Max Karson / mrgirl - Pedophile pseudo-intellectual, master/suicide baiter, school shooter white-knight

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mrgirl's girlfriend, msboy, is a crude illustrator who is all in on their boyfriends shenanigans. Here is a sample of their latest work featuring Max Karson. View attachment 2234305View attachment 2234308
Original Stabbing: https://twitter.com/shebie_jeebies/status/1398085646141456384/photo/1
Archive: https://archive.ph/kdZV6
Original Pride: https://twitter.com/shebie_jeebies/status/1400280096552865793/photo/1
Archive: https://archive.ph/ZDJju
Being a provocateur herself she is willing to sink as low as him for an ounce of attention. No such thing as bad press for these people.
And look who shows up yet again!
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And look who shows up yet again!
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I see Vito is grifting off the superstraight meme this pride month.

Another lolcow pops in the replies as well, ShortFatOtaku who got his own thread after embarrassing himself in the Lilith Lovett thread earlier. He made his own video defending pedophilia a while back. They are congregating. Just a wonderful crossover of unfunny Pseudointellectuals.

 
mrgirl's girlfriend, msboy, is a crude illustrator who is all in on their boyfriends shenanigans

Her name is Shaelin Jornigan and she comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico. She seems to be an actual artist, but I can't really say that her style appeals to me.

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She's the one who designs the shirts mrgirl is selling.

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She seems to be an actual artist
I mildly disagree. If being an actual artist just meant putting garbage in a galley and having a website then yes, but I think that gives too many people too much credit, including her. It's contemporary art shit, I don't think she has anything to say. If she did she wouldn't attach herself to her boyfriend to make unfunny skits on youtube.
 
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She's the one who designs the shirts mrgirl is selling.

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The shirt in question (archive)
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Things wrong
  1. The major one: they seriously couldn't have ironed it??
  2. The lighting is shit
  3. While people do take a picture with a wood background, a plain white one is way better
 
The shirt in question (archive)
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Things wrong
  1. The major one: they seriously couldn't have ironed it??
  2. The lighting is shit
  3. While people do take a picture with a wood background, a plain white one is way better
Oh boy, I can't wait to wear a shirt with the bust of a grimy middle aged dude with a sour expression pointing a gun at the viewer, asking them to take their panties off.

For just this post, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and go along with the concept that he's playing a character, and that it's all done in good fun. It's just not a funny shirt because his character isn't funny. It's a serious, realistic-looking depiction of a middle-aged man holding a gun at the viewer with a very serious request. There's no juxtaposition there that makes it funny.

So here's something I slapped some text onto real quick to give an example:

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Look, it's a clown ordering you to take your panties off. The core idea itself is trite, but the juxtaposition between something fun and serious is there. You already have an idea of what clowns are like, and the classic idea of what a clown does is that they ride on unicycles, throw pies at each other, all kinds of silly antics to amuse children. Of course, the whole concept of clowns being creepy is trite at this point, because we've all seen that trope at one point or another. It wouldn't be if it weren't already grotesquely overused, but it was overused because it worked so well to build out an easy-to-design, interesting character.

Comedic characters that are built out of a structure juxtaposing the serious with the silly are absolutely everywhere. The classic sad clown character is the polar opposite of Kramer on Seinfeld - the sad clown is a ridiculous character with a realistic attitude, and Kramer is a realistic character with a ridiculous attitude. It's a solo version of the classic straight-man-and-his-foil routine, a comedy staple so malleable that it transcends time and nationalities. Even Dick Masterson's old show, The Biggest Problem in the Universe, worked so well because Maddox is good at playing a straight man and Dick is good at playing a foil, but apparently neither of them realized that, and the success of that show was apparently an accident.

The reason Max Karson/mrgirl's shit doesn't work is because he puts no effort into even trying to depict himself like a character. Still giving him the benefit of the doubt, I'd guess it's because he has high self esteem and thinks he comes off like a really nice person, so he thinks that he's being funny by acting like a rapey pedophile, because he believes it's obvious that he doesn't seem like one at all.

