Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Interesting tidbit, the Sphinx and the word "sphincter" share the same root, I don't remember what it was, I'm not looking it up, but it means to squeeze, to bind. Because female lions strangle their prey. And a sphincter cuts the poo ropes into nice small, manageable turds for your toilet, it's one of those muscles that's almost constantly engaged, keeping the poop hole closed. Unless you let someone put their big penor in there and wiggle it around, enlarging your shit pipe. Also unless you die, sometimes when a person dies that muscle loses all its strength and the poop comes sliding right out of you. This doesn't happen to everyone but happens often enough that if you shit yourself when you die you probably shouldn't feel too bad about it.
Ooooh okay so thats why a male porn star named Otto Bauer does anal in the piledriver position with this redhead woman and tells her to "tighten your ass around my cock". The sphincter is a muscle that can be tightened during sex and it would feel really good I guess.
I posted on Andrew Carlson's thread how I call my butthole "muh good ole log cutter". @TamarYaelBatYah Do you have a name for your asshole? Show shithole btw.

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Am I missing the joke?

It isn't an exhibit when you and I aren't in a lawsuit against each other.


It's also informative to know that she refers to her vagina as a "front hole." How fantastic for her daughters.
I call my vagina many things. "Front hole" was just to respond directly to Baby Yoda.


*taps cock on giant fivehead*

You know, I was going to type "forehead" before I typed "face". I paused before hitting "post reply" and then changed it.
Because I just knew it might open the door.

Unavoidable!
 
Am I missing the joke?

It isn't an exhibit when you and I aren't in a lawsuit against each other.



I call my vagina many things. "Front hole" was just to respond directly to Baby Yoda.




You know, I was going to type "forehead" before I typed "face". I paused before hitting "post reply" and then changed it.
Because I just knew it might open the door.

Unavoidable!
I hate old men. The way the carry themselves is retarded and gay. They all have this stupid smirk on their face like they are hot shit because they made it to 80 years old. Also, most 80+ year old men are absolute cucked faggots.
Was with a woman and was about to introduce her to an old man and Im doing so and the nigga interrupts me and says "Ah! Let the lady speak". You dont say you dumb geezer ape.
They also all have the same stupid, frumpy m, diaper, shitty voice. The way they dance too is pathetic.

All old men should die.
 
You make me question my masculinity :(
It's funny because in a weird spiralling way it comes back to you. At least your user name. A character in the Illuminatus! Trilogy refers to his penis as Polyphemus. Which I think is a proud yet silly name for such a thing. So whenever I think of men naming their junk, the context winds its way past illuminati somewhere along the way. I find you very masculine. In all of our exchanges. You are solid when I need you to be. Tx.
 
Awfully hard (don't know how anybody managed to finish it without a walkthrough) but the plot was good and aesthetics were amazing for the time...

I played it in a time before walkthroughs. As I recall, my girlfriend had it and neither one of us got very far with it. At that point you just kind of gave up. She had good taste in games, she also had Dune, which was definitely another game with really cool aesthetics.


ETA: they call me White Panther, btw.
 
Am I missing the joke?
For at least 1025 pages now, yes. Goddamn. Log off. Go home. Live your life. Do something else. Start a profitable home business. You supposedly know outdoors things. Use natural plants and beeswax to make poison ivy remedies and sunburn creams and sell that shit online, get business loans for single moms from the government to do it, you could make a killing. Being a witch, as you frequently point out, and a horticuralist by trade, I'd be willing to give you hints as to plants that are natural remedies for toxins found in nature, and how to use them, as well as how to find and ID them.
Or you can keep doing the same thing. Being the fly bashing itself against the glass window over and over when there is an open door 3 feet away and a person with a broom trying to shoo you towards it. But by all means, keep bashing yourself against the glass. Keep going with your "hashtag evidence" foolishness. None of your lawsuits have ever gotten you any money. The biggest success in your life has been when Uncle Joe granted a refundable tax credit for 5 months that you've already spent.
 
Nobody has the power to forgive anyone except Elohim.
That is plainly false. Forgiveness does not require "power" to perform. Any human being that is of sound mind -- that understands the concept of forgiveness and can form intent -- can forgive anyone else of wrongdoing they feel they have been subjected to by the person that they intend to forgive.

In subjective terms, forgiveness is an attitudinal adjustment, a cessation of resentment, anger, and hostility towards the person you believe has somehow wronged you.

You are confusing (and conflating) transgressing against a person and transgressing against the rules of a deity. If you have transgressed against a deity's rule then yes, only that deity can normally forgive you for your infraction. But this doesn't exhaust the field of transgressing that humans engage in. Humans violate norms, mores, customs, agreements, and etiquette. These transgressions produce an aggrieved party and the grievance has no relevance to a deity's rules. In these cases, the aggrieved party can choose to forgive the transgressor.

Completely untrue. It's the opposite.

"Eye for eye" is a moral absolute of The Torah that is Eternal. It never ends.

Showing Mercy to those who don't deserve it is evil and saps your strength.

"Eye for an eye" is a principle for settling civil disputes in the context of some form of an adjudicatory process. It means that the (usually) financial restitution is to be proportionate to the injury suffered. It is not an invitation to take the law into your own hands. The restitution is decided upon by a court or tribunal after a sober assessment of the injury.

You like to use the figurative "Eye for an eye" to justify being a cunt to people. This is misuse. You don't have the necessary objectivity to accurately assess your (alleged) injury nor do you have the necessary impartiality to arrive at fair restitution. This is for a judge to decide whether he be secular or Jewish. If the issue does not rise to the level of requiring third-party involvement then just move on. Don't insist on being a cunt as if it's a religious duty.

