Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[TVStactic]

The state of the gaming industry: when retards from /v/ do your game better than the devs themselves. It's poetry in a way

according to info it was over 30 people working on the game.
THIRTY AUTISTS doing a job better than the OC Donut Steel transfags.

made a better game as a fucking lulzproject. BENISSIMO

edit
devs updated

Good news, everyone. Our code monkey is currently in the process of uploading more fixes, once he can find his flint to start the signal fire.

>your sick house-shoe fetishes have been realized
>fang properly expresses herself when you drop your phone
>game now properly sneeds
>changed lewd images in options menu to enable lewd images because UI design is hard
>fang considering now has shading
>removed some bit accidentally kept in of anon going to the lunchroom with his card
>cleaned up Appreciating the atmosphere added
>Rosa is now authentic thanks to Mexican anon. Now Latina-pilled Rosa-bros can enjoy their mestiza mommy gf properly.
>cured anon's schizophrenia when it comes to stella's shirt
>fellow developers found a funny left in
>stella fix

And as for all the hubbub about Fast Times At Volcano High, we DO have something in the works, I won't say what exactly, but it WILL be far more confirmation on their relationship together than what is in Volcano Highschool Musical.

 

[Aquinas]

ddlc tho

what about it

 

[DeadwastePrime]

what about it

everything

 

[Aquinas]

everything

bad, yeah

 

[Blackhole]

I'm tired of seeing the stupid dolpnigger whenever i go on /v/. She's ugly,stupid,and fat. I would not have sex with her.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I'm tired of seeing the stupid dolpnigger whenever i go on /v/. She's ugly,stupid,and fat. I would not have sex with her.

No one wants to have sex with you and we still welcome you here

 

[Maurice Caine]

Visual novels have always been trash. This is the standard.

 

[Grey Donovan]

The average person was never going to be interested in this even if it was good. Most people want AAA shovelware over indie shovelware.

 

[TVStactic]

more updates from the /v/ snoot thang
- there was a clusterfuck that made snoot a topic to be on /trash/ and /vg/
/trash/
/vg/
- a anon managed in the span of three days do the following:

1. save images of snoot's fang and email that shit to himself using his work email
2. he was caught
3. has a wife and managed to talk to her about getting counseling
4. time skip and his wife found his fang nudes
5. he even provided a picture that it's not a larping faggot.
6. he's probably extremely fucked since by his own words...
7. ...his wife hates porn because she is a normalfag

- dude was nicknamed Workanon, the picture that he provided:

i don't have the older snoot threads where this shit goes deeper but managed to keep a "recent" one where he explained a bit:

>snoot game releases
>makes the gvh discord require phone authentication
>makes jannies delete / autosage some of the most on-topic threads on the entire board
>makes an anon realize his relationship with his wife is deteriorating and start therapy
>gets another anon busted by his wife for stashing dino pictures
>sobbing fits everywhere

and what i found:

[...]
She's not home for another few hours, I'm seriously fucking ill-feeling at this point. The only other time I've felt this way was when I was fired from my job out of the blue.
[...]
We're the same Anon. I sent snoot pictures to myself using my work email by mistake, and now my wife has discovered my snoot stash.
In retrospect I should've have named the folder "Things I love and want to protect".
[...]
She was using my big-dick PC for image analysis and the program spits out an image file at the end, the default save location was my Fang folder.
She saw it all.
Even the Fang porn.

ze thread's archive

 

[SiccDicc]

more updates from the /v/ snoot thang
- there was a clusterfuck that made snoot a topic to be on /trash/ and /vg/

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

/vg/
- a anon managed in the span of three days do the following:

1. save images of snoot's fang and email that shit to himself using his work email
2. he was caught
3. has a wife and managed to talk to her about getting counseling
4. time skip and his wife found his fang nudes
5. he even provided a picture that it's not a larping faggot.
6. he's probably extremely fucked since by his own words...
7. ...his wife hates porn because she is a normalfag

- dude was nicknamed Workanon, the picture that he provided:
View attachment 2245224
i don't have the older snoot threads where this shit goes deeper but managed to keep a "recent" one where he explained a bit:

and what i found:

ze thread's archive

Pour one out for my homie. He dead.

 

[Punished Benis]

more updates from the /v/ snoot thang
- there was a clusterfuck that made snoot a topic to be on /trash/ and /vg/

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

/vg/
- a anon managed in the span of three days do the following:

1. save images of snoot's fang and email that shit to himself using his work email
2. he was caught
3. has a wife and managed to talk to her about getting counseling
4. time skip and his wife found his fang nudes
5. he even provided a picture that it's not a larping faggot.
6. he's probably extremely fucked since by his own words...
7. ...his wife hates porn because she is a normalfag

- dude was nicknamed Workanon, the picture that he provided:
View attachment 2245224
i don't have the older snoot threads where this shit goes deeper but managed to keep a "recent" one where he explained a bit:

and what i found:

ze thread's archive

Snoot game is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Also
>not hiding your weird porn on an external drive somewhere your wife will never look
This nigger deserves having to look his wife in the eye as he admits to cooming to emo dinosaur pussy.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'm kinda amazed how the devs aren't trying to use this parody game as means to get themselves the hype back.

