Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins


...Wow, this song has got to be a troll. Either way, it's perfect for Tax.

Yes, particularly when he starts talking about suicide at around the 11 minute mark. I was not previously aware that he had a suicide attempt in 2014 (painkillers and booze). He then says, "I'm up for it again. Who cares. Who cares anymore." Kind of grim.

He took a lot-lot of painkillers with booze during the time I knew him. Several times. I think they may have been out of date, but I don't know what that means for how they affect the body.
 
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Seriously, why hasn't anyone with his dox called a mental institution?? His cries for help are blatant. How would we all feel if he actually did it and died?? I think he is a lot more likely to than your average tumblrina. :(
They likely wouldn't do anything. Although getting the dox of a relative and sending them the videos might be the best
 
  • Don't White Knight. Don't turn threads with people of interest into an intervention. You are not their protector. If you want to help, contact them privately.
Also, it's highly unlikely for him to actually commit suicide, since we already seen lolcows such as Vade and ADF who do so for the sake of attention.
 
  • Don't White Knight. Don't turn threads with people of interest into an intervention. You are not their protector. If you want to help, contact them privately.
Also, it's highly unlikely for him to actually commit suicide, since we already seen lolcows such as Vade and ADF who do so for the sake of attention.

Tax has threatened this in this past, and done things that are very dangerous, but not anything sure to kill him instantly. He is also known to be an attention whore. So while I agree that he probably won't just raise a loaded gun to his head and pull the trigger, he may be more likely to do even more dangerous things in the future which could shorten his lifespan even more than he has shortened it already.

I believe someone posted his "Suicide" thread from MLW, which was deleted long ago, on the thread with tulpa.info and pony waifus or something in the thread subject. I'm not sure if it contains relevant information, but it's certainly an... interesting read.

Doesn't he live with his parents? I think they might be aware their son is an alcoholic schizophrenic that thinks he's going to go to a fictional cartoon ponyland.

If his parents don't already know about it, I'm astonished by their ignorance. If his parents do already know it, I'm disgusted by their callousness.
 
Found this on MLW:

Just like last time, my comments are in blue.

TAXMAN:
We all know this World is going to the dogs, and with so many experts predicting an inevitable global economic collapse in the near future, which brings along social chaos and declarations of martial law, the (relatively) free Internet as we know it will become a thing of memory. Time is fast running out, and with work already cut out for us with the sheer amount of research this project requires, we simply cannot rely exclusively on Internet-based communication any longer. Even if all these rumors of a collapse prove to be unfounded fear-mongering, it is still advisable that we move operations into the Real World.
>>>I wonder why he capitalizes words at times. He doesn't hold the real world in any reverence. Maybe the real world is to Tax what Hell is to Christians.

Gentlemen (and Ladies), what I propose is an establishment of an "order" of sorts, complete with an IRL headquarters with residential capabilities, like a monastery or commune. Preferably someplace remote, in the country or a small city (but not too remote so we can have access to needed resources), where we could escape the scrutiny of those who would do us harm and have the peace to pursue our agenda. We would be like a modern order of monks, worshiping our equine goddesses and studying occult teachings that would help us understand their realm and with hope, cross over.
>>>On the bright side, all the crazy will be in one place, and thus it'll be easy to arrest these guys for the illegal substances they so obviously will have. The bad news is that Tax will probably still be crazy.

Funds could be raised by establishing a brewery or distillery: Portalanon, among others, is certainly more than qualified in chemistry to play the part, and being an aficionado of drink myself, I'm sure I could pick up on that art quick enough myself. Other possible sources of income could include growing produce in a garden (which would also provide for us), raising small animals like goats or chickens, or baking bread/pastries/other foods then selling it for a profit; repairing electrical equipment or offering programming services; or synthesizing things like energy pill supplements. Maybe this sounds all pie-in-the-sky, but I'm just offering up ideas that come immediately to mind and would still be viable income makers in the event of a collapse.
>>>Oh, he plans to raise money by doing something alcohol-related. Well, maybe if he doesn't chug all their stock, it could work... in his dreams. I've gotta admit, though, the place sounds like it would be pretty quaint if there weren't so much crazy and so little ambition going around. I know Tax has been pretty ambitious about this whole project so far, but... I've got my doubts. I mean, forget all of the stuff they could do to sustain themselves; how would they even acquire a place?

I think we can all agree that we can make far more progress by meeting face-to-face, especially when it comes down to magic rituals. Even if establishing a commune is completely beyond us, we should still consider organizing for members of CTB to meet up IRL several times a year. It would serve as a great opportunity for members to build rapport and discuss ideas, conduct research, and perform rituals in the type of organic manner that only IRL personal interaction can bring.
>>>Over the internet, it's probably easier to think of one's colleagues in this sort of pursuit as noble, confident, informed, and even handsome, but face to face, the aura of misery is going to be so pervasive that it may turn into the Tower of Zalost 2 in a hundred-mile radius around their place of gathering.

So what do you guys think?
>>>Someone please shoot me.

There's very little activity there at the moment, so this is something, at least.
 
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Found this on MLW:

Just like last time, my comments are in blue.

