Gross Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

Clearly you're not familiar with her full history. Factually, it's her reprehensible history that created her (right-wing) base of deplorables.

She finally mellowed out in 2021 tho, likely due to the financial pain/aguish as a result of her predictably punishable behaviors. Her chickens came home to roost.
What base? She has only 154K subscribers and pitiful viewcounts on her recent uploads. Brittany had to make her own RationalWiki article because of how little clout she has.

Didn´t she film her ex having a mental breakdown and leaked it? That´s where the whole stinky arc accidentally came from...
Courtesy of filming her living conditions outside of her recording room.
 
She's said she wants six kids.
S.. Six?! Goddamn you're right! And she's saying it with a straight face too.

Is her wanting six kids even realistic? If each pregnancy takes a year, plus a year to recover, assuming she can easily get pregnant and doesn't have to spend a long time trying
Also.. how the hell is she gonna afford six kids in the coming decades? Maybe it's doable if you live frugally, but that's not Venti. Looks like she might need to increase her $100000 hubby-income-requirement even more.

Six is crap-ton even for trad-larping-zoomer standards. Don't the typical romanticised US family pictures from the 50's usually depict only 1 son, 1 daughter.. and a dog?
 
I don't believe that she's ever really wanted six kids. She, like many, just likes the fantasy of it (which is fine, honestly.) I see similar stuff on social media with women who claim that they just want to live the "farm/country life." They usually are the types who look like they could name every item off of the Starbucks menu, but wouldn't know a cow from a horse. Deep down they know that they're full of shit, too, for the most part. It's the female Hallmark movie fantasy thing; they have the fantasy of the kids being like the von Trapp's on a staircase, or they think of the farm life as just country air, petting lambs while their burly husband who wears Wrangler's and plaid shirts does all of the actual work, etc.

That trad larp guys typically are the same way: they imagine themselves as that husband or some future big swinging dick businessman; but in reality are meek, skinny fat, and have more hours logged on Steam than is needed to earn a PhD. Brittany has indulged these fantasies more and more over the years, both for her paypigs and for herself, much like a common camgirl.
 
Sagging right off the screen. Yikes!
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venti was a maid of honor in jessix's wedding. next to jessix, she kind of looks like a hooker who crashed the wedding.
ah, venti. always the bridesmaid, neve the bride.

do you think this is going to give her wedding fever?
Not in great taste to eye fuck the camera and cock out your hip taking a picture with the bride. It's her day, just smile nicely. Hog the camera some other time.

Also, yes. Dear God, yes. Venti is an insecure wannabee. Seeing the bride get to look and be treated like a princess, have all the focus and attention on her, it's the most beautiful she'll ever look, the groom is publicly devoting himself to her, etc. For a girl who craves attention and praise for just existing, the wedding fever and seethe must be insane for Venti right now.
 
do you think this is going to give her wedding fever?
Well, if she has as much faith in the bouquet-tossing-ritual as she does in her tarot cards..
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..I expect her already existing wedding-fever to reach hyperpyrexia levels! 🔥

But seriously though, I hope that Jessix will be a proper real-life example for Venti of what marriage (and probably soon to be pregnancy) is really like for someone her age in the modern day. With all the struggles that come with it. And de-Disneyfy Venti's views on marriage and romance a little bit.
 
But seriously though, I hope that Jessix will be a proper real-life example for Venti of what marriage (and probably soon to be pregnancy) is really like for someone her age in the modern day. With all the struggles that come with it. And de-Disneyfy Venti's views on marriage and romance a little bit.
That’s a wonderful thought, but what will really happen is that as soon as Jessix complains even the smallest amount, Brittany will go full /r/femaledatingstrategy on her.
 
Okay, I think this needs to be brought up. Between her antics at the wedding, her constant hounding for marriage, constant need for validation, self-loathing over her octoroon status, BPD, and the all her bf troubles, I have reached the conclusion that there is a real chance Miss Hammerhead Shark...

might be a virgin.
 
venti was a maid of honor in jessix's wedding. next to jessix, she kind of looks like a hooker who crashed the wedding.
ah, venti. always the bridesmaid, neve the bride.

do you think this is going to give her wedding fever?
Aren't you also supposed to be in white as a maid of honor?

Okay, I think this needs to be brought up. Between her antics at the wedding, her constant hounding for marriage, constant need for validation, self-loathing over her octoroon status, BPD, and the all her bf troubles, I have reached the conclusion that there is a real chance Miss Hammerhead Shark...

might be a virgin.
Maybe if she was a guy, I'd buy that.
 
Aren't you also supposed to be in white as a maid of honor?
Generally it's considered in pretty poor taste to wear white at a wedding. Especially a female attendee.

The focus of modern weddings, for whatever reasons, seem to have changed from two people becoming one soul and one flesh, to the bride being the princess and all the focus on her. If a woman wears white at a wedding and takes an ounce of attention from the bride, they will be glared at the whole time and talked shit about for years. Only possibly a cute child could get away with it.

The groom is practically a prop at his own wedding.
 
And nowadays the poor sap has to pay for, at least, some of it.

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Brittles does a little sand sculpting?
Leave to the mutt to tryhard and shit cringe on a /pol/ and /tv/ meme
Gotta put on for those chads on 4chins huh brittles?

Is that supposed to be a bleeding asshole? I don't know a thing about this "Breaking Buck" thing going around.
Meme on 4chan about tariq nasheed movie basically memeing about fucking black men usually posted with a southern pepe with southern accent
 
might be a virgin.

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Aren't you also supposed to be in white as a maid of honor?

It's because she's a WITCH who doesn't believe in Jesus.

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I'm surprised Jessix even invited her into the chapel, and even further surprised that Brittany didn't go up in flames within standing distance of the crucifix.

I hope she chooses a nerdy manlet as well. You all have a chance, channer lurkers!


What Venti's wedding would look like if she married one of her own simps.
 
It's because she's a WITCH who doesn't believe in Jesus.

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I'm surprised Jessix even invited her into the chapel, and even further surprised that Brittany didn't go up in flames within standing distance of the crucifix.
"A few decades after the fact" is gold standard when we're talking about accounts from back then. And what does she mean by "accountable people"-- is she just trying to sound smart?

Anyways, how the hell is she supposed to get a trad like this?
 
I'm surprised Jessix even invited her into the chapel, and even further surprised that Brittany didn't go up in flames within standing distance of the crucifix.
She really doesn't have a great grasp on history. Does she think they just broke out a quill pen, refined ink Bic pen and started writing on A4 paper? That shit took time and effort to make and has a lifetime until it breaks down, like those flesh suits we have if it makes it easier Britt. Can I call you that, since I assume you're gunna read this? We're basically pals now. (Call me Mr. Furniture though. Let's keep this professional.) Unlike every single tweet she's ever put to the winds.
 
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