I assume they hope everybody forgot that it happened so they can cash out and run

 

[SiccDicc]

Snoot game is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Also
>not hiding your weird porn on an external drive somewhere your wife will never look
This nigger deserves having to look his wife in the eye as he admits to cooming to emo dinosaur pussy.

"Look, all I'm saying is if you put on the dinosaur head, maybe it might make things a bit more exciting!"

 

[Punished Benis]

"Look, all I'm saying is if you put on the dinosaur head, maybe it might make things a bit more exciting!"
View attachment 2245510

Not enough eyeliner, 0/10 would not fuck before it shoots up a school.

Edit to avoid doubleposting

I assume they hope everybody forgot that it happened so they can cash out and run

They think it's "made in bad faith", presumably for not respecting everyone's pronouns, all the creative racial epithets (meteor dodger is still my favorite), and for the whole "turn the emo dinosaur into a well-adjusted person through the power of coom" thing.

 

[TVStactic]

Pour one out for my homie. He dead.

he pretty much confirmed it.

thread1
I got to talk to the wife about my Fang folder, though.

/vg/ thread
> how hurt is she btw?
It's really fucking bad.

 

[TVStactic]

doublepost because worknon update

>accidently emailed pictures of Fang to myself from my phone using my work email, instead of my personal email because I use both on the phone
>work at a HIPAA protected institute so all company emails are compiled and reported on Monday/Friday
>Supervisor and co-worker both saw my Fang pictures, as well as the email subject line of "Smiles I want to protect"
>ihavemadeanhugemistake.jpg
>Team is sent an email reminding people company email is for work purposes only, supervisor has to remind me personally as well
>co-worker, who is the IT guy, texts me "dude don't you have a wife?"
>realize I have fucking feelings for a fucking cartoon teenage dinosaur, despite being fucking married
>blog-posting ensues, Anons in threads suggest honest, open communication about issues we are having
>liquor up, talk to wife. She cries, expresses similar feelings about issues, we hug it out, it's raw and painful but we're on the steps to recovery, start looking for marriage help
>wife needs to use PC when I am at work, finds Fang folder
>titled "things I love and want to protect"
>that includes Fang lewds
>wife it massive normie, is repulsed by porn of any kind, has some issues with intimacy due to her past relationships in high-school, seeing Fang pics really sets her off
>says we'll talk when she gets home from work (had to work late)
>thehorrorcontinues.dbz
>I get home before her, dreading this
>She gets home, eyes puffy, says she had to call her friend to decide what to do with us
>Continues to talk, is furious I could betray her trust like this, thinks I am some sort of freak like her brother (a massive weeb) for saving images like that
>I can't even defend it, I know if I started to I would just dig my grave deeper
>Conversation devolves into more tears, she's pretty heartbroken atm, I know when to give her space and this is the time to do so (she doesn't even want to see me atm)
>posting on a Mongolian image board as we speak

Holy mcfuckingshit (Archive)
i... i...

 

[The tired cat]

doublepost because worknon update

Holy mcfuckingshit (Archive)
i... i...

So, the wife sounds like some weird Christian-type bitch really.

 

[SiccDicc]

So, the wife sounds like some weird Christian-type bitch really.

That or was a tremendously used up slut from her past boyfriend experiences - where they dumped her after being bored - and tried to correct herself by "finding God" - in a sense that she found a scapegoat - rather than work out her own insecurities.

Real toss up.

 

[TVStactic]

/vg/ thread at it again:
- a anon compiled the whole snoot thang until tuesday (08/jun/2021)
- mods, jannies and shills of the game still assmad
- another anon made a fang mod for another game (don't know which one, sorry)
both vydias:

and it seems there will be a interview with the developers tomorrow (10/jun/2021)

 

[Archeops]

/vg/ thread at it again:
- a anon compiled the whole snoot thang until tuesday (08/jun/2021)
- mods, jannies and shills of the game still assmad
- another anon made a fang mod for another game (don't know which one, sorry)
both vydias:
View attachment 2246486
-video2 will be uploaded soon-
and it seems there will be a interview with the developers tomorrow (10/jun/2021)
View attachment 2246531

Somebody in that /v/3 thread actually had the balls to go onto 4chan’s IRC channel and confront the mods about /v/‘s Snoot Game threads getting deleted.


After that the user got kicked from the channel.

EDIT: Here’s a compiled version from /vg/‘s Anthro Game Stories General.