Fact of the matter is, though, that he does. He looks like a fairly creepy dude without much of a sense of style or anything interesting to say. And it just gets worse when you see assorted photos of him posing naked, just kinda looking greasy and gross. That's why all of his pedophile shit comes off more like a confession than a skit. Shit, dude, even Boogie fully understood that Francis had to be a character, with his glasses and blue shirt, with his wife filming him throwing fits and making commentary in order to play the straight man.

And considering just how hard Dick and Vito have pushed Mrgirl, practically shoving him down Dick's fanbase's throats, and Vito obsessively arguing on Twitter and YouTube comments with people rightfully pointing out that Mrgirl is a fucking creep, it really makes me wonder what exactly the fuck is going on with this guy. I've never seen someone branded as a comedian who doesn't even seem to understand the basics of humor get shilled so hard by his friends. Is he just ultra manipulative or something?
 
Oh boy, I can't wait to wear a shirt with the bust of a grimy middle aged dude with a sour expression pointing a gun at the viewer, asking them to take their panties off.

For just this post, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and go along with the concept that he's playing a character, and that it's all done in good fun. It's just not a funny shirt because his character isn't funny. It's a serious, realistic-looking depiction of a middle-aged man holding a gun at the viewer with a very serious request. There's no juxtaposition there that makes it funny.

So here's something I slapped some text onto real quick to give an example:

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Look, it's a clown ordering you to take your panties off. The core idea itself is trite, but the juxtaposition between something fun and serious is there. You already have an idea of what clowns are like, and the classic idea of what a clown does is that they ride on unicycles, throw pies at each other, all kinds of silly antics to amuse children. Of course, the whole concept of clowns being creepy is trite at this point, because we've all seen that trope at one point or another. It wouldn't be if it weren't already grotesquely overused, but it was overused because it worked so well to build out an easy-to-design, interesting character.

Comedic characters that are built out of a structure juxtaposing the serious with the silly are absolutely everywhere. The classic sad clown character is the polar opposite of Kramer on Seinfeld - the sad clown is a ridiculous character with a realistic attitude, and Kramer is a realistic character with a ridiculous attitude. It's a solo version of the classic straight-man-and-his-foil routine, a comedy staple so malleable that it transcends time and nationalities. Even Dick Masterson's old show, The Biggest Problem in the Universe, worked so well because Maddox is good at playing a straight man and Dick is good at playing a foil, but apparently neither of them realized that, and the success of that show was apparently an accident.

The reason Max Karson/mrgirl's shit doesn't work is because he puts no effort into even trying to depict himself like a character. Still giving him the benefit of the doubt, I'd guess it's because he has high self esteem and thinks he comes off like a really nice person, so he thinks that he's being funny by acting like a rapey pedophile, because he believes it's obvious that he doesn't seem like one at all.

Fact of the matter is, though, that he does. He looks like a fairly creepy dude without much of a sense of style or anything interesting to say. And it just gets worse when you see assorted photos of him posing naked, just kinda looking greasy and gross. That's why all of his pedophile shit comes off more like a confession than a skit. Shit, dude, even Boogie fully understood that Francis had to be a character, with his glasses and blue shirt, with his wife filming him throwing fits and making commentary in order to play the straight man.

And considering just how hard Dick and Vito have pushed Mrgirl, practically shoving him down Dick's fanbase's throats, and Vito obsessively arguing on Twitter and YouTube comments with people rightfully pointing out that Mrgirl is a fucking creep, it really makes me wonder what exactly the fuck is going on with this guy. I've never seen someone branded as a comedian who doesn't even seem to understand the basics of humor get shilled so hard by his friends. Is he just ultra manipulative or something?
Yes, but what even is a joke, really? Comedian is just a word at the end of the day. What does it mean?

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Yes, but what even is a joke, really? Comedian is just a word at the end of the day. What does it mean?

