Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Allegedly Bam is in a rehab facility and for whatever reason he really doesn’t want people knowing this so he has Nikki and Novak putting pressure on anyone trying to keep tabs on him. This is a Reddit link from the earlier posted group where they discuss it.
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There’s a YouTuber named CJ Halliday who covers Jackass related gossip in addition to other shit. He reposted a Novak Cameo video where Novak states that Bam was in rehab and CJ was bullied by Nikki into removing it from YouTube.
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The comment sections of his new Bam videos are filled with salt from Bam fans:
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(Imagine giving this much of a fuck about Bam)
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“U GuiSE dOnT unD3rsTaND ItS naWT hISs faULt BLAme fAk3 fr33nZsss”

Reddit also alleges that Novak has been the one giving most of the insider gossip in exchange for cash on Cameo.
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Awesome grift from the punk rock Joel Osteen.

To summarize, Bam may be in rehab but Nikki doesn’t want anyone to know.
Why?

While Nikki might be able to scare Gen Z retards into taking down content or pressure Reddit staff into closing that subreddit but what happens when Nikki finds out about this forum and tries this shit on Null?

In other news, Bam is already booking dates to host his friends live show in the UK, five dates in total for 2022. Surely this can only end well.
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Rogowski said:
There’s a YouTuber named CJ Halliday who covers Jackass related gossip in addition to other shit. He reposted a Novak Cameo video where Novak states that Bam was in rehab and CJ was bullied by Nikki into removing it from YouTube.
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Anyone interested in the Bam saga should follow that channel. A while back CJ posted some videos of Novak and he (Novak) reminded me alot of Gylenhall's character in the movie Nightcrawler. Just as slimy as when he was a heroin addict


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(Imagine giving this much of a fuck about Bam)
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Imagine saying that while taking part in a discussion about Bam's personal life on a thread dedicated to Bam

Rogowski said:
“U GuiSE dOnT unD3rsTaND ItS naWT hISs faULt BLAme fAk3 fr33nZsss”
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malt ipecac said:
It's obvious Novak isn't sober. Hurts to watch.
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One thing I do believe with Bam is when he tattletales on Novak not being on the wagon and thus a fraud. And I think it's very plausible that Knoxville gets his monthly Adderall prescription and uses it by downing & snorting with Scotch Whisky on the side.

But here's the thing, there's functional people who might put some strain on their bodies with some recreational drug use and then there's junkie shitbags. Bam is a total junkie shitbag at this point.

Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O are still frankly amazing daredevil stuntmen. They had to be hospitalized for hurting themselves during a Jackass 4 stunt. Johnny says he had another concussion and a broke rib doing J4. Steve-O busted his shoulder. They're still living and moving forward.

Paramount fired Bam's ass because they understandably said "If this guy fucks himself up and gets prescribed painkillers we might find out he overdosed next week." Can anyone blame them? It's not like they let Novak do stunts he's not in Jackass 4 either.

What did Bam want? For the Jackass crew to walk off set for their brother Bam? Film gets shelved and nobody gets a payday?
 
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Rogowski said:
Allegedly Bam is in a rehab facility and for whatever reason he really doesn’t want people knowing this so he has Nikki and Novak putting pressure on anyone trying to keep tabs on him. This is a Reddit link from the earlier posted group where they discuss it.
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There’s a YouTuber named CJ Halliday who covers Jackass related gossip in addition to other shit. He reposted a Novak Cameo video where Novak states that Bam was in rehab and CJ was bullied by Nikki into removing it from YouTube.
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The comment sections of his new Bam videos are filled with salt from Bam fans:
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(Imagine giving this much of a fuck about Bam)
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“U GuiSE dOnT unD3rsTaND ItS naWT hISs faULt BLAme fAk3 fr33nZsss”

Reddit also alleges that Novak has been the one giving most of the insider gossip in exchange for cash on Cameo.
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Awesome grift from the punk rock Joel Osteen.

To summarize, Bam may be in rehab but Nikki doesn’t want anyone to know.
Why?

While Nikki might be able to scare Gen Z retards into taking down content or pressure Reddit staff into closing that subreddit but what happens when Nikki finds out about this forum and tries this shit on Null?

In other news, Bam is already booking dates to host his friends live show in the UK, five dates in total for 2022. Surely this can only end well.
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Bam and his fans will blame anyone but Bam for his problems. He's been circling the drain for a long time and it's probably because no one has held him accountable for his actions ever in his life. He's a perpetual child and that's just sad for the people who care about him.
 
