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Reminds me of another clip, from an old movie this time:This doesn't happen to everyone but happens often enough that if you shit yourself when you die you probably shouldn't feel too bad about it.
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Reminds me of another clip, from an old movie this time:This doesn't happen to everyone but happens often enough that if you shit yourself when you die you probably shouldn't feel too bad about it.
Ooooh okay so thats why a male porn star named Otto Bauer does anal in the piledriver position with this redhead woman and tells her to "tighten your ass around my cock". The sphincter is a muscle that can be tightened during sex and it would feel really good I guess.Interesting tidbit, the Sphinx and the word "sphincter" share the same root, I don't remember what it was, I'm not looking it up, but it means to squeeze, to bind. Because female lions strangle their prey. And a sphincter cuts the poo ropes into nice small, manageable turds for your toilet, it's one of those muscles that's almost constantly engaged, keeping the poop hole closed. Unless you let someone put their big penor in there and wiggle it around, enlarging your shit pipe. Also unless you die, sometimes when a person dies that muscle loses all its strength and the poop comes sliding right out of you. This doesn't happen to everyone but happens often enough that if you shit yourself when you die you probably shouldn't feel too bad about it.
"Tap that dick a few times on my face"
Still better than naming one's genitals and anus as @Baby Yoda suggestedIt's also informative to know that she refers to her vagina as a "front hole."
*taps cock on giant fivehead*
I thought all you boys had pet names for your penises. Peni? What is the plural of penis? Dicks. Whatever. Oh, Google is my friend. Penii. My favorite type of encounter.Still better than naming one's genitals and anus as @Baby Yoda suggested![]()
Am I missing the joke?#EXHIBIT
I call my vagina many things. "Front hole" was just to respond directly to Baby Yoda.It's also informative to know that she refers to her vagina as a "front hole." How fantastic for her daughters.
*taps cock on giant fivehead*
Yes, the joke is you.Am I missing the joke?
You make me question my masculinityI thought all you boys had pet names for your penises. Peni?
I'd say "penises"...What is the plural of penis? Dicks. Whatever.
Oh, Google is my friend. Penii. My favorite type of encounter.
*taps cock on giant fivehead*
Awfully hard (don't know how anybody managed to finish it without a walkthrough) but the plot was good and aesthetics were amazing for the time...I remember that game.
I hate old men. The way the carry themselves is retarded and gay. They all have this stupid smirk on their face like they are hot shit because they made it to 80 years old. Also, most 80+ year old men are absolute cucked faggots.Am I missing the joke?
It isn't an exhibit when you and I aren't in a lawsuit against each other.
I call my vagina many things. "Front hole" was just to respond directly to Baby Yoda.
You know, I was going to type "forehead" before I typed "face". I paused before hitting "post reply" and then changed it.
Because I just knew it might open the door.
Unavoidable!
Yes.Am I missing the joke?
It's funny because in a weird spiralling way it comes back to you. At least your user name. A character in the Illuminatus! Trilogy refers to his penis as Polyphemus. Which I think is a proud yet silly name for such a thing. So whenever I think of men naming their junk, the context winds its way past illuminati somewhere along the way. I find you very masculine. In all of our exchanges. You are solid when I need you to be. Tx.You make me question my masculinity![]()
Awfully hard (don't know how anybody managed to finish it without a walkthrough) but the plot was good and aesthetics were amazing for the time...
For at least 1025 pages now, yes. Goddamn. Log off. Go home. Live your life. Do something else. Start a profitable home business. You supposedly know outdoors things. Use natural plants and beeswax to make poison ivy remedies and sunburn creams and sell that shit online, get business loans for single moms from the government to do it, you could make a killing. Being a witch, as you frequently point out, and a horticuralist by trade, I'd be willing to give you hints as to plants that are natural remedies for toxins found in nature, and how to use them, as well as how to find and ID them.Am I missing the joke?
That is plainly false. Forgiveness does not require "power" to perform. Any human being that is of sound mind -- that understands the concept of forgiveness and can form intent -- can forgive anyone else of wrongdoing they feel they have been subjected to by the person that they intend to forgive.Nobody has the power to forgive anyone except Elohim.
Completely untrue. It's the opposite.
"Eye for eye" is a moral absolute of The Torah that is Eternal. It never ends.
Showing Mercy to those who don't deserve it is evil and saps your strength.
Because the food I cook is spectacular and the pussy he gets from me is great
He's not going to destroy having a great fuck and excellent meals.
I guess he has his reasons for staying too.
I sympathize with your trauma...I hate old men.
It's not that silly, you can kind of see a penis as a one eyed being - actually a very fitting name, even if a very self-flattering one (culturally: one eyed giant, and the name itself meaning something like "praised in songs and legends".)Trilogy refers to his penis as Polyphemus. Which I think is a proud yet silly name for such a thing.
I find you very masculine. In all of our exchanges. You are solid when I need you to be. Tx.
Made a round through old games from the old days that I wasn't able to finish back then so actually finished Darkseed. I'm a fan of LucasArts point and click design (you can't die \ you need to work very hard to die, the game makes sure you have everything you need before permanently closing locations - pretty much modern standard). Sierra games used to randomly kill you if you tried to do things out of order. Darkseed took a few steps further on the bullshit lane and could get you stuck (without giving you any indication that you are stuck) if you missed some events based on game's clock. Even with a walkthrough I couldn't finish it on my first attempt.I played it in a time before walkthroughs. As I recall, my girlfriend had it and neither one of us got very far with it. At that point you just kind of gave up.
But didn't you hear Melinda telling us that as a string matriarchal woman she was the one breaking off the relationships with all her boy-toys? Men come chasing after her like ducklings, desperate for a drop of insane pussy, but no! Melinda is a strong independent woman who don't need no man. We know this is true, of course, because Melinda told us and she has never lied ever in her entire life.When these men have burned bridges with you they have done so deliberately. They want to get you to the point where you want to have nothing to do with them. They don't want you calling them asking for money or engaging them in the sentimental talk about their son or daughter. They want to move on to repeat their hustle. This was Marshall's plan.