Because the food I cook is spectacular and the pussy he gets from me is great

He's not going to destroy having a great fuck and excellent meals.

So the baby girl that you claim is Marshall's daughter figures nowhere in Marshall's decision to stay. For Marshall, it's food and pussy. No desire to be a father, or even to be a husband. This is telling.

I suspect that the blonde baby girl is not Marshalls, that Marshall is not her biological father. You likely fucked some other man while you were sexually active with Marshall -- he works so you have ample opportunity to do this -- and told him that she is his.

Marshall shouldn't take his paternity as a given. Your sexual morality doesn't even exclude your cousins so it is probable that it was not one of Marshall's retarded sproglets that fertilized your ovum.

Marshall is miserable living (even part-time) with you because the baby (which might not even be his) has been born. By this stage, he is supposed to be long gone, with no contact between you and his (purported) daughter. Playing father, playing husband, spending his money on anyone other than himself was never part of the plan. It certainly was never part of the plan with the other women with which he managed to achieve his reproductive free-ride. The free-riding male doesn't form a bond with either his child or his spouse. He doesn't want any sort of relationship: monetary or emotional. The primary goal is gene propagation with minimal parental investment.

This is the sixth -- 1,2,3,4,5,6 --time you have been used for a reproductive free ride and you remain unable to see the pattern. All of your partners have lied to you -- which you admitted -- because they were seeking a free ride, they told you what you needed to hear so you spread your legs and let them impregnate you. They never had any intention to raise their progeny or be with you. Minimal parental investment is their aim. They need only hang around until the baby is born and then leave, seeking another woman like you, viz. gullible, to repeat the cycle.

When these men have burned bridges with you they have done so deliberately. They want to get you to the point where you want to have nothing to do with them. They don't want you calling them asking for money or engaging them in the sentimental talk about their son or daughter. They want to move on to repeat their hustle. This was Marshall's plan.

I would bet money that Marshall and all the fathers of your children have other children that they have no contact with. This is how reproductive free-riders operate. If they aren't going to be involved in the rearing of their children there is some risk in that child reaching maturity and being able to have children of their own and further spread the absent father's genes. To manage this risk it is necessary to produce as many children as possible (with the lowest possible parental investment).

Marshall wants to make you history, to move on and forget you and the daughter that is supposed to be his. He would be feeling trapped, stifled, stuck, and bored. He is having difficulty leaving -- not because of sex and food -- but because

(a) the pool of women pretending to be Jews is small;
(b) his age; and
(c) the saleability of his bullshit hopes and aspirations to women given his age.

There are only two socioeconomic stations below Marshall, in order:

N-2 Unskilled Labor <---- Marshall is here
N-1 Unemployment
N Homelessness <---- Very bottom

Marshall is a very low-status male -- not an alpha male as you have claimed -- with nothing to offer anyone. He works in unskilled labor, he has no trade skills, he has no education, he has no assets. Marshall isn't going anywhere. He isn't going to learn a trade or gain a diploma. Marshall peaked when he started working in unskilled labor. This is as good as it gets with Marshall.

To a normal woman -- one that isn't pretending to be Jew -- Marshall is seen for what he actually is: a useless spic moron. Claims of piety, virtue, and secret knowledge will carry no weight with a normal woman. It will be received as the bullshit it actually is.

For these reasons, Marshall's mating efforts are confined to a very small pool of women like you that slurp up Marshall's claims of piety and knowledge.
I guess he has his reasons for staying too.

He does and they are all negative. He is struggling to find another LARP Jew woman within his age group. Regular women are not an option. He is fishing in a small, shallow pond and not getting any bites. He is stuck with you and miserable.
 
I hate old men.
I sympathize with your trauma...
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Trilogy refers to his penis as Polyphemus. Which I think is a proud yet silly name for such a thing.
It's not that silly, you can kind of see a penis as a one eyed being - actually a very fitting name, even if a very self-flattering one (culturally: one eyed giant, and the name itself meaning something like "praised in songs and legends".)

I find you very masculine. In all of our exchanges. You are solid when I need you to be. Tx.
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I played it in a time before walkthroughs. As I recall, my girlfriend had it and neither one of us got very far with it. At that point you just kind of gave up.
Made a round through old games from the old days that I wasn't able to finish back then so actually finished Darkseed. I'm a fan of LucasArts point and click design (you can't die \ you need to work very hard to die, the game makes sure you have everything you need before permanently closing locations - pretty much modern standard). Sierra games used to randomly kill you if you tried to do things out of order. Darkseed took a few steps further on the bullshit lane and could get you stuck (without giving you any indication that you are stuck) if you missed some events based on game's clock. Even with a walkthrough I couldn't finish it on my first attempt.
 
When these men have burned bridges with you they have done so deliberately. They want to get you to the point where you want to have nothing to do with them. They don't want you calling them asking for money or engaging them in the sentimental talk about their son or daughter. They want to move on to repeat their hustle. This was Marshall's plan.
But didn't you hear Melinda telling us that as a string matriarchal woman she was the one breaking off the relationships with all her boy-toys? Men come chasing after her like ducklings, desperate for a drop of insane pussy, but no! Melinda is a strong independent woman who don't need no man. We know this is true, of course, because Melinda told us and she has never lied ever in her entire life. :tomgirl:
 
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