DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[grump]

His ultimate experience would be no chat at all.

His dream is just to shut everything off and play wwe champs and eat cheeseburgers all day every day while a check for 1 million is direct deposited in his bank account every month. I really don't see why he doesn't just do it right now since his paypigs seem like they'll continue to throw money at him no matter what. Other than he has to convince himself that he's actually working.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I didn't count how many times during today's stream he mentioned the chat being a troll-free zone, but it must've been at least seven times or something, and without any instigation whatsoever from people in the chat. That's DSP's mind trying to convince DSP that he did everything correct and nothing wrong. As long he repeats it often enough, it'll become true in his own mind, just like with all the other bullshit he made himself believe over the years. And let's be honest; who is going to correct him on that? Certainly not his chat, because his chat is dead as fuck.

-EDIT- Case in point: he mentioned the stream being troll-free in three subsequent tweets.

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-EDIT2- Four times in a row just now.

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Oh yeah, his brain is definitely running circles in his skull in an attempt to justify this shit.

I watched an archive of Proper's restream of the most recent Pokemon Snap stream (the first stream where he turned on North Korea Chat mode) and I swear he mentioned DA TROOOOOOOLLZ finally being defeated, foiled, and left seething and coping every 10 minutes or so. It's honestly hilarious that he mentioned trolls much less frequently when his chat was just 95% people shitting on him and hopping on different sock accounts and impersonating Derich. Like the most he would do when it was still Freedom chat is yell at DA TROOOOOLLZ at the halfway point of his stream and then he'd text emoboy, Fagginz and Madara the inDENTured servant to come do their jobs and clean it up like the unpaid jannies they are.

We always lived rent-free in Dave's head, but I always imagined each one of us had an apartment in his head. Now I'm convinced that every single one of us detractors has an extremely luxurious megamansion that we live rent-free in inside his gin-soaked head.

 

[But I Digress]

Out of the last 14 streams (including this one) he reached the tips goal only 3 times. And those were reached by massive whaling:

Tonight should be fun. Absolutely nobody but Dericsht is interested in watching MLB The Show 21. He should be nice and liquored up though.

 

[Iron Father]

He is trying to bore us to death ,nice try

I mean, it is a pretty good tactic on some level. So many people now consider DSP a living non-event and the few of us who still get enjoyment from things like him getting destroyed by video games are even slowly beginning to be starved of shit to laugh at. The only problem with the tactic is that the whales become less energized to "defeat da haters" the more the borefest drives "da haters" away from Phil.

 

[Gramh]

Phil is a person who would burn his hands on the stove and instead of not doing it again, he keeps putting his hands on the stove and wonders why they hurt.

No, Phil is the person who would call the stove a fuckin idiot for burning his hands, throw the stove out, then complain why he doesn't have a method to prepare food anymore because his stupid broken stove kept burning his hands when he'd touch the burners and LIMB anyone that didn't understand this thought process.

 

[hundredthousand]

Tonight should be fun. Absolutely nobody but Dericsht is interested in watching MLB The Show 21. He should be nice and liquored up though.

Derich is gonna be jerking off all night long as Phil answers all his pertinent questions, such as : "Which Home Alone movie is your favorite?"

 

[DZoomer]

I mean, it is a pretty good tactic on some level. So many people now consider DSP a living non-event and the few of us who still get enjoyment from things like him getting destroyed by video games are even slowly beginning to be starved of shit to laugh at. The only problem with the tactic is that the whales become less energized to "defeat da haters" the more the borefest drives "da haters" away from Phil.

I personally think it's a horrible tactic. I guess that how good this tactic may seem to each person is dependent on what you see as the reason that Phil is still around.

If you believe that Phil could still exist without trolls and that trolls actually hurt him, then it's a good tactic to do everything he can to avoid trolls.

If you believe that Phil's existence on the internet entirely hinges on the fact he's a lolcow, then if trolls disappear, Phil also disappears.

I'm way more inclined to believe the latter. I seriously doubt that Phil would still be supported by people like OIC if there was no infamy that came together with such support. Too many supporters of Phil are massive attention whores that get off on the fact that many people hate it when Phil gets money.

I genuinely believe that if people on Twitter, Reddit, and here on the Farms stopped talking about Phil, in a few months he'd get into the most massive over-begging mode ever, but very few people would give a shit.

Which is not to say that I think that we should stop talking about Phil. Whenever people like OIC give money to Phil, I laugh more, not less.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

This chat lockdown thing as funnier than I thought it would be. I wouldn't even care if he hit the tips goal as long as he keeps this up, and he isn't even doing that.

Even the mods can't flex their muscles on a chat full of nudniks now Phil has put it into babymode, I imagine OiC is seething he can't make chat go wild with his donations.

I didn't count how many times during today's stream he mentioned the chat being a troll-free zone, but it must've been at least seven times or something, and without any instigation whatsoever from people in the chat. That's DSP's mind trying to convince DSP that he did everything correct and nothing wrong. As long he repeats it often enough, it'll become true in his own mind, just like with all the other bullshit he made himself believe over the years. And let's be honest; who is going to correct him on that? Certainly not his chat, because his chat is dead as fuck.

-EDIT- Case in point: he mentioned the stream being troll-free in three subsequent tweets.

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-EDIT2- Four times in a row just now.

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Oh yeah, his brain is definitely running circles in his skull in an attempt to justify this shit.