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Little Dark Age said:
Short of hating on rapists & child molesters/people who knowingly get their kicks from hurting others, I've rarely seen people on KF actually root for someone to fail. (I mostly stick to beauty parlor though, so ymmv.) When they do, they end up with a top hat. But anyone who lurks KF long enough knows that "uwu I hope he gets his life together!! We're rooting for u Bam!!" is going to end up with 50 puzzle pieces and rainbows. It isn't that people WANT to see him suffer, it's that they know he won't change.

So what are people doing? Something more realistic, in-between. They're trying to figure out what might have happened, speculating on what's happening now, and- yes- guessing what may happen next. It isn't pretty, but very, VERY few cows who've made it to an active thread KF turn their lives around.

We gawk and speculate, but I don't think "expecting him to OD after turning tricks for fent" is something most *hope* will happen. I know I don't, anyway. But come on, do you really expect Bam of all people to be the exception to the rule?
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People on KF root for people to fail all the time lol what the fuck are you even talking about?
 
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I love that TMZ is using that outdated picture of Bam when he was at his fattest. Salt in the wound right there.
Anyways, I'll just post an archive and a copy of the TMZ article.
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'Jackass' Director Gets Permanent Restraining Order Against Bam Marge…

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Bam Margera won't be anywhere near a 'Jackass' film set anytime soon, because he now has to stay away from its director, Jeff Tremaine, for a very long time.

Jeff, who claims Bam has recently threatened his life, was granted a restraining order Tuesday ... and it requires Bam to keep at least 100 yards away from Jeff for the next 3 years.

He's not allowed to contact Jeff in any way -- ditto for the director's wife and kids.

TMZ broke the story ... Jeff sought protection from his onetime pal after Bam recently went on a fuming rant against Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville.

JT claimed Bam was sending him increasingly disturbing messages, threatened his children and made a comment that Tremaine and Knoxville can "pencil in there [sic] death certificate."

The director said he feared for his family's and his own personal safety, so he filed for the restraining order ... and clearly presented enough evidence for the judge to sign off.

Bam's already been kicked off "Jackass 4," and the restraining order likely means a reunion is not in the works.
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
I love that TMZ is using that outdated picture of Bam when he was at his fattest. Salt in the wound right there.
Anyways, I'll just post an archive and a copy of the TMZ article.
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Well, if Bam isn’t offering TMZ a whiny response to this ruling then he’s definitely in rehab. Bam usually rushes to TMZ to offer his take on anything, hell he even calls them up first to let them know he’s a very angry boy or has just crashed a car. I can’t imagine how many times he called them up hulking out over being fired.

His constant shucking and jiving to TMZ was some of his most embarrassing behavior outside of IG.

malt ipecac said:
It's obvious Novak isn't sober. Hurts to watch.
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Dude has his sales patter down. Pretty funny getting paid for doing gossipy cameos about his old friends. Is his motivational speech work drying up that bad or does he just need drug money?
 
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Bam and his fans will blame anyone but Bam for his problems. He's been circling the drain for a long time and it's probably because no one has held him accountable for his actions ever in his life. He's a perpetual child and that's just sad for the people who care about him.
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The sad thing is I've been pretty close to where he is. Not the being rich and famous surrounded by sycophants part, but so deep into alcoholism that you literally go insane. The reason he looks so drained and pathetic is because his body is currently screaming at him that he is dying, this is also why he coughs so much. I can't explain it but when you are that deep into it you are always coughing, you're not eating much, I'd be surprised if he is drinking much water, his piss is probably the color of diarrhea by now.

All that stuff with the striggoli or whatever the fuck it's called, that's a perfect example of a man who has actually pickled his brain in liquor, which also has the side effect of making one extremely confrontational for no reason. I would not be surprised if he's put his fist through a wall in his home, threatened his wife, etc. See the mindset of the alcoholic - or booze junkie - is that you feel like you're on a different wavelength than everybody else. He is also at the point where he thinks he's outsmarted everyone and is hiding it beneath fistfuls of pills and probably coke. The cool thing about booze is that if you drink too much it has a self-regulating effect of making you feel like shit. But if you start mixing in pills and uppers to chase the hangovers away, you get the feeling you've figured out some secret system nobody else has, which coupled wtith the innate "you know what YOUR problem is?" attitude of the drunk has you lashing out at the world. This is also the zone where people overdose.
I bet if you met Bam in person right now, his hands would be shaking. The handwriting on those weird threatening Instagram drawings is like a toddler, which may be why he invented his own dumb gay handwriting so nobody can tell.

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I mean just look at his fucking handwriting here on "tackle box repair" lol
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