Kiwi Farms Reviews

[Johnny Bravo]

http://review.easycounter.com/reputation-Kiwi-Far-safe

"A fan of mine alerted me about this site and it's reputation about how they treat people with autism. Let me tell you that autism is not a laughing matter, it's what keeps you from standing up for yourself when someone puts a stickynote saying FAG on your locker, and it makes you feel like you are in a personal holocaust fearing that your autism will be converted into ashes.
Why don't you people think about that carefully and put yourselves in their shoes?"

Some of the funniest shit I've read all week.

I went through the tags and didn't find anything remarkably hilarous, but:

Spoiler: ignore kiwifarms or end up like Vade

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Spoiler: kiwifarms has actually been nice

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Spoiler: and one attention-seeking tumblrina

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TBH there are a surprising amount of chicks here, me included.

 

[_blank_]

i guess the losers on kiwifarms finally found my post. only took u a month, gj

Didn't know we were supposed to be looking for you, but thanks! Hope you can figure out that CSS issue because... damn, son.

Have fun in school this year!

 

[ShavedSheep]

Someone's trying hard to be threadworthy

 

[Clown Doll]

we're considered basements dwelling neckbeards living off our parents.

Broken clocks. The person throwing around these insults probably isn't aware of Kiwi/CWCwiki forums history, but by reading threads before they're cleaned up(and before powerleveling started finally to get thrown to the curb) shows that this isn't an unreasonable assumption to make. Lolcow watching attracts broken people to trollshield even more broken people like moths to the flame, that is the sad reality.

As far as the blog itself goes, it's disappointing because I was expecting something resembling of a 'review' instead of a 3-page disjointed whine . Maybe he'd be able to explain his point better in video or audio form, because right now it's got less relevant info than your average Spergatory thread.
If mr. Tumblr man is producing further content, I'd like reviews of the different sub-forums and how they rate against each other rather than some intangible whine about the Forums as a whole .

 

[Linako 2.0]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.44107/

Females make up the majority here?
since when?
I actually want a poll now to determine what gender ratio to have here so I can stop hearing this bullshit.

 

[Varis]

it's like if you took the movie pixels and somehow turned in into a webforum

I smell an anti-GG sperg.

Sorry you were banned for being underage. See you in two years.

 

[CatParty]

Some of the funniest shit I've read all week.

http://franksuit.deviantart.com/

 

[FatNero]

OP was really anti porn. What a sexist.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Spergs getting mad at spergs making fun of spergs


The internet, distilled

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

http://silver-161.tumblr.com/post/127247162086/metalreaperkhiro-silver-161-kiwifarms-is

 

[CatParty]

http://silver-161.tumblr.com/post/127247162086/metalreaperkhiro-silver-161-kiwifarms-is

Guys can we not harass the child? We have two years till he becomes a proper lolcow.

 

[qwerty]

Some more stuff:

Spoiler: one very bitter person who is disappointed in kiwi because you thought their nickname is their kin

Spoiler: this isn't exactly a review but talks about Karkat

some more review-ish stuff (woops it was already posted, however):
"They are just a disgusting mix of ugly and fat with a curious note of tranny thrown into it. They just haven't joined the dark side and not realized how pathetic they and their lives are compared to people who don't partake in messageboards and live offline."

 

[Linako 2.0]

This post isn’t about me
It’s about you degenerate fucks

He uses tumblr yet has the audacity to call his fellow neckbeards "degenerates"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Our bad. Here's her real kintype:

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

http://silver-161.tumblr.com/post/127247901946/lmfao-i-just-realized-that-the-funniest-thing

Is she doing this on purpose?

 

[Lunete]

"what sets this site apart from tumblr is that tumblr users tend to be vastly different in our ideologies, etc."

And the copious amounts of death threats those people get for holding those different ideologies.

it took a kwifarms loser more than a month

That's because we have more important things to do than explore some random nobody's Tumblr.

 

[c-no]

http://silver-161.tumblr.com/post/127247901946/lmfao-i-just-realized-that-the-funniest-thing

Is she doing this on purpose?

Maybe. The tumblrina can claim its pathetic all she wants but one should ask why it took a month to find out. I think it was for this reason: Tumblrina is obscure and managed to get this mentioned because it talked of the Kiwi Farms. One could google and search Kiwi Farms to see how many are salty towards it (random tumblrinas, SlutHate, etc.)

 

[MasterDisaster]

Kiwi Farms: the more you hate us, the more we love it.

 

[Lalala]

You know what, maybe this is the wake up call we need, lets try to turn this site around to fit their liking. I'll start;
Hey guys, I had a bad day, I'm self diagnosed with whatever the fuck mental condition is popular right now, I'm a Danny Sexbangkin with 17 different genders, one of which is strawberry flavoured, and I'm unprivileged because when I was 5 my dad wouldn't buy me a bike. Please give my post nothing but positive ratings or you are all evil cis-scum-shitlords who have no lives and autism and neckbeard fedora degenerate salt.
Ah, see, doesn't that make this site so much better?

 

[Massif]

>Rules at the top explicitly forbid trolling attempts
>A cursory glance at the threads reveal that we make fun of everyone from "marginalized groups" to neo-Nazi white supremacists
>The majority of people here are against bigotry, we're just not obnoxious about it
>If someone starts weening we tell them to knock it off

But no, we're totally worse than Stormfront and /cow/.

Well to be fair telling them to knock it off doesn't seem to have much effect since a large portion of posts currently appear to be in the vein of "Look at this fucking virgin autist loser man he really is an irredeemable waste of space" and contacting the subjects seems very popular too.

http://silver-161.tumblr.com/post/127247901946/lmfao-i-just-realized-that-the-funniest-thing

Is she doing this on purpose?

In what way exactly could this guy be characterized as a "lantern" in relation to us as "bugs"? That implies he's somehow dangerous to us and I seriously doubt the potential for harm contained in a 16 year old Tumblrina with a League of Legends avatar.