TAXMAN:
We all know this World is going to the dogs, and with so many experts predicting an inevitable global economic collapse in the near future, which brings along social chaos and declarations of martial law, the (relatively) free Internet as we know it will become a thing of memory. Time is fast running out, and with work already cut out for us with the sheer amount of research this project requires, we simply cannot rely exclusively on Internet-based communication any longer. Even if all these rumors of a collapse prove to be unfounded fear-mongering, it is still advisable that we move operations into the Real World.
>>>I wonder why he capitalizes words at times. He doesn't hold the real world in any reverence. Maybe the real world is to Tax what Hell is to Christians.

Gentlemen (and Ladies), what I propose is an establishment of an "order" of sorts, complete with an IRL headquarters with residential capabilities, like a monastery or commune. Preferably someplace remote, in the country or a small city (but not too remote so we can have access to needed resources), where we could escape the scrutiny of those who would do us harm and have the peace to pursue our agenda. We would be like a modern order of monks, worshiping our equine goddesses and studying occult teachings that would help us understand their realm and with hope, cross over.
>>>On the bright side, all the crazy will be in one place, and thus it'll be easy to arrest these guys for the illegal substances they so obviously will have. The bad news is that Tax will probably still be crazy.

Funds could be raised by establishing a brewery or distillery: Portalanon, among others, is certainly more than qualified in chemistry to play the part, and being an aficionado of drink myself, I'm sure I could pick up on that art quick enough myself. Other possible sources of income could include growing produce in a garden (which would also provide for us), raising small animals like goats or chickens, or baking bread/pastries/other foods then selling it for a profit; repairing electrical equipment or offering programming services; or synthesizing things like energy pill supplements. Maybe this sounds all pie-in-the-sky, but I'm just offering up ideas that come immediately to mind and would still be viable income makers in the event of a collapse.
>>>Oh, he plans to raise money by doing something alcohol-related. Well, maybe if he doesn't chug all their stock, it could work... in his dreams. I've gotta admit, though, the place sounds like it would be pretty quaint if there weren't so much crazy and so little ambition going around. I know Tax has been pretty ambitious about this whole project so far, but... I've got my doubts. I mean, forget all of the stuff they could do to sustain themselves; how would they even acquire a place?

I think we can all agree that we can make far more progress by meeting face-to-face, especially when it comes down to magic rituals. Even if establishing a commune is completely beyond us, we should still consider organizing for members of CTB to meet up IRL several times a year. It would serve as a great opportunity for members to build rapport and discuss ideas, conduct research, and perform rituals in the type of organic manner that only IRL personal interaction can bring.
>>>Over the internet, it's probably easier to think of one's colleagues in this sort of pursuit as noble, confident, informed, and even handsome, but face to face, the aura of misery is going to be so pervasive that it may turn into the Tower of Zalost 2 in a hundred-mile radius around their place of gathering.

So what do you guys think?
>>>Someone please shoot me.

There's very little activity there at the moment, so this is something, at least.
So it's gonna be like that episode of south park where PETA members live in a fort in the woods and fuck animals all day.
 
He's going crazy...
Sounds like he's been listening to too much disinformation from the right.

If the economy were to collapse, gold and the like would not be your best bet. That stuff only holds value because people place value in it. It can't feed you. It can't protect you and it can't actually buy anything unless the person selling accepts it as currency.

If he's this concerned then he should look into buying guns, ammo, camping / survivalist gear and canned foods. Things that you can use and more importantly if you can show that you can use them well are worth more than some shiny metal you have with you. Either that or adopt another currency. The dollar might have lost some of it's lustre but there are other currencies out there that are just as stable and in the case of an economic collapse the US might simply switch to one of them.
 
This latest video comes across as the preaching of the Pony Pastor to get saved and join his church by reminding them of the horrors of the Pony Tribulation, which they can avoid by getting taken away in the Pony Rapture. I give it a 3.0/10; the appeal is sincerely passionate, yet the presentation is disheveled and unhinged, and there were no supporting quotes from Pony Scripture. Pastor Taxman needs to step up his game.
 
He's going crazy...

He hit crazy a long while ago and has been shoving the pedal to the metal ever since.u

I think buying gold is a great idea, that way when everyone's gone insane and they see you sporting tons of shiny swag they'll assume you're a God.

They're going to assume you're some idiot with a bunch of stuff they can take.

The real currency when the SHTF is going to be bullets.
 
Let's try not to make this thread devolve into a debate on how to survive when SHTF.

Taxman has obviously unblocked /pol/ and is reading religiously the "happening" threads where they take the recent stock market drop and extrapolate it into the world collapsing. Every month they have countless posts talking about how and when and why the world as we know it is going to end and civilization will turn into something that resembles Mad Max.

I wonder if he thinks $200 worth of silver, gold, and copper will last him long in a barter society, especially when the "happening" is due to happen in September, he can't spend much more on it.
 
I wonder if he thinks $200 worth of silver, gold, and copper will last him long in a barter society, especially when the "happening" is due to happen in September, he can't spend much more on it.


all he needs is pony shit
 
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