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Angel Phish said:
It's true, one is the Tuesday/Thursday bra, the other one does the heavy lifting Monday/Wednesday/Friday and I just go without on the weekends. I'm sure one of these days I'll be able to afford a third. If I make a slip up and wash them both at the same time tho, I'm totally fine with letting the girls fly free in public, teehee!
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Found the troon.
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
I cannot wait for the day when someone has enough forehead pictures to make a timelapse gif.
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That day passed a loooooong time ago
This one here's in the OP
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
I've been trying to figure out which is his favorite sin for a good while now but I can't figure it out. Anyone got any ideas? Lust would well be the obvious answer but his constant ebegging is pure greed, considering he's never worked a day in his life sloth is also an option and his transformers addiction can only be described as gluttony.
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He is an exemplary of every one of the seven sins. He is lazy and doesn't work. He envies and hates women. He has accomplished nothing other than getting his dick cut off in his life and is somehow proud of that. He's fat from overeating. He spites people on Twitter dot com. Like you said, the transformer hoarding. Ironically, least of all for as lustful as he is he's a terrible whore.
 
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Effluvial Ooze said:
What the fuck were they feeding these slaves to create so many 110 year old superniggas
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A lot of those ages are in doubt because of lack of records. Nobody really recorded when there people were born because slave owners didn't give a shit. But it leads to a lot of confusion of how old some of them actually were and a lot of people would lie about their ages to skip military service or boost their ages to get retired earlier.
BSC said:
KevKev accidentally threw both of his bras in the washer during laundry day. Lucky for us that just means Kevin has an excuse to show off his "rockin tits" to the public.
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Why am I not surprised that this tru and honest woman only has two bras?
 
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Angel Phish said:
Is sarcasm comrade. Rate me autistic but my point is that Kevin is such a fucking pathetic parody of womanhood that he only owns two bras and thinks it's totally normal and hawt to be going commando with mismatched cone tits in public.
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Lay it on thicker next time. Some of us are too autistic to catch such subtle sarcastic wit.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
In my school we had a fedora-tipping kid who decided to draw a pentagram on a table.

You can imagine my laughter when it turned out that he'd drawn a Star of David.
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He was retarded for calling it a pentagram, but hexagrams are a well-known occult symbol in their own right. Not just the kind of occultism that involves foreskins either.
 
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BSC said:
@Cerabella you goddamn ninja, beat me by seconds on that one

#TroonProblems
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"As a fellow huge head sufferer"

I'll take things no actual woman has ever said for $200 Alex
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Even from a pixelated thumbnail, I can see Abigail Thorns troonishness. Why? Because of your giant man head you disgusting freak.

The Tranch.
Directed by David Lynch
Screenplay written by Franz Kafka
Special FX and sex scenes designed by David Cronenberg
"In a world where nothing makes sense, and everything is retarded and everyone is disgusting, the worst the world has to offer moves to Colorado to abuse Alpacas, in... The Tranch. Summer 2022."
 
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John Furrman said:
He is an exemplary of every one of the seven sins. He is lazy and doesn't work. He envies and hates women. He has accomplished nothing other than getting his dick cut off in his life and is somehow proud of that. He's fat from overeating. He spites people on Twitter dot com. Like you said, the transformer hoarding. Ironically, least of all for as lustful as he is he's a terrible whore.
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I don't know what drives Kevin (and troons in general) more—lusting after himself dressed up as his pornsick idea of a woman or the toxic envy he has of actual women.

Ronnie Rocket said:
Lay it on thicker next time. Some of us are too autistic to catch such subtle sarcastic wit.
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This isn't retard reddit. We don't cater to autists who can't function without a /sneed tag.
 
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BSC said:
KevKev accidentally threw both of his bras in the washer during laundry day. Lucky for us that just means Kevin has an excuse to show off his "rockin tits" to the public.
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This new information that Kevin only owns two bras unsettles me. It makes me wonder did Kevin wear the same pair of underwear for an entire week when he still identified as a man. And did he go commando back then as well when he ran out of clean underwear. :cryblood:
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
This new information that Kevin only owns two bras unsettles me.
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Yeah, definitely. Couple more moob-wranglers, pack of washcloths, Wal-Mart brand moisturizer with sunblock in it; I ain't exactly the final boss of femininity, but he could kit himself out so much better for less than the cost of one plastic robot.
 
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