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Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi's defense and promotion of this guy have been so retarded that I ended up channeling fucking Sargon to try and put into words what normal people who do not enjoy the prospect of having sex with children know instinctually

I honestly do get the sense that he's some kind of autistic sociopath. His facial expression is the same in every photo, everything about the guy is creepy, and I really can't understand why Vito tirelessly defends this guy. I'll admit, I don't know a whole lot about Digibro and Shmorky, but I get the feeling that a child would be in much, much more danger if left alone with Mrgirl than either Digibro or Shmorky. Those two fags would probably be too afraid to actually do anything, but just watch the kid and store up memories for their spank bank. Mrgirl would go full throttle, and then convince me later that it was all for the good of the child, or some shit. And ho ho ho, I'd make it to The End in Minecraft that night.
 
The reason Max Karson/mrgirl's shit doesn't work is because he puts no effort into even trying to depict himself like a character. Still giving him the benefit of the doubt, I'd guess it's because he has high self esteem and thinks he comes off like a really nice person, so he thinks that he's being funny by acting like a rapey pedophile, because he believes it's obvious that he doesn't seem like one at all.
Nobody's even saying you can't make funny pedo jokes. Uncle Paul was a great bit.
Vito and mrgirl just aren't funny. They think they're rocking your world "oh sorry did I just shock you? yeah you've never met anyone like me huh?" like with mrgirl's story he loves to tell about getting kicked out of class for talking about school shootings. Any other adult would look back and cringe, but mrgirl thinks it was a badass Joker moment.
 
Nobody's even saying you can't make funny pedo jokes. Uncle Paul was a great bit.
Vito and mrgirl just aren't funny. They think they're rocking your world "oh sorry did I just shock you? yeah you've never met anyone like me huh?" like with mrgirl's story he loves to tell about getting kicked out of class for talking about school shootings. Any other adult would look back and cringe, but mrgirl thinks it was a badass Joker moment.
Yeah, exactly. It's like those kids who'd spout off the same handful of dead baby jokes in high school, and then take your annoyance as though you were offended and get all smug about it, despite how you've heard that joke a million times already, and probably from that same guy.

Except those, at least, could have some creativity to them. Mrgirl is just a guy who shows up and says "yeah I talk about school shootings in class and they kicked me out, shit was so cash", "yeah I wanna fuck some children", not even coming up with goofy ways to deliver the joke.

Remember those "it's just a prank bruh" guys? It's like, that tier of humor, except worse because at least you could laugh at those guys rightfully fearing for their lives after they call a random black dude a nigger to his face, and surprise surprise, now that guy wants to rip you a new one. Except, Mrgirl, Dick, and Vito are massive pussies who quiver in fear of ever uttering the word:


that just slaughters their whole edgelord image altogether. Shit, I'd use that song as entrance music if I ever got involved in IBS with one of those faggots.
 
On The Dick Show episode 262, at around the 10 minute mark, Dick gets on Vito for his recent antics on Twitter, spending all day arguing about pedophiles. Dick goes about as easy as possible on him, and Vito says he's just a different person on Twitter.

Vito's on such thin ice, if he were to get into something big some time soon, he will be very worthy of a thread. The only reason I say he's not currently in need of one is because like the other peeps have said earlier is, he's a orbiter of Karson and can already be covered on the Dick Show thread *sigh*.
 
he will be very worthy of a thread
Not really. He's an attention seeking faggot and a thread is exactly what he wants. Even just mentioning the dumb "pay attention to me!!!" shit he does probably gets his little pecker going, the best option is to legit ignore him no matter where he orbits.
 
Not really. He's an attention seeking faggot and a thread is exactly what he wants. Even just mentioning the dumb "pay attention to me!!!" shit he does probably gets his little pecker going, the best option is to legit ignore him no matter where he orbits.
He's one of these guys who gets off on being hated, and specifically says dumb shit knowing it will get the attention of KiwiFarms. Don't reward that behavior by taking the bait.

He's a pathetic Dax / mrgirl hanger-on and should only be treated as such.
 
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