Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

What the fuck is with the rotting eye? It looks like a picture of a one eyed goat suffering from a birth defect that I once saw in an AP Biology textbook.

He should wear a medallion of Sailor Magi-Chan and tell everyone that it enables him to transform into Sailor Troon.

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

Seriously, wtf is on the medallion? It looks like it was dropped in a septic tank leak, and instead of cleaning it off, Chris just varnished over it forever sealing the goop onto it.

It's so distracting, I can barely concentrate on how filthy and stained with...stuff that shirt is, how dry and dirty his hair looks, or how his skin looks...I don't even know the word I'm looking for. Clammy? Sticky? Slightly filmy like cheap, processed meat??

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The fucking cringe! "We're both 5'11", guise! There's very little difference, except, I'm 40, weigh over 250 lbs, live with my mudder, and have practically no hair in da front. Other than that, we're twinsiez"

Here's an actual human female who is 5 foot 11

5 foot eleven is actually taller than most men and approaching 6 feet.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Here's an actual human female who is 5 foot 11

This is who Chris thinks of when he sees himself. He looks like a troll compared to her.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is who Chris thinks of when he sees himself. He looks like a troll compared to her.

Completely agree. I don't understand how Chris can use one of the most distinctive male attributes (height) to compare himself to a woman. I don't know where Chris got this shitty graphic, but I am a huge fan of the manga, and the author actually lists Sailor Neptune being 5'4". Without Barb around to tell Chris that he's fat, retarded, and ugly, I believe the responsibility now falls on people closest to Chris, which won't happen. I wish they would tell Chris, "Hey Chris, Sailor Neptune jumped in front of semi-trucks and stopped them with her sheer strength." I wish Kim were still around to tell Chris that he doesn't even pass as a butch lesbian.

 

[Holiday Special]

Multiple times. My favorite one was when Bob and Chris tried to throw out some of the hoard, and Barb baited to make them stop.

Mine is when she threatened it to stop Chris going to a convention.

 

[Jack Awful]

Mine is when she threatened it to stop Chris going to a convention.

Or when she did it to get Chris to cut his hair.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Or when she did it to get Chris to cut his hair.

Or when Chris tried to pull out but she didn't let him.

 

[greninja]

The fucking cringe! "We're both 5'11", guise! There's very little difference, except, I'm 40, weigh over 250 lbs, live with my mudder, and have practically no hair in da front. Other than that, we're twinsiez"
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Here's an actual human female who is 5 foot 11
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5 foot eleven is actually taller than most men and approaching 6 feet.

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LOOK AT THAT MEDALLION GODDAMN

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Found it. This is what it reminded me of. If only it were yellow.

 

[Interchanger]

Found it. This is what it reminded me of. If only it were yellow. View attachment 2253787

That's actually pretty damn close, what is that a one eyed goat?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

That's actually pretty damn close, what is that a one eyed goat?

Yes. Apparently it's a common birth defect in sheep. Cyclopsia or something like that. I usually keep up to date on the CWCki but never saw anything about why Sonichu is a dirty one eye mutant now. This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw that rotten lemon on his neck.

 

[Interchanger]

Yes. Apparently it's a common birth defect in sheep. Cyclopsia or something like that. I usually keep up to date on the CWCki but never saw anything about why Sonichu is a dirty one eye mutant now. This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw that rotten lemon on his neck.

I think it became a one eyed Sonichu because Chris got into magical stones and so he added one to his worn and decaying medallion.

Crazy how the Praetors are making new medallions and he's still wearing this abomination.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

They should have called her bluff as well, for Chris and Bob's sake. That women was not gonna neck herself over chucking out a few more boxes from da hoard, she has far to many reasons to live still (coddle and manipulate Chris mostly but also to spite her remaining relatives and live the rest of her life with leaving a tone of personal debt and facing no consequences for it, Queen of the Sonichu hoard).

It would have angered her in the short term but it would have made her slightly more reluctant to boss Chris around (but truth be told, he hardly has any courage to stand up to her most of the time anyway, a lot of things needed to change in order for Chris to get her completely of his back, and I don't think he ever wanted that to happen anyway, because he's never really seen her being around as an inherently bad thing, but he'll find out soon enough).

Chris has said recently that he got used to messy spaces. Keep in mind, he called his parents pack rats. I believe if Chris was given his own place, he would hoarded it up just to feel comfortable. I guess it's true what they say: "you become a product of your environment."

 

[Meowzers]

The fucking cringe! "We're both 5'11", guise! There's very little difference, except, I'm 40, weigh over 250 lbs, live with my mudder, and have practically no hair in da front. Other than that, we're twinsiez"
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haruka is sailor uranus, she's the tall blonde dyke. green haired dyke is neptune. chris you dum cunt

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

haruka is sailor uranus, she's the tall blonde dyke. green haired dyke is neptune. chris you dum cunt

Chris isn't truly a fan. He just likes to masturbate to the pretty colors.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I barely know anything about Sailor Moon but comparing Chris to even one of the main characters is more than just a stretch, it’s a detachment from reality itself.

A friend of mines wife likes the show and I once showed her a picture of Sailor Neptune and I said “Can I show you the worst cosplay of Sailor Neptune I’ve ever seen?” And showed her a picture of Chris and she said “I don’t even know what I’m looking at right now. I kind of hate whoever that is.”

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I barely know anything about Sailor Moon but comparing Chris to even one of the main characters is more than just a stretch, it’s a detachment from reality itself.

A friend of mines wife likes the show and I once showed her a picture of Sailor Neptune and I said “Can I show you the worst cosplay of Sailor Neptune I’ve ever seen?” And showed her a picture of Chris and she said “I don’t even know what I’m looking at right now. I kind of hate whoever that is.”

The problem with Chris is that no one tells him to outright fuck off anymore. He only understands stuff, it seems, when people are consistently rude to him.

 

[Alex Krycek]

The problem with Chris is that no one tells him to outright fuck off anymore. He only understands stuff, it seems, when people are consistently rude to him.

Even then he usually doesn’t. Listen to the Kacey calls or how people were rude to him over Twitter in the Brony Fandom. He doesn’t quit unless you outright tell him he’s a piece of shit creep that needs to go away. Even then he makes socks or acts like that never happened.

 

[HippieCrackUser]

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