The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Free the Pedos]

I'm from Mississippi and in the summer it can get to 95F or higher with 90+% humidity, so 80s with humidity isn't that bad. Sorry for the post, but I am required by law in Mississippi to respond this way when someone says it's hot somewhere else.

Don't forget the chiggers, cottonmouths, and gators.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Don't forget the chiggers

I hear they prefer "insects of color" now.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[EnemyStand]

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Ah yes, so kind to your community. See, this is why everyone in your community hates you. The hashtag is obviously meant for community wide announcements and these troons insist on shitting up everyone else's Twitter for no good reason.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Jesus, Pennywise, must you try to sound like a bimbo who babytalks? “Black thingy and turny things got melted. Ooopsies!
Us women don’t know how to use a stove-thingy!”
STFU

 

[Gone Ham]

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So what he's saying, is that HE MELTED THE PLASTIC KNOBS. How fucking incompetent do you need to be to have that happen? This stove is going to be the cause of death for the tranch and I'm all for it

 

[Putin Bot]

How incompetent do you have to be with a stove that you burn the knobs and the clock/temp display!?! I'm no expert in the kitchen, but I've so far yet to damage any stoves I have had.
Jesus. Literally everything they touch they somehow manage to destroy.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Of all the retarded bullshit that goes on at the tranch who ever guessed that the stove saga was going to be the most harrowing?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's really hard to fuck up kabobs, but a good way to do such a thing is to overcook them on a stove. Kabobs should be grilled, not put on a cast iron thing on your stove

 

[DatBepisTho]

It's really hard to fuck up kabobs, but a good way to do such a thing is to overcook them on a stove. Kabobs should be grilled, not put on a cast iron thing on your stove

Grilled's best. They should at least be done in a broiler if you're poor/can't be outside, but looks like they're trying to use a griddle when they seriously could have made a fire and grilled them in the same amount of time it took to get everything hot enough to melt shit.

 

[The Coon]

It's really hard to fuck up kabobs, but a good way to do such a thing is to overcook them on a stove. Kabobs should be grilled, not put on a cast iron thing on your stove

How else are you going to get that melted plastic taste though?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Grilled's best. They should at least be done in a broiler if you're poor/can't be outside, but looks like they're trying to use a griddle when they seriously could have made a fire and grilled them in the same amount of time it took to get everything hot enough to melt shit.

Especially when they have plenty of room to get a damn grill and grilling would be way easier in both cleaning and cooking. Can grill up chicken breasts, burgers, etc..

 

[Iron Hamster]

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That's quite a meltdown for something you don't give a shit about.

 

[Angel Phish]

Holy shit, how do you manage to be so incompetent that you buy a brand new too-expensive stove that sucks power you can't afford to lose, shit it up because you don't ever clean it, and then ruin it by getting it too hot, all within the space of a year. It's not even been that long I know.
Truly, these are levels of retardation that could drop the whole state into black hole.
But the best part to me is that this is what happens to literally every single aspect of their lives because they can barely plan more than two steps ahead of themselves. They could have bought a true and genuine actual farm of comparable or greater size with functioning utilities and connection to the grid in almost any state. They think everyone who lives outside a city is a MAGA chud so the location doesn't matter. There's one for sale within fifty miles of where I live for 600k right now on craigslist that has everything you could possibly want for a moderate homestead. Fishing pond, veggie garden, orchard, hunting stand, project barn, the works.
But no. They chose the neato star wars house with failing utilities (the ones it even has at all) in a state that gets colder than the devil's asshole in the winter and barely sees an inch of rain a year. It's a beautiful part of the country but the exact last place I'd choose to start a livestock ranch. And yet here they are. It's the funniest fucking shit I've ever seen and knowing these eunuchs are running around down there causing themselves no end of trouble and discomfort by choice warms my fossilized little cockles.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Especially when they have plenty of room to get a damn grill and grilling would be way easier in both cleaning and cooking. Can grill up chicken breasts, burgers, etc..

but grilling reinforces toxic masculinity and heteronormative gender stereotypes, dainty, darling ladies don't grill, only brutish knuckle dragging Neanderthal men do that -pennywise probably

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

but grilling reinforces toxic masculinity and heteronormative gender stereotypes, dainty, darling ladies don't grill, only brutish knuckle dragging Neanderthal men do that -pennywise probably

They just didn't want to grill for god's sakes!

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I get that nobody wants to eat Kraft Mac'n'Cheese every night, but if you're regularly having to run multiple fundraisers just for bills, maybe dial it back on the wannabe food porn.
Also, come on, 'kabab' is not a hard word to spell.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

My favorite part is he didn't tell Bonners, Bon-bon had to find out via twitter even though they live in the same general space.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

So what he's saying, is that HE MELTED THE PLASTIC KNOBS. How fucking incompetent do you need to be to have that happen? This stove is going to be the cause of death for the tranch and I'm all for it

For that to happen, you'd have to assume that the troons won't conclude that the current stove is irrevocably broken and begin a new round of begging to buy a brand new stove, because the reason that the old one "broke" is so obviously that it isn't expensive enough. Awfully of you. Should this saga play itself out, my bet is that they're going to buy the most expensive fucking stove they can find.

 

[retard strength]

Penis can burn make two group meals: kabobs and burritos. We've seen both many times now, but I don't remember seeing them post any other culinary... adventures.