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I've been skimming over the finance threads trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and I'm still pretty confused. Did he actually manage to rack up ~$200,000 in debt JUST off of mobile games?
Doubtful. Those are most likely debts from his move to Seattle (he admitted that he put a lot of that costs on credit) ülus the taxes he owed and payed with credit (assumed) and of course the Condo in Conneticut. And of course his stupidity in open a new line of credit every time he has maxed a card out.
 
I've been skimming over the finance threads trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and I'm still pretty confused. Did he actually manage to rack up ~$200,000 in debt JUST off of mobile games?
No he had over 100k in cc debt due to financing his entire move from CT to WA, including literally all the furniture, with cc debt. He also had debt from financing his street fighter travels and hotels with ccs lol. Oh and a financed car he barely paid down 10 percent of in like 3 years.

He bought shit tons of stupid things like toy statues, gaming mats, cars, expensive coffee makers, eating out daily, traveling on loans etc. The gacha is just another expense which has become so large because he stopped caring about life and hence no longer traveling or buying fun stuff.

Oh yeah the second condo obviously.
 
Has Flight Simulator been casualized somehow in the modern releases? Pretty sure you still need to at least know some aerodynamics and have an attention span. You can't exactly yell "WHAT DOES STALL MEAN, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME" at your instrument panel (shit, bad example, DSP is undoubtedly a master at stalling)
 
If he's planning on playing Flight Sim on the Xbox, then won't he be using the controller? Is the game even designed for it?

Maybe he'll cajole and insult his pay pigs enough that they'll buy him this
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His family rant was brought on by this. No need to speculate.

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When I see DSP write out "Family Unit" I either look at it as him only writing out in legal terms on some government forms (due to all the stuff he's filled out) or he's just trying to get a discount for something with the "Family" discount.

Then I picture Phil and Khet going to Disneyworld, dressing up Jasper as a child in a baby carriage, and trying to get a family package deal passing him off as his son or something.
 
He changed it the same night he won a wwe champs event where he spent 2500 and got in the top 20 ppl and got a limited edition jpeg of hulk hogan the immortal
He can’t even do that right Hulk Hogan is called “The Immortal “ Hulk Hogan, I guess “The Immortal “ Phil doesn’t sound as good considering his health.

Hades is also on the Switch too!
For anyone who doesnt hang out here long enough... He doesnt give a flying fuck about Flight Sim or Hades or playing obscure gamepass games... He just wants a new console. Because guess what, he could get game pass RIGHT NOW and do all that shit he was talking about. Its another scam.
 
Yeah but Virtua Beggar is free meaning that it's gonna be full of scrubs who can't handle one string so he can dunk on them and feel like a Shun Di master that makes Fuudo look like a scrub.

Speaking of, he's playing Virtua Beggar today. He said he's gonna continue playing Shun. As such, I don't need to update my streamsniping guide much. He only ever does one move, 1PK. It's a special low elbow into a low sweep, meaning you can block the first hit both low and high and the second only low. Just know to react when you block his elbow or just block low to begin with. It's also a high crushing move so make sure to use highs sparingly, use a quick mid like the generic elbow instead because Shun's 1PK's kinda slow so it'll get stuffed. When you guard the sweep it's launch punishable. When he goes into a stance just run up and do the generic crouching low kick (1K) or use footsies to bait him to whiff (important to note, forward dashes in VF can be guard cancelled while backdashes cannot). Finally the only throw he seems to do is the neutral throw, so do a Lazy Throw Escape against neutral throws.
Phil: "Nah, I'll just play this like it's Super Turbo, dood! Where's Shun Di's fireball dood! Can't blahk!"

Serious though, that's legit. Shun Di is a great character in VF5, but Phil lacks even the most basic fundamentals to play him. He just shits the bed when it comes the 3D fighting games. Like, unless it's spamming Paul's Death Fist in Tekken, he's just fucking lost.
 
I had a Dark Souls TIHYDP on in the background while doing other stuff when I heard this part. A few seconds after this was said, my brain processed it and I had to rewind to make sure I heard this correctly.


Excuse me, WHAT?! The dude who literally begs and almost cries whenever his streams don't hit a minimum of 10 dollars per hour, wants to make it mandatory for mods (who are volunteers) to show up for said streams (who happen during working hours for people in the US) and moderate his chat (for which they aren't getting paid) to help him (while they literally gain absolutely nothing from it).

How about they tell you to go fuck yourself and stop relying on others like an actual adult, you fatass manchild? That is just a new pinnacle of fucked up.
 
Has Flight Simulator been casualized somehow in the modern releases? Pretty sure you still need to at least know some aerodynamics and have an attention span. You can't exactly yell "WHAT DOES STALL MEAN, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME" at your instrument panel (shit, bad example, DSP is undoubtedly a master at stalling)

Yes. When you play it with an Xbox controller it essentially turns it into a scenery viewer. You can easily control the planes and the controls are dumbed down to normal video game flying.
 
I've been skimming over the finance threads trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and I'm still pretty confused. Did he actually manage to rack up ~$200,000 in debt JUST off of mobile games?
its more than that, mobile wwe champs is about 70 to 100k by now though. its all the credit card spending and never paying back. moving to seattle like someone said. buying a condo, buying a whcando. not owning either. having zero assets besides the ones you have virtually. all his electronics amount to maybe 5k or something which doesnt even put a fucking dent in a 1k yard foot of sheet metal
 
Phil just exposed his busted financial thinking.
He described GamePass as the way of the future because you get games for free and can save money.
So if you get an XBox... you an actually save money!

So he wants the XBox because he thinks he can then cut business expenses even further. That way, the $5k in monthly business expenses can be rerouted to cover the massive amount of very necessary 'microtransactions' that sustain the business. His sudden lust for the XBox can be explained by him seeing it as an investment to then spend less on games monthly, neglecting that him being able to suddenly spring for the XBox causes serious problems with his poverty narrative.
Didn't he already have a scrip he didn't use similar to gamepass.........the EA one? And how does he justify the monthly scrip?
Hmm, where have we heard this scenario before?

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At least the guy actually started the project.
At least he stays consistent with his lying.
 
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