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TheGoutburglar said:
His setup is so bizarre that I can't make heads or tails of it, and I've been able to suss out nearly every quirk Phil has to one degree or another. The only thing I can chalk it up to is sheer idiocy.
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His setup is completely fucked because he's the only "prominent streamer" I've seen that refuses to get a desk.
 
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Salubrious said:
New cards every week. That's how they get people addicted.
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See, Phil is an expert on game design, what with his lifelong gaming skills.
He understands that procedurally generated content is dogshit and only liked by diehard, delusional fanboys.
Dripfed content, on the other hand, well that's just the pinnacle of gaming. Worthy of spending 6 figures for.
 
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Look at all the hardcore DSP fans in the chat.

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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I'm reminded of a recent Ask the Pig where he claimed that he can't do a PC setup because he doesn't know how and because those big asshole streamers don't want any competition so they gatekeep it by not telling people what their PC streaming setup is. First of all, imagine being an ahnline khantent creator for over a decade and not knowing how to make a streaming setup, second of all, imagine not knowing how to look up on the internet how to make a streaming setup. Third of all, that's just a blatant fucking lie. You can type in "my streaming setup" into Youtube search and you get thousands of results. In the first 10 results I got, Phil's archnemesis Ninja the Muppet, Exploiter of Children, Braless Wife Haver made a video showing off his setup. Not only that, but from the results I saw there's 2 videos from Linus, one where he shows off his own streaming setup and one where he makes a guide on how to build the best streaming setup you can on a tight budget. In other results I got there weren't just people who just showed off their setups, there were also videos where people show what kind of fuckery you can do with OBS settings to get the most out of your shitty mic and/or webcam and improve your video and audio quality dramatically.
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Not just that, but in the past, Phil has claimed to have run LAN parties and during Blizzard-Con, stated how much fun he had playing Diablo 2. You can run a LAN party but don't know shit about computers? Which, unless you're Derich, anyone can piece 2 and 2 together and see that he's lied about both given his current set-up
 
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Of course, Phil defends the stupid woke shit that Netflix pulls on the RE tv show. I'm telling you this guy is a spineless weasel that only exists to take the high ground and mock people. I hope to god his whales get bitch slapped by his pudgy hands for not contributing enough, they deserve it when they support a fucking slimeball like Phil.
 
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wtf was that Resident Evil Netflix rant about?

an actor he loves so much he doesn't even know his name was cast as Wesker who looks like an aryan val kilmer and it's racist to think it should be a white guy but it's ok cause the show is going to suck but also wrong cause it's racist but he knows it's racist and understands that but it doesn't matter cause it going to suck anyway but he doesn't know, then an uncomfortable segway to break since he noticed chat was making fun of his aryan remark.

PHIL! Dude, write down your little rants so at least you can stay on track not go 0-60 to 200 car pile up of word vomit.
 
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Every time he attempts to tweet at someone for attention when he previously shittalked them should promptly be replied to with clips and images of him shittalking them. So Keighley, that diversity hire who did the e3 schedule and hell, SBM when he shits on the blind

Never let him forget all the dumb shit he has said for attention whilst he says dumb shit for attention
 
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He's being featured today. YouTube like him again.

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Although the guy with 508 viewers was gifted the game by Sony, is playing in a modern 2k resolution (looks fantastic), started playing within 4 minutes of starting the stream and talks to chat (multiple chat channels). That's why he has 1.75m subs I guess. Although he looks like a knob he doesn't sound like one. He's only half a DSP.
 
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Phil is such a jealous bitch that he can't even stand it when someone else is playing the victim because he considers that his thing. It especially irks him when they're more successful at it than he is.

If he were any more transparent with his clout-chasing, he would be a clean glass window.
 
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