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WolverineGuy22 said:
DSP sitting in chat ranting to the clouds about Youtube, while subjecting his 4 participants to shitty fan music.
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The fuckface never says how he thinks Youtube should be run. He just complains that it isn't run right. He wants to be Youtube's customer so he can whine...but he also wants to be their employee and get money. And if you believe him (lol), he only watched a video he's in (Quartering puff piece) and some unknown Let's Player who he won't even fucking engage with.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
ATC: Southwest 1488 proceed to Runway 36L, taxi via Bravo, cross Runway 27L and hold short of Runway 36R.

DSP: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RUNWAY YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME!
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always makes me laugh rewatching that clip. Just the sheer audacity of this guy at an event to be so vulgar and assholish is such foreshadowing for his life.
 
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Hogan of the South said:
always makes me laugh rewatching that clip. Just the sheer audacity of this guy at an event to be so vulgar and assholish is such foreshadowing for his life.
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According to Phil, he was extremely cordial to everyone before that moment, but those shithead imbeciles who were running the tournament wrongly called him to play the game more than 5 times, and so he eventually snapped.

So you know, the usual lying because he can't accept that he's a POS.

WolverineGuy22 said:
DSP sitting in chat ranting to the clouds about Youtube, while subjecting his 4 participants to shitty fan music.

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What exactly is the rationale behind gifted subs? It just leads to fake growth. People who sub to your channel should be people interested in your channel, not random folks that were randomly gifted.

Sure, it makes sense from a business standpoint, since LonelyCoffee would spend thousands to make his master seem like he has 1000 true fans. So I guess that's all that matters to Phil.
 
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Everytime Phil talks about People told me this people told me that this is all i can think about
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Now that the departnering drama is dying down his streams are slower than molasses travelling uphill (EDIT: in January). Phil has always associated viewership and success with hot new AAA titles so my theory is that he's convinced himself the Series X hype is going to revitalize his channel.
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Someone mentioned it in a comment I can't be bothered to find, but Phil is like one of those cargo cults. (Kudos to whoever it was, I couldn't remember that term). He gets money and assumes it was something he did, and so he ends up in this unending cycle of trying to replicate the results while unaware that he really has nothing to do with it.

This time it's "if i can just get on the hype train early, i can reclaim my lost viewers".
 
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So it looks like he got another tip, but it didn't show up on screen.

Apparently it's been happening with "some people "recently. Although I can remember that he said that this wasn't happening with anyone else who was tipping except for one particular person one time, so that's interesting...

The person who tipped also told him in his tip response to play an RPG game called prominence poker...

Sounds like that would be right up Phil's alley! It's not about blowing real money and wasting shit away, it's about having fun! Right?
 
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RougeRed said:
Someone mentioned it in a comment I can't be bothered to find, but Phil is like one of those cargo cults. (Kudos to whoever it was, I couldn't remember that term). He gets money and assumes it was something he did, and so he ends up in this unending cycle of trying to replicate the results while unaware that he really has nothing to do with it.

This time it's "if i can just get on the hype train early, i can reclaim my lost viewers".
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I don't think Phil will ever get this concept of "Its not the game its the streamer" That brings in the views, fuck I've known streams to pull 3x amount the viewer gets on his best day with shitty games.

Phil is just a fucking unimaginative turd that will never get this concept.
 
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the khat quaffer said:
It's kinda sad when I think on it. Literally no one would notice or even care if Phil were to go. Khat the homie hopper would just move onto her next mark. The neighbors wouldn't care. He has no friends or family to speak of. Like most cows, the only ones that would notice or mourn their tragic demise would be us.
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This is something I've never even thought about. Phil fucking hates us most of all - we're the mentally ill cultists whose lives are dedicated to orchestrating his downfall. But when he finally kicks the bucket, most likely on stream, as others have suggested, those same mentally ill cultists are gonna be the only ones lighting a candle to his memory, even in irony.

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Fill Bern El said:
DSP just said Metroid Prime wasn't "like the classics." Like I understand in the grand scheme of gaming it's not the oldest thing ever, but shit it's fucking 20 years old. How is it not a classic in and of itself?
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He wasn't a console gamer during the early-mid 2000s, he was hanging out in the arcades playing all those other arcade games, so supposedly he missed out on half a generation of games.

But then he contradicts himself and says that he played a metroid game on the GBA (can't remember if it was Zero Mission or Fusion).

Seems like he underestimates just how long ago that period of time was now, likes jesus, the Gamecube released almost 20 years ago now!
 
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Mask is completely off now. He just said that his old commentary when he was making those "friend request" videos, where he ridicule his own fans, was "offensive" because people don't understand that it was just jokes and everyone is just sensitive today.

He didn't change a bit. Well, let's just say that his mentality is still stationary.
 
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