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Homework eh? Well:
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I feel as though having a penis, a vagina, or a whatever garglemesh you have shouldn't matter to ANYONE.

I think people getting together with the right people is all that matters.

Sure, I do feel bad for those who endure difficult experiences, but letting the past blind you isn't the way to live!

You have to simply find the good in the world, smile and sit down with a nice drink, and tell yourself how lucky you are to be in a world where it isn't burning every other second of the day, and just live.

Of course, I'm writing this as though I'm delivering it directly to them, despite the fact that I am on a forum full of rational souls who already see it the way I do.

So... Eh.


Also, I think instead of assuming all of a group are bad, you should go with the idea that "That person was an asshole!" instead.
 
All I see is page after page of personal army requests and extensive information on complete nobodies.

I think a lot of people on the internet, and this community is no exception, have forgotten what makes a lolcow (or perhaps they're new and never understood to begin with). They're called cows because they're milked. The milk is their ridiculous reactions to your trolling. CWC, Dobson, Brian Martin, pretty much everyone on the wrong side of gamergate, those are lolcows.

When I see something like this, https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/128373.html#128373

"This girl is starting to become my new favorite lolcow"
"And the hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper the further you dig. There is so much lulz in this one."

That's like calling Elliot Rodger a lolcow. Reading their archived posts is not "lulz" - it's investigative journalism.
 
Peeked in and it seems most of their chosen cows are either because they are a lolita and/or they live and work in Japan. These desert vagoos seem to have the case of the green eyed monster because they are living their kaywayway deesu lolita life in the nippon and that's what it boils down to.
 
They have a lolcow thread for pretty much every major /cgl/ tripfag from the lolcow days (3 years ago). All of those threads are remarkably shitty, but here's a select few.

Links are NSFW.
  • Ophelia-chan (Tampon-chan) probable CP was posted. They then got into an argument over whether the CP should be deleted. As I can tell it's now been deleted, but I'm not going to link the thread just in case.
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  • Annie (who made the Ophelia thread and has been making threads about her for at least 3 years)
  • CharlotteCharms (this thread is 90% "wow she's fat and her boob job looks bad")
I admittedly feel nostalgia for the good old /cgl/ lolcow days, but the board was basically unmoderated at the time so I'm sure it was actually a lot worse than I remember. The Pixyteri fanart was always pretty fun though.
 
They also follow a lot of anorexic "lolcows", which are basically boring skeleton looking girls. I forget their names, one is an Italian girl and the other American. They both look like they're about to die.

Oh yeah and Kiki Kannibal for some reason.
 
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