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[The Emperor Skeksis]

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What does this even mean like am I retarded because I don't see the connection here between that information and reparations

I just can't fucking wait for Wedge to get his very own stinkditch. I can't think of any troon who deserves it more!

 

[Effluvial Ooze]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_last_surviving_American_slaves

What the fuck were they feeding these slaves to create so many 110 year old superniggas

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Bit of good news: this actually goes the other way. The cancer part, not the shrinking, which is accurate and what lowers the risk.

Testosterone blocking/androgen deprivation therapy is one prong of treating prostate cancer; that's the on-label indication for Lupron, for once.

I'm certain I've read the cancer part somewhere, thanks for clarifying.

 

[Trianon]

Your reparations came in the form of Union soldiers dying for emancipation, plus decades of welfare targeted at the poor. If you're acknowledging that welfare didn't work, then you've just made the case against further reparations.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Who knew that 1990s 8th graders were carving "sin" symbols in their desks?

Certainly they did.

 

[Dead man lurking]

Good rules for anyone moving into another community where they might not be welcome, or just a new community in general. I'd love to explain to the Tranchers and troons in general that Emotional Bank Account Theory applies on the social level, not just the personal.

OT but it genuinely pains me that more hobo camps these days don't seem to want to follow these rules. Must be all the drugs nowadays.

edit: changed 'political' to 'personal'. I shouldn't post when tired.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Certainly they did.

In my school we had a fedora-tipping kid who decided to draw a pentagram on a table.

You can imagine my laughter when it turned out that he'd drawn a Star of David.

 

[Law]

A bunch of trannies trading government-granted Monopoly money between each other to record videos of themselves having fake sex

I'm sure this is exactly what Marx warned against in Das Kapital.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I want Wedge to tell the Brazilians descended from Confederates to pay money for what their ancestors did and I want to see the results recorded.

 

[BSC]

KevKev accidentally threw both of his bras in the washer during laundry day. Lucky for us that just means Kevin has an excuse to show off his "rockin tits" to the public.

Spoiler: horrifying selfie

Spoiler: crooked tube tits

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KevKev accidentally threw both of his bras in the washer during laundry day. Lucky for us that just means Kevin has an excuse to show off his "rockin tits" to the public.
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I love how you can still see the chameleon moobs under his shirt. The green also isn't helping.

 

[Interchanger]

Are those man boobs asymmetrical or is it the camera angle making them look off.

 

[Angel Phish]

KevKev accidentally threw both of his bras in the washer during laundry day. Lucky for us that just means Kevin has an excuse to show off his "rockin tits" to the public.
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Lmfao Igor's eyes are less crooked than KevKev's moobs. Gotta say, I'm stoked for the saga of the plastic Am-tits. Five bucks says at least one gets infected or rejected and has to be uninstalled while the other, if it survives, sags down to his gunt like a wobbly tumor. So hawt, UNF!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Are those man boobs asymmetrical or is it the camera angle making them look off.

They are asymmetrical. They are eyes looking in multiple directions.

 

[Interchanger]

They are asymmetrical. They are eyes looking in multiple directions.

He's like some sort of nightmarish abomination. I fear what he looks like after his boob job. He be a literal medusa capable of turning men to stone.

 

[Wotan]

Yeah, every woman that I know only has two bras.

 

[Angel Phish]

Yeah, every woman that I know only has two bras.

It's true, one is the Tuesday/Thursday bra, the other one does the heavy lifting Monday/Wednesday/Friday and I just go without on the weekends. I'm sure one of these days I'll be able to afford a third. If I make a slip up and wash them both at the same time tho, I'm totally fine with letting the girls fly free in public, teehee!

Edit: this is sarcastic, holy mother of God, the tism levels are over 9000

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I mean, he's a beta but I have some respect for betas who can get married. At least they haven't chopped their dicks off, and hey, he's taking care of the house and kids so it's not like he's useless, unlike the Tranch Davidians.

Not Kevin, I’m referring to the fine specimen Kevin was labeling as egg in those tweets.
It’s literally just some nerdy ass white man in an ill fitting shirt. The kind of kid who always was a hanger on in high school, on the social periphery of groups of kids who already are unpopular. The kid whose trying to break into the band geek circle, but he can’t even get laid there. The kid who talks a ton about computers, so your mom tells you to be nice to him because one day he could be the next Bill Gates, but the reality is he’s not even very good with computers, so he ends up working as a tech support at some place like Best Buy or Radio Shack until they go out of business. Then he moves in with and mooches off of his wife, a land whale 3x his weight and 7 years his senior, who is a bit too into Animal Crossing for her age. Maybe does a bit of babysitting for land whale’s child from her previous marriage during the weeks she has custody. Thus, a “house husband”.

This is what Kevin looks for in a new egg to crack… the classic beta male.

I also like how this guy calling himself “house husband” is proof he has the soul of a woman, because that’s woman’s work ain’t it. Troons really are Mad Men caricatures from the 1960s when it comes to gender roles.

I know I'm several pages back (sorry!) but I'm going to be an internet weirdo and defend BDG here (Brian David Gilbert). While he definitely exudes "former theater kid" vibes, he's incredibly self assured and basically the opposite of what I consider a soyboy. He just likes playing with his style, like... well, like a former theater kid. For like a year he wore nothing but suits tailored in kind of a 70s style.

Plus he's just cis. I've seen so many trans and gay people want to co-opt him because he's a dude who wears a mustache AND paints his nails, but he's a hetero cis dude. The person filming in that video is his girlfriend, they don't have kids, and I promise you that he makes far more money than she does, on his Patreon alone.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a white-knighting headache and need to lay down.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Frankly just amazed he knows you're supposed to wash those.

He's like some sort of nightmarish abomination. I fear what he looks like after his boob job. He be a literal medusa capable of turning men to stone.

Counter: Medusa was at one point a beautiful woman, whereas kevin...not so much.

Anyway, can't believe this guy is still talking about getting bolt-ons. This is how surgery addictions start.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

The way the light reflects off the grease is truly majestic.