Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

They wouldn't even tell her what "bad stuff" is, lest Satan have nested himself in her and told her things like, "you don't have to be a subservient wife and baby factory" or "you can get an education and not compromise your morals".

Mostly, the kids seemed shit terrified of Jill. They're all walking on eggshells lest they get the switch, or yet another day without food. Jill and David firmly believe in the transformative power of fasting - for the kids, silly! - and obviously they've employed it liberally.

Nurie has been away from home almost a year and still hasn't gained anything outside the weight of her fetus. Jill's 12 daily phone calls and texts in between are doing their job of scaring Nurie out of eating an ounce more than she "deserves".
Id be surprised if Nurie ever looks nourished. A childhood of food deprivation can commonly lead to being an underweight adult, even when food is readily available.

The kids might become a “normal weight” away from Jill, but I’d be surprised if any ever get fat or overweight, especially the girls since Jill has drummed the need to be thin into them. The kids have never had enough food to eat for emotional comfort, boredom or pleasure - only bare sustenance.

Feeling hungry or having little food on the stomach is what feels normal to them, so over eating or eating large amounts will feel uncomfortable. It’s similar to how fat kids easily become fat adults due to what feels “normal” to them - emotional eating, eating out of boredom, constantly feeling full.
We can only hope. For African woman a lot of them don’t have anything else to dress in? Not to mention how high the rape count is in those countries. Her daughter doesn’t have to worry about that considering her horse face.
Nurie fails to see that most African women wear full length smocks or wraps plus head covers out of real necessity. They do this to protect their skin from the insects and sun more than modesty.

If you live in a country with endemic malaria and all manner of nasty vicious biting insects you too would cover as much skin as possible with thin cotton fabric.

Even the remaining remote tribes in Africa that don’t wear as much clothing slather their bodies in mud and red clay to protect themselves.
 
Another view of the crib cage, absolutely horrifying (her and the cage). tumblr_eae50ed6bc758661c27df83a1bb34afc_b27379d1_640.jpg
 
Was lurking on reddit for more content and found this drawing and died laughing.
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Saw this and died laughing, wish I had photo editing programs to do something like this with her crazier photos.
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Thought this was funny as hell considering they have no jobs.
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Also is Nurie living in a camper?
 
Another view of the crib cage, absolutely horrifying (her and the cage).View attachment 2270238
Haha look at Jill, posing with the product she took while pregnant with Janessa, who by total coincidence had a SEVERE in utero stroke. She's now four years old and we still never really see her walking - someone is always carrying her, or she's in a wagon.

Also is Nurie living in a camper?
Yes, she and Nathan live in a camper next to his parents house, just as her brother Tim lives in a camper at their parents' house. Fundies and campers are like peas and carrots apparently.
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Haha look at Jill, posing with the product she took while pregnant with Janessa, who by total coincidence had a SEVERE in utero stroke. She's now four years old and we still never really see her walking - someone is always carrying her, or she's in a wagon.


Yes, she and Nathan live in a camper next to his parents house, just as her brother Tim lives in a camper at their parents' house. Fundies and campers are like peas and carrots apparently.
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It's so weird it's like they are some other version of gypsies, they all do campers too lol. Yeah very weird to see a 4 yr old not running around constantly.
 
It was the "nice" olive garden. Notice how they only took her and not all the kids. Imagine sitting at home while your fat hog parents and 1 sibling go out to
eat. I also find it creepy when parents are obsessed with their childrens virginity and sexual life.
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He didn't hear his children trying to warn him not to drink the hummingbird food?
Okay, I've wondered this before but never came to a conclusion: has he gotten so used to tuning them all out that he actually doesn't hear or notice his kids anymore or is David an actual tard?
More like, he's the patriarch and thus no one can even SUGGEST something to him. