A rare tweet from Michael has got me absolutely baffled
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I have no understanding what he bases this tweet on?
For a start 25 degrees centigrade? And people are worried?
I mean, old peoples homes are recommend to be heated between 70 - 74F here
And fuck off, the country has a fucking orgasm of delight when it's over 77F
It means the papers can splash pics of bikini clad girls on Bournemouth beach on every page
An official heatwave is when the temperature is on average above 86F (30C) for 3 days in a row (and this is higher for the Southern counties)
So try again Mike
And you've got to love the "yes England specifically" line
Trying to show how clever and cultured he is by understanding that the UK is not just those evil English
And not understanding that these are in fact normal summer temperatures in large parts of England but
would be considered to be hot in parts of Scotland
These people are so ignorant - they live in a world of twitter hot takes and blog post scare headlines
Although maybe he's picked up prions from his shit eating and is suffering with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?