DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Martys_not_smarty]

I like to think DSP is more paralleled to the Teletubbies, where a bunch of dumbed down nonsense gets prattled out and it makes the speds happy that something is interacting with them even though there is no actual intelligent conversation going on. One day I hope to, for my own amusement, take one of DSP's streams and cut out all the dead air/talking about money/thanking people for donations and see how long on average DSP's awesome top tier commentary takes up his after prestream content.

I like that idea, there are videos on youtube of wrestling promos where they take out the words and it's just the heavy breathing, real funny stuff and I bet one could be done of nothing but Piggys bodily functions.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Two things,

- Dave doesn't realize that McCarran airport is a real place Vegas

- Actually said when talking about Twitch "I wonder where the money is going, doesn't seem like it's going back into the business", ultimate projection

Of course it never occurs to Phil how expensive renting server space for a content delivery network providing live video is, or paying employees to keep everything running.
Phil thinks because he doesn't have to pay them to broadcast himself rocking back-and-forth making goblin noises it just exists free of charge. Phil can't fathom anything outside of his little paranoid shut-in life. Literally everything he says about the outside world and other people is 100% projection.

 

[UaineRunei]

Going by that Only Iced Coffee could also be

• James The Lesser
• Light Syde Paul
• Lyte Syde Bill
• Dark Syde Phil
• Dark Syde Detective
• Review Tech USA
• Low Tier God

Or maybe... Nigel of Ukip

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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Fuck, I regret bringing the 3 name thing up. He used this tatic for a short time, only for a few names, but people think that's all he does with names...

The only thing that tells it's OiC doing this is the amount money tipped. He tries to hide it's him, but he's the only idiot that wastes that much on a YT stream.

 

[Salubrious]

Why doesn't he ever host the game shows? He would have gotten some new viewers just from having it in the stream title. There was something like 80k viewers watching on one stream. It's a weird thing with Phil where whenever the event isn't specifically centered around him, he becomes extremely uncomfortable, like when chat starts having a conversation that isn't about him.

DSP doesn't actually want new viewers. He's serious when he says he "just want to keep what he has."

Any time in the past that he was raided on Twitch, he clammed up until they got bored and went away.

I think that he thinks that any new viewers must be trolls. It's also easier to be king of his domain of 300-500 people than 1000.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP doesn't actually want new viewers. He's serious when he says he "just want to keep what he has."

Any time in the past that he was raided on Twitch, he clammed up until they got bored and went away.

I think that he thinks that any new viewers must be trolls. It's also easier to be king of his domain of 300-500 people than 1000.

Paranoia dominates his existence. It's crazy to think how much more he could be making if he took more chances and was more outgoing, considering how much he already makes doing the bare minimum.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

DSP one second before and after verifying his $100 tip.

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like a very droopy dog being given a bone

 

[Fill Bern El]

Going by that Only Iced Coffee could also be

• James The Lesser
• Light Syde Paul
• Lyte Syde Bill
• Dark Syde Phil
• Dark Syde Detective
• Review Tech USA
• Low Tier God

Or maybe... Nigel of Ukip

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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Due to Nigel of Ukip admitting he is OIC, it is with a heavy heart that I announce we must pick a new leader of the illuminati. I'm that cat. Please refer to me as either Fill of Ukip or Archives of Ukip for now on. Thank you.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Fuck, I regret bringing the 3 name thing up. He used this tatic for a short time, only for a few names, but people think that's all he does with names...

The only thing that tells it's OiC doing this is the amount money tipped. He tries to hide it's him, but he's the only idiot that wastes that much on a YT stream.

Not at all mate, I think looking for those patterns is really good. I do the same when I look into people. However I believe OIC has shown he has no real pattern to his nicknames. He uses random names, names he nicks from detractors or even kanji. At this point I am positive people follow his "pattern" to troll trolls because so many detractors dislike OIC that they can't not go for the bait.

 

[Poo Twister]

Not at all mate, I think looking for those patterns is really good. I do the same when I look into people. However I believe OIC has shown he has no real pattern to his nicknames. He uses random names, names he nicks from detractors or even kanji. At this point I am positive people follow his "pattern" to troll trolls because so many detractors dislike OIC that they can't not go for the bait.

I've given up looking for patterns with him. I have absolutely no idea who he is, and I don't really care. As long as he keeps blowing money on Phil then I'm happy.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Ok, tuned into his Fallout stream. It apparently is now the watch Boone do all the actual work stream. He got into a fight with some dogs, threw one grenade and then proceeded to run away and wait for Boone to take care of em.

