E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Chin of Campbell]

Her computer is named ADAM.

Other M BTFO.

According to Metroid Fusion it's named after the Other M guy and maybe has his brain in it so don't get too excited skippy.

Embarrassing showing overall but Metroid Dread of all things being announced after being a meme for 15 years is pretty cool.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Nintendo had so many ports it could be confused with a marina.

 

[Better Fuck Chuck]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

Wasn't much competition at all, to be fair.
Seems like most gaming companies prefer their own streams to show off new stuff instead of shoving something together for E3 like they used to. Times have changed.

 

[DMX DA GOAT]

No one can complain about ports when thats 95% of PS5 and XsX library

 

[Lone MacReady]

Would even tolerate FE waifu shit in a sequel (so one actually gets made). Thanks for bringing back great memories.

I'd be fine with it too so long as they kept the Waifu shit low, at like a FE:Awakening level (before the DLC). Days of Ruin already had some nice babes anyway. For example best girl.

 

[Gamepad]

I'm most excited for Kazuya in Smash, though. Especially to see Smash tards' reaction to yet another fighting game character with fighting game mechanics. Those seem to make their heads spin.

QCF motion is already too much for Smashers, I can't imagine them trying to do electrics.

 

[Fougaro]

I'd be fine with it too so long as they kept the Waifu shit low, at like a FE:Awakening level (before the DLC). Days of Ruin already had some nice babes anyway. For example best girl.
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>Tasha aka best girl
My Chocolate American! And she had a kickass theme too.

 

[BananaSplit]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

The nintendo direct was the sole stream that was right on point about showcasing games with no cringe skits and political-correctness bullshit, and there were nice titles like Super Robot Wars, Fatal Frame Project Zero, Super Monkey Ball, Advance Wars 1+2 and finally SMT5.

The sole thing outside of the direct that got me genuinely excited was Metal Slug Tactics on PC, and that was 3 or 4 days ago
That's how bad the E3 (and western gaming) was as a whole.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Can people please stop consolefagging on the farms

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Here is why I say Nintendo wins.

Because I was at the point where I didn't give a shit about Nintendo, and now they have me planning on checking out at least 4 games, possibly 5.

I can't say the same for any of the others. In fact, they pushed me even further away with all the current year SJW shit.

Does that mean Metroid Dread, Mario Party, Wario Ware and BOTW2 look like the best games ever or anything? No, not really. They just look like they might be fun to play, which says a lot about the state of the industry.

 

[HumanHive]

Can people please stop consolefagging on the farms

Go back to Era.

 

[Pissmaster]

Can people please stop consolefagging on the farms

No.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Nintendo wins just by shutting up, and offering good games.

It's not hard, really.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Can't wait to see the autistic sperging reaction videos over Tekken getting into Smash.

 

[Cubanodun]

*turns out it's the name of Samus' computer*

OH THANK GOD

It was on Fusion iirc

And nintendo showed that you dont need stupid no name streamers, literally whos and trannies to make a good presentation, show games, bail, cash in the dosh no 3 hours of "muh representation in gayming" that make people cringe every single year

 

[Jimothy]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

Now do this with all the other presentations and don't forget to include the wacky skits. Only then you will see how clearly Nintendo won.

 

[Blackhole]

We won. Suck it,niggers.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Nintendo wins just because they actually showed games and didn't waste an hour on diversity and politics.

 

[Better Fuck Chuck]

The nintendo direct was the sole stream that was right on point about showcasing games with no cringe skits and political-correctness bullshit, and there were nice titles like Super Robot Wars, Fatal Frame Project Zero, Super Monkey Ball, Advance Wars 1+2 and finally SMT5.

The sole thing outside of the direct that got me genuinely excited was Metal Slug Tactics on PC, and that was 3 or 4 days ago
That's how bad the E3 (and western gaming) was as a whole.

Metal Slug Tactics looks fuckin great, I love the series and I’m glad to see we’re getting new content. Fio best girl.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Can't wait to see the autistic sperging reaction videos over Tekken getting into Smash.

NOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SORA OR DANTE...!!!