DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Piece of Peace]

This stream is unbearable tonight, holy fucking shit. All of these autist cunts were seriously made for each other.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Rest in peace my sweet angel


3/16/21-6/12/21

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Miu is fucking dead bros
I'm crying

 

[But I Digress]

Rest in peace my sweet angel

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3/16/21-6/12/21

The only reason to ever watch him stream this game is dead.

 

[Watamelon]

"What do you guys think if instead of gunnar glasses we do a bubble blow?"

Holy shit

 

[David Davidson]

I just witnessed pure 'tism. Can't wait for someone to have that clip later.

 

[TJGamebox]

I donated in a charity stream with Adam Cole, and got him to do “the cameras on” EDIT: video from my phone isnt working so heres my twitter post https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1403910105947586562?s=20

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

"What do you guys think if instead of gunnar glasses we do a bubble blow?"

Holy shit

Lazier and lazier...greedier and greedier...the infinite pigroach

I donated in a charity stream with Adam Cole, and got him to do “the cameras on” EDIT: video from my phone isnt working so heres my twitter post https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1403910105947586562?s=20

Here ya go bud:

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I donated in a charity stream with Adam Cole, and got him to do “the cameras on” EDIT: video from my phone isnt working so heres my twitter post https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1403910105947586562?s=20

These attention whores, real mature adults only do charity behind the scenes

 

[But I Digress]

These attention whores, real mature adults only do charity behind the scenes

Funny thing is that Phil could do a single charity stream and point at it when people say he isn't charitable. But no, he needs that $116, he really does.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Lazier and lazier...greedier and greedier...the infinite pigroach

Here ya go bud:

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This is a really good example of Phil's "Legacy".

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I'm going to do my best @Surly Muppet impression.

A telling moment from last nights SF2 stream that I haven't seen posted yet:

Timestamp 1:52:08

"[explaining that he doesn't get superchat money until next month] it helps, long term it helps. This is how it also worked on Twitch and what I had was I had immediate income from tips and residual income coming in every month from superchats [he means bits] and subs and that allowed me to pay giant bills like my mortgage and stuff I always would use the Twitch money to pay for ... umm ... while day to day stuff would usually be tips."

So once again he calls the ~$5kish/month money from Twitch 'residual'. Does Dark not know what this word means?

How was about half his monthly income 'residual'? So now he is back to minimizing the impact of Twitch (and now) YT payments to funnel money into tips. But just over a month ago when his partnership was terminated he was in full panic mode because the Twitch payment was worth "thousands" of dollars per month. He also confirms the prevailing theory that his stable monthly payments go towards his actual bills and his tips go to daily """bills."""

Part 2:

Timestamp 1:54:14

"[explaining how bits work for the 9 millionth time] if you're gonna ask me about YT, I don't even know. Like... since I've only been doing this a month on YT I don't even know how much YT takes out of stuff."

Uhhhh... Isn't it your fucking job to know that?

Part 3:

Timestamp 1:56:03

"[explaining AGAIN that you have to pay more for bits than they are worth] I don't know, I'm not really tracking all this stuff I'm just not. I'm not gonna track all this financially and see everyday what I'm making it's ridiculous. Huhuh."

A pretty stunning admission there. He is not even attempting to track his superchats despite it being incredibly easy to do so.

So if he has no idea what his YT paycheck is, how is he determining what the stream tips goal should be? How does he know he's not gonna be able to pay his bills if the stream is slow? The YT check comes next week ffs! The answer: He just begs as hard as he thinks he can get away with. There's no rhyme or reason to it. He has no grasp of his finances beyond what is right in front of his face. Streams are slow because the completely arbitrary goal hasn't been hit. The vest streak and now the departnering have completely mind fucked this man. Outside of major whale sightings, streams in 2018-2019 routinely ended with <$100 in tips but now those numbers would be completely unacceptable despite all evidence suggesting that his expenses should be lower. When everything is expressed in fractions of the tips goal, what was once a respectable tips total is now "not even half way there."

Bonus meme from the chat during all this:

 

[Emmett]

Shout out to gout

 

[AceVentura]

Lazier and lazier...greedier and greedier...the infinite pigroach

Here ya go bud:

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Man that must suck, to have done something and been a public figure for over a decade, only to be known by most for wanking whilst on camera accidentally.

Pls don't use your black pigroach magic to destroy nL Phil. They're very entertaining and do a lot for charity.

 

[gaarashatan]

Clipped for future reference:

June 11th, 2021: 'Once I get paid by Youtube (in a week/week and half), I won't have to talk about tips anymore'

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i really need the help until i get paid cause i blew $2500 in a day for a jpeg

Funny thing is that Phil could do a single charity stream and point at it when people say he isn't charitable. But no, he needs that $116, he really does.

has phil ever done a charity stream? has he ever even gifted a sub to one of his fans? has he ever subbed to someone else? in his 10 snort years of legacy. that is prolly like 13 or 15 or something now idk.

i can tell you without any proof that the answer is no. he just takes and takes. its all for him, he wants it all. mine mine mine, give me money and fame, i deserve it.
zero fucking awareness for anyone or their problems. hes the only person that matters

 

[snort inquisition]

This is a really good example of Phil's "Legacy".

this and the constant begging is all anyone outside this sphere will think when they hear about dsp, but even the begging is a stretch, it would primarily be "oh the camera's on"

it's the best part about everything

 

[tzgnilki]

has phil ever done a charity stream? has he ever even gifted a sub to one of his fans? has he ever subbed to someone else? in his 10 snort years of legacy. that is prolly like 13 or 15 or something now idk.

a while ago, I wanna say a few months, someone asked him about what he does to give back to his community, and he quoted the time he gave away a ps4 he bought, and i'm sure it was when it launched, in 2013

edit: April 2014

 

[gaarashatan]

a while ago, I wanna say a few months, someone asked him about what he does to give back to his community, and he quoted the time he gave away a ps4 he bought, and i'm sure it was when it launched, in 2013

edit: April 2014

and dont forget those video game case giveaways. so selfless

 

[john_g]

and dont forget those video game case giveaways. so selfless

hey those were signed by him and he was hotwhite famous

 

[Nixxit]

I'm actually curious what would happen if D.S.P. did a charity stream. Would the whales refuse to tip because it's not saving the pig ? Would the non-whales actually start tipping because for once the money might (Assuming it isn't a scam, a big assumption to be sure) be going to a good cause ? Would Phil still do his begging segments considering it doesn't benefit him ?

So many questions that will never be answered because Phil will never, ever give up money that is rightfully his by virtue of having played video games poorly for it.