Just goes to show that Dave will do anything to avoid actually having to play the game.

i just want to comment, this is what he did like, 9 years ago, when he first played NV.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I've given up looking for patterns with him. I have absolutely no idea who he is, and I don't really care. As long as he keeps blowing money on Phil then I'm happy.

Just keep an eye out in the news for child sex offenders being arrested. Particularly ones which work late/night shifts. When the donations dry up it should be easy enough to figure out.

 

[Poo Twister]

Just keep an eye out in the news for child sex offenders being arrested. Particularly ones which work late/night shifts. When the donations dry up it should be easy enough to figure out.

That's actually what I'm hoping for. Phil has become dependent on him, if he just vanished then piggy would go into a full meltdown. The fallgout would be hilarious. I think he will vanish when he slips up and gets doxxed, but prison or death would be just as convenient.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Does DSP think the East Coast/West Coast rivalry started because of Street Fighter? Does he think Tupac got shot after he won a money match?

 

[NynchLiggers]

Does DSP think the East Coast/West Coast rivalry started because of Street Fighter? Does he think Tupac got shot after he won a money match?

Maybe Phil was already sheltered by his parents long before the 4th place at the tournament, this probably explains his geography skills showcased in the Bully playthrough.

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP is so palpably jealous of hottub streamers.

It just eats away at him and I love it.

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Said by a guy that drops hundreds on dsp and is in his chat all day long.

I'm truly amazed by how stupid these people are.

 

[Peko]

Phil's comparing the competitive Street Fighter scene to actual gang life
EDIT: The context (8:20-10:10)

Really hate to be "on DSP's side" but he's not wrong. East vs West coast was a huge mentality in the old days of the FGC. Not even like super old pretty much up until e-sports made everything sterile. Commentators were biased towards whoever was from their coast, if you were playing in a major on the east but you were from the west the whole crowd boo'd you. That's really just how it was. There was never violence but people talked shit based on where you were from. 80% of FGC being stationary probably lends to this.
Now do I believe DSP actually was ever in any EvW crew battles? No. Dudes just trying to latch on to old FGC history for some reason like he always does.

 

[BepsiLight]

Did he really drop Divinity?
Interesting he said he has "so much going on right now". I took a look and found out he's playing:
A pokemon game
A boring as shit baseball game
A game he had already played before (Mass Effect)
Another game he had already played before (Fallout)
Fucking Call of Duty again
An action packed schedule with no wiggle room at all it seems.

 

[YokuNama]

Does this sound like someone who loves their job in the gaming world?

Does he know that SummerGamesFest is actually part of e3?

Does he know Nintendo is rumored to have some new hardware announcement?

Doe he know that you can't say something was trumped and then the next sentence say it "likely" will be trumped?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z....

Seriously though I think E3 for Phil is one of those countless sore spots he keeps with people and things for decades because he feels he was "wronged". I wish I could find the video but I remember he was talking about how his trip to E3 in early 2010's went. He was upset about how everybody else was out there having fun and going to parties instead of taking it as seriously as him and covering the games. I think he also mentioned how their videos would get way more views than his.

Now he wishes everybody involved lose their jobs and have the whole event cancelled just because he's a social degenerate...

 

[RougeRed]

Really hate to be "on DSP's side" but he's not wrong. East vs West coast was a huge mentality in the old days of the FGC. Not even like super old pretty much up until e-sports made everything sterile. Commentators were biased towards whoever was from their coast, if you were playing in a major on the east but you were from the west the whole crowd boo'd you. That's really just how it was. There was never violence but people talked shit based on where you were from. 80% of FGC being stationary probably lends to this.
Now do I believe DSP actually was ever in any EvW crew battles? No. Dudes just trying to latch on to old FGC history for some reason like he always does.

If you actually believed his bullshit stories about "back in the day" (Like I'm sure Phil does himself) then you would expect him to have had these kinds of experiences. Ofc, he's just as truthful as ever, so it's just more imaginary lore.

 

[BepsiLight]

Does this sound like someone who loves their job in the gaming world?

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Does he know that SummerGamesFest is actually part of e3?

Does he know Nintendo is rumored to have some new hardware announcement?

Doe he know that you can't say something was trumped and then the next sentence say it "likely" will be trumped?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z....

A pretty retarded take coming from a live streamer that could easily host a viewing party and generate hype (money). But wait, he's not one of those sheep that do it! he will give you his room temp a takes a couple hours after after the fact when he has time to see what the general consensus is and can safely sit on the fence.