I wonder if Phil is actually under the wild delusion that the 170k subs and 20k twitter followers he has were just waiting in the wings for the nasty trolls to be banished and they'd come pouring out in support of glorious leader Phil or perhaps he's just trying to kid himself that with the trolls gone there's literally only a handful of waterheads that actually watch him.

 

[Paladin Derich]

inb4 buck breaking memes in phil's stream chat

 

[Iron Father]

Man who restricts his chat to about 15 active people by enabling sub-only mode complains about his chat moving very slowly:

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You just can't make this shit up. The utter, mind-boggling lack of self-awareness.

He gets a glimpse into the truth of the actual size of his non-ironic fanbase and his reaction is "my Youtube chat might be bugged."

 

[Very Honest Content]

I'll never understand posting things like this. We know Phil reads the farms and this is basically giving him free advice on how to scam more people. We all know this, but Phil is a retard and doesn't understand this, so can we stop pointing things like these out to him?

Please instruct us when was the last time Phil implemented anything anyone suggested to him successfully? Can you name a single instance since you've followed him?

Is 24 hours the maximum throttle time youtube allows? Because he'll keep turning the throttle up each stream he can until it's maxed out I imagine as that was his announced plan before he banked a whole $30 while showing Derich pokemon.

 

[Coke Zero]

I personally think it's a horrible tactic. I guess that how good this tactic may seem to each person is dependent on what you see as the reason that Phil is still around.

If you believe that Phil could still exist without trolls and that trolls actually hurt him, then it's a good tactic to do everything he can to avoid trolls.

If you believe that Phil's existence on the internet entirely hinges on the fact he's a lolcow, then if trolls disappear, Phil also disappears.

I'm way more inclined to believe the latter. I seriously doubt that Phil would still be supported by people like OIC if there was no infamy that came together with such support. Too many supporters of Phil are massive attention whores that get off on the fact that many people hate it when Phil gets money.

I genuinely believe that if people on Twitter, Reddit, and here on the Farms stopped talking about Phil, in a few months he'd get into the most massive over-begging mode ever, but very few people would give a shit.

Which is not to say that I think that we should stop talking about Phil. Whenever people like OIC give money to Phil, I laugh more, not less.

Its a real dilemma- I agree the donations/money would dry up real quick if there wasn't this massive community discussing and laughing at phil 24/7 but there's no way we would all stay silent as phil is panicking and freaking out after only making like $15 for several streams in a row so we'll always be around and us being around means the whales will always be around. The only way phil will ever get rid of his detractor/troll following would be to bore us all to death (which he's actually been trying to do) but that would leave the whales with no one to flex on by giving him money so they would get bored of him too. He 100% needs the detractor community whether he knows or is willing to admit it.

 

[Iron Father]

I personally think it's a horrible tactic. I guess that how good this tactic may seem to each person is dependent on what you see as the reason that Phil is still around.

If you believe that Phil could still exist without trolls and that trolls actually hurt him, then it's a good tactic to do everything he can to avoid trolls.

If you believe that Phil's existence on the internet entirely hinges on the fact he's a lolcow, then if trolls disappear, Phil also disappears.

I'm way more inclined to believe the latter. I seriously doubt that Phil would still be supported by people like OIC if there was no infamy that came together with such support. Too many supporters of Phil are massive attention whores that get off on the fact that many people hate it when Phil gets money.

I genuinely believe that if people on Twitter, Reddit, and here on the Farms stopped talking about Phil, in a few months he'd get into the most massive over-begging mode ever, but very few people would give a shit.

Which is not to say that I think that we should stop talking about Phil. Whenever people like OIC give money to Phil, I laugh more, not less.

Bud, I addressed that in my comment haha. It's a good tactic for alleviating the heat he has on him, but yes it shrinks the amount of trolls which in turn weakens the "us vs them" gimmick, which shrinks donations and so on.

"The only problem with the tactic is that the whales become less energized to "defeat da haters" the more the borefest drives "da haters" away from Phil."

 

[Thomas Highway]

Phil doesn't have tactics anymore than a goldfish does when the flakes are sprinkled on top of the bowl.

Y'all overthink shit hard.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil doesn't have tactics anymore than a goldfish does when the flakes are sprinkled on top of the bowl.

Y'all overthink shit hard.

I didn't mean to say it's a tactic he's consciously using, just that if he were trying to "bore us to death" it is on some level, working.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

I just want to say that I am super thankful for the subscriber only mode for Dave's streams. It makes it very easy to scrub through the YT video to point and laugh at the wheel chairs and their superchats as they stay on screen for minutes at a time. Phil will probably spin this into being a "feature of the stream."

 

[Iron Hamster]

I notice it every time Dave doesn't hit a tips goal and it makes me laugh, whenever he's talking about how much money he made on todays stream he always ties in the fact that he had fun playing the game, as if having fun playing the game means he should get paid $200 for playing it.

Yeah. If he actually had fun playing the game, the money means nothing.

 

[Gramh]

He doesn't want to actively bore his detractors he's just terrified of the mirror they put to his content so he wants to insulate himself from them but he doesn't realize the weird symbiotic relationship he's established with people who autistically flail about to fuck with him and how much he needs their troll tips and more importantly the struggle they represent.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

He needs to keep extending the sub only duration to stop the trolls. If it was 12h before and 24h today, then 2nd stream will be right around the time all the troll accounts are ready

And they WILL be.

Phil fucked himslef. Cant attract new people, cant let the trolls in.

 

[Fill Bern El]

so I went to derich's twitter to get his youtube pfp for tonight and oH MY JESUS CHRIST DERICH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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