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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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A rare tweet from Michael has got me absolutely baffled
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I have no understanding what he bases this tweet on?
For a start 25 degrees centigrade? And people are worried?
I mean, old peoples homes are recommend to be heated between 70 - 74F here

And fuck off, the country has a fucking orgasm of delight when it's over 77F
It means the papers can splash pics of bikini clad girls on Bournemouth beach on every page

An official heatwave is when the temperature is on average above 86F (30C) for 3 days in a row (and this is higher for the Southern counties)
So try again Mike

And you've got to love the "yes England specifically" line
Trying to show how clever and cultured he is by understanding that the UK is not just those evil English
And not understanding that these are in fact normal summer temperatures in large parts of England but would be considered to be hot in parts of Scotland

These people are so ignorant - they live in a world of twitter hot takes and blog post scare headlines
Although maybe he's picked up prions from his shit eating and is suffering with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?
 
A rare tweet from Michael has got me absolutely baffled
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I have no understanding what he bases this tweet on?
For a start 25 degrees centigrade? And people are worried?
I mean, old peoples homes are recommend to be heated between 70 - 74F here

And fuck off, the country has a fucking orgasm of delight when it's over 77F
It means the papers can splash pics of bikini clad girls on Bournemouth beach on every page

An official heatwave is when the temperature is on average above 86F (30C) for 3 days in a row (and this is higher for the Southern counties)
So try again Mike

And you've got to love the "yes England specifically" line
Trying to show how clever and cultured he is by understanding that the UK is not just those evil English
And not understanding that these are in fact normal summer temperatures in large parts of England but would be considered to be hot in parts of Scotland

These people are so ignorant - they live in a world of twitter hot takes and blog post scare headlines
Although maybe he's picked up prions from his shit eating and is suffering with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?
Also, people die in England every year from heatwaves - generally the elderly and already sick, but still - because the country isn't equipped to deal with it/the people aren't used to dealing with it. No aircon, minimal understanding of heat stroke, people not having the clothes for it... the Brits get up in arms about people mocking it every year when a bunch of dipshits make tweets like this lmao. Bad twitter look, Mr. Shit Eater.
 
Also, people die in England every year from heatwaves - generally the elderly and already sick, but still - because the country isn't equipped to deal with it/the people aren't used to dealing with it. No aircon, minimal understanding of heat stroke, people not having the clothes for it... the Brits get up in arms about people mocking it every year when a bunch of dipshits make tweets like this lmao. Bad twitter look, Mr. Shit Eater.
Wait, that’s Jen?
 
Also, people die in England every year from heatwaves - generally the elderly and already sick, but still - because the country isn't equipped to deal with it/the people aren't used to dealing with it. No aircon, minimal understanding of heat stroke, people not having the clothes for it... the Brits get up in arms about people mocking it every year when a bunch of dipshits make tweets like this lmao. Bad twitter look, Mr. Shit Eater.
Shouldn't they have figured out how to deal with warm weather if this kinda thing happens every year? Wear shorts. Drink water. Use fans and buy a window A/C for the bedroom if you're bougie. There is a culture of overwhelming government intrusion into citizens' daily lives over there. Can't the government tell them any of this? I live in northern New England with summer temps very similar to the UK and we've figured it out.
 
Wait, that’s Jen?
Yeah- Michael/Norintha/Jen

Shouldn't they have figured out how to deal with warm weather if this kinda thing happens every year?
Heat deaths are irrelevant compared to cold
We have around 10,000 avoidable winter deaths on average every year
In the most recent big heatwaves in 2003 and 2006 we had 2,234 and 2,323 excess deaths, respectively.
(all figures England and Wales only)

All of this conjecture about UK heat deaths sounds alien, and is absolutely not on the radar over here
But as highlighted above, winter deaths are a thing and something questions are raised about

Why the UK doesn't do anything about these weather deaths?
That would be a long, long sperg about historical inequities, the Norman Ascendancy and parallel societal structures such as the education system
cba and no one would read it
 
Shouldn't they have figured out how to deal with warm weather if this kinda thing happens every year? Wear shorts. Drink water. Use fans and buy a window A/C for the bedroom if you're bougie. There is a culture of overwhelming government intrusion into citizens' daily lives over there. Can't the government tell them any of this? I live in northern New England with summer temps very similar to the UK and we've figured it out.
It might be some kind of cultural retardation like Japan where suits are mandatory even in the worst heat waves IDK.

For example the first snowy day is always a complete shitshow in the Central European shithole where I live: weathermen and forecasts always warn at least a week in advance, both local and central gov't makes a big show of preparing snowplows and road salt, there are all kinds of PSAs about the importance of having snow tyres installed... and despite everything, fresh snow always piles up, blocks roads, thousands of cars end up in ditches and roadside brush, dozens of automotive accidents on every major road, and both the local and the central gov't shrugging "yeah well snow plows and road salt are ready would someone please just give the order?".
 
Shouldn't they have figured out how to deal with warm weather if this kinda thing happens every year? Wear shorts. Drink water. Use fans and buy a window A/C for the bedroom if you're bougie. There is a culture of overwhelming government intrusion into citizens' daily lives over there. Can't the government tell them any of this? I live in northern New England with summer temps very similar to the UK and we've figured it out.
British homes aren't made for hot weather, they're actually meant to keep the heat in as well as maximize light. And while people can adapt for higher temps, it takes time to acclimatize, which is why most deaths happen in the first few days of a heat wave.

Do Brits need to toughen up in a heatwave?

Edit: Also England is really fucking humid. Temps over 80 in London feel miserable.
 
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Shouldn't they have figured out how to deal with warm weather if this kinda thing happens every year? Wear shorts. Drink water. Use fans and buy a window A/C for the bedroom if you're bougie. There is a culture of overwhelming government intrusion into citizens' daily lives over there. Can't the government tell them any of this? I live in northern New England with summer temps very similar to the UK and we've figured it out.
You'd think we could be sensible in England, but no. The UK has a load of old, poorly-insulated houses and a load of poorly designed newer houses. The former get boiling in the summer and freezing in the winter, the latter are energy efficient with regards to heating, but are not designed for hot weather. In the summer we get the elderly dying due to hot weather and in the winter we get them dying due to the cold. A lot of this is due to our high energy bills; loads of old people live in poverty and so can't afford to heat/cool their homes effectively. There are all sorts of government schemes to pay for home improvements that insulate our homes as the government wants to meet their CO2 and energy targets; it has the nice side effect of reduced energy bills. They are not going to offer aircon to poor people as it would take too much electricity to run and the poor can't afford to run aircon anyway.

You are right about English ineptitude with extreme weather. If we have a couple of hot days we go crazy- the roads to the beaches are gridlocked and shops sell out of all sorts of shit. Our trains stop running as the tracks warp in the heat. It is obvious we are a nation of idiots when we have temperatures over 30C and you see houses with all their curtains and windows open. People don't realise you can shut out the heat. Similarly fuckery occurs when we get a sprinkle of snow- 2 inches of snow will cause the schools to shut and public transport to collapse.

Having said that, I don't know why the fella was tweeting about the English not being able to cope with heat when most US trans people couldn't cope here due to it being 'Terf island'. Yeah, we are massive fannies with respect to the weather, but we must have some of the bravest trans people in the word. Trans people here talk of rampant transphobia, yet magically manage to not show up in the murder stats. They also manage to live without being armed to the hilt and forming their own paranoia-ravaged communes...
 
Trans people here talk of rampant transphobia, yet magically manage to not show up in the murder stats.

If a male in the UK wants to cut their chance of being murdered by a factor of 3, the best thing they can do is troon out

The homicide rate for males is ~17 per million each year
The homicide rate for mtf troons is ~6 per million each year

Troons in the UK:
Stonewall gives about ~600,000​
Finding the AGP's. The gov did an lgbt survey and found:
NB's 50%​
mtf 28%​
ftm 22%​

Gives us about ~168,000 mtf troons in the UK
On average there is ~1 mtf troon a year killed in the UK
So 6 per million yearly homicide rate

And if you troon out and don't sell your arse for sex, you reduce your chance of being murdered even more, as 80% of those murdered mtf's were sex workers
 
When I was in England, it got to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit and sunny one day, and people stripped down to their shorts and were all over the parks. It was cute.

The European heat wave stories always make me sad because I love air conditioning so much and hate that it doesn't make sense for them to install it permanently. It's no different than Texas being hit by that freak cold front and losing power. It's just hard to invest for something that only happens rarely.
 
Having said that, I don't know why the fella was tweeting about the English not being able to cope with heat when most US trans people couldn't cope here due to it being 'Terf island'.
I think the whole "TERF Island" meme is exactly what spurred this tweet, at least indirectly. It's popular among troons, especially US troons to take potshots at the UK on social media and act like it's the worst country to ever exist and is literally genociding their kind as we speak. So they take whatever dumb irrelevant shit they can find to shit on the UK about and go for it. It doesn't even have to relate to transgender politics, anything that fits the mold of "UK bad" is fair game.
 
Edit: Also England is really fucking humid. Temps over 80 in London feel miserable.
I'm from Mississippi and in the summer it can get to 95F or higher with 90+% humidity, so 80s with humidity isn't that bad. Sorry for the post, but I am required by law in Mississippi to respond this way when someone says it's hot somewhere else.
 
I'm from Mississippi and in the summer it can get to 95F or higher with 90+% humidity, so 80s with humidity isn't that bad. Sorry for the post, but I am required by law in Mississippi to respond this way when someone says it's hot somewhere else.
Quiet southerner, it gets that hot and humid up here too, but we also get down to -30 in the winter regularly.
 
I'm from Mississippi and in the summer it can get to 95F or higher with 90+% humidity, so 80s with humidity isn't that bad. Sorry for the post, but I am required by law in Mississippi to respond this way when someone says it's hot somewhere else.
The heat in the midwest can give the south a close Competition. Temps in the summer can reach similar 90 plus with similar humidity. Often warnings will be issed not to be outside during the day because of the heat index reaching 110 in the shade
 
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