Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I wish I knew as much as this dumb cunt doesn't know. I'd be unstoppable.

If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.
Used to do something similar as an actual job. No arse-wiping though. edited to cut out pointless context that added nothing to the discussion.

I'll do it, if Amber can supply a Karcher K4 Power Control 130 Bar Portable Pressure Washer with a flow rate of upto 420 l/h to do the "dirty work" with.
 
Used to do something similar as an actual job. No arse-wiping though. edited to cut out pointless context that added nothing to the discussion.

I'll do it, if Amber can supply a Karcher K4 Power Control 130 Bar Portable Pressure Washer with a flow rate of upto 420 l/h to do the "dirty work" with.
I always thought those were meant for cleaning windows.
 
I always thought those were meant for cleaning windows.
They will strip the top layer of grime off pretty much any surface. I suspect you could get the cling-ons out of her presumably dark and wirey butt-pubes with one blast from at least six feet away.

I have found a productive solution to a real problem, which is more than what Amber has done this week.
 
Her logic is so bewildering to me. She literally turns her nose at The Butler for believing in ghosts because “if they were real there would be footage of them” (Which out of everything paranormal ghost videos probably take up the most of in terms of media.

But a well documented event that has footage, multiple types of footage is fake and gay.
 
She'd probably get a fuck ton of engagement and attention if she made a video schooling all us Haydurz on why the moon landing was so obviously fake.

Take that idea for free Fatty, I'd enjoy seeing you hit half a million views just to be torn apart and laughed at in the comments. I'd also want to see your genuine attempt at pretending to know anything of value.
 
She did research! Hours and hours and hours of it!
Well, she planned to but then found out what a New York Stack is.

But seriously, I would like to hear Ambers take on this kind of thing, it's far more interesting than what she currently talks about. I feel like she won't do it as she worries about what people will think and say.
 
I haven't seen it mentioned yet but Nikocado talked shit about Amberlynn yesterday again in this video (which is a Q&A):


@40:55
Someone asks him what his opinion is on the mess with Amberlynn and Foodie Beauty (he censors out him saying their names outloud but you can read his lips). He says that "one of those two is way worse than the other" because one lies about EVERYTHING including medical stuff which he finds morally wrong. He's clearly referring, yet again, to Amberlynn lying about her cancer. He also says she has a bad attitude and he doesn't think it's an act. I wonder if this triggered her yesterday before her live as well.
 
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