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He turns 40 in a few days. I expect a self-pitying tweetstorm.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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I would normally agree but he does not “observe” that birthday anymore. He’s a five-year-old girl that was born on Halloween, according to him.
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He will bubble with poison on Halloween because no one is hanging out with him on twitter.
The benefit for Jake turning 40 is that he can now very credibly claim that he's not a man in his late thirties and prove all of gamergate and the terfs wrong.
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He doesn't observe it but I'm still sure that we'll see vague, self-pitying tweets. Jake being vague isn't unusual at all so there's no need for him to acknowledge why he's feeling down.
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The last time Gamergate was relevant, Jake was still in his early thirties.
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He'll still cry about it. He still knows that in reality, he's 40. While his grip on what's real is tenuous at best, I think this is something he's aware of whether he likes it or not.
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Even deep in his delusion/dysphoria his mom will still drive out there and take him out to his favorite sushi place to remind him of his age, and pay for it all. Then he will talk shit about her online for triggering his dysphoria.
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Had my first unintentional lolcow sighting in the wild. Feels as if I completed a rite of passage and I feel unclean.
Lil' Jakey made a tweet that's been making the rounds. It's about evil YouTubers turning the children into nazis through Minecraft. (Link)
When you tell someone every day that it will rain for over seven years you will eventually get it right one day. But that is not the case here, Jake is preaching to the retarded choir about the evil nazi Pewdiepie because he once said the real gamer word. My favorite thing about that tweet is the size of Jake's ego in thinking he has this gifted insight into things others are too dimwitted to see, as it has always shown on the name he chose for himself, "Cassandra".
For those who don't know Greek mythology, Cassandra was a princess and priestess who was gifted the power of prophecy by Apollo for promising to have sex with him. After getting the gift she refused to have sex and and Apollo made it so her visions would be true but nobody would believe a word she said. She was cursed with knowledge of events she couldn't prevent despite her best efforts, and was considered a madwoman by the people of Troy.
A beautiful and clever woman (possibly a buxom redhead) chased by powerful men, who has knowledge of terrible things that could easily be prevented if only people would pay attention to her anddonate to her Patreon heed her warnings but is instead met with whisper campaigns saying she eats babies disdain and cold shoulders. Ringing any bells for you?
Jake already did the "Woe is me, for I am being harassed by the nazis for my knowledge." he does every time any of his tweets get any traction and is back to the usual double digit number likes on his hot takes.
Lil' Jakey made a tweet that's been making the rounds. It's about evil YouTubers turning the children into nazis through Minecraft. (Link)
When you tell someone every day that it will rain for over seven years you will eventually get it right one day. But that is not the case here, Jake is preaching to the retarded choir about the evil nazi Pewdiepie because he once said the real gamer word. My favorite thing about that tweet is the size of Jake's ego in thinking he has this gifted insight into things others are too dimwitted to see, as it has always shown on the name he chose for himself, "Cassandra".
For those who don't know Greek mythology, Cassandra was a princess and priestess who was gifted the power of prophecy by Apollo for promising to have sex with him. After getting the gift she refused to have sex and and Apollo made it so her visions would be true but nobody would believe a word she said. She was cursed with knowledge of events she couldn't prevent despite her best efforts, and was considered a madwoman by the people of Troy.
A beautiful and clever woman (possibly a buxom redhead) chased by powerful men, who has knowledge of terrible things that could easily be prevented if only people would pay attention to her and
Jake already did the "Woe is me, for I am being harassed by the nazis for my knowledge." he does every time any of his tweets get any traction and is back to the usual double digit number likes on his hot takes.
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Cassandra actually predicted stuff, though. Jake sees Nazis behind every tree. If you have a totally arbitrary definition of “Nazis are everywhere,” then yes, congratulations, you predicted correctly.
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Yeah, Jake’s right. Imagine wasting your entire adult life on futile vendettas against imaginary enemies.
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Jake is nearly the opposite of Cassandra, though, an absolute fucking retard nobody at all is attracted to, who is wrong about everything, and is also completely ignored, the only thing he has in common with Cassandra.
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Jake still claims to be in fear for his life and that his career prospects have been shattered. If "nazis" really were behind that it would hardly be a spectacular failure".
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"Gamergate is an amazing way for people to waste their lives" you say...
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His sperging at/with people who replied to his "viral" post:
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I googled "pewdiepipeline" and I did not find dozens of articles and other explainers, I found dozens of reddit threads pointing to a video called "Pewdiepipeline" by a breadtuber called NonCompete that normally makes video about how sweet it would be to live in a tightly regulated Marxist anarchy or some shit.
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YouTube has explicit rules against hate speech. They just weren’t written for impossible-to-police concepts like, “I don’t like this person > they don’t like me > they hate trans women > they are Nazis > everything they say must be hate speech.”
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God, he's such a douchebag.
He just makes a claim without evidence, and when someone asks a perfectly reasonable objection ("How is this different from people concerned about kids watching too much TV 25 years ago?" or "I don't think Pewdiepie is a Nazi.") he sneers that they should "do some actual research". I've said this before, but if he was right about this stuff -- if he even truly believed he was right -- then he'd take the opportunity to actually advocate a position beyond just stating it as fact and expecting everyone to just believe him. You know. Like how Cassandra was desperate for people to believe her and went mad trying to convince them, rather than just making a statement and telling the Trojans to do their own research on wooden horses before going back to her attic to eat more burnt grilled cheese sandwiches.
No wonder no one likes him.
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Jake: *spreads baseless claims and rumors*
Also Jake: stop spreading baseless claims and rumors about me.
I've always hated the phrases "do research" or "educate yourself" especially from "investigative journalists" like Jake and Toren. I've always assumed its really meant "I have been brainwashed by propaganda. I lack the charisma and interpersonal skills to manipulate you but I won't have my cult mentality shaken either."
Also Jake: stop spreading baseless claims and rumors about me.
I've always hated the phrases "do research" or "educate yourself" especially from "investigative journalists" like Jake and Toren. I've always assumed its really meant "I have been brainwashed by propaganda. I lack the charisma and interpersonal skills to manipulate you but I won't have my cult mentality shaken either."
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I like the way The Bait "hail"-ed rather than "heil"-ed Hitler, like getting the attention of a Taxi Driver. Or pelting Hitler with ice balls.
Gotta Hail that Crosstown Adolf Express!
(Ok, and I swear I'm not making this up, when I just wrote "I like the way...." above here, I mistyped it as "I kike the way...", apparently my phone actually IS a nazi. Jake is right! They're already here! You're next!)
Gotta Hail that Crosstown Adolf Express!
(Ok, and I swear I'm not making this up, when I just wrote "I like the way...." above here, I mistyped it as "I kike the way...", apparently my phone actually IS a nazi. Jake is right! They're already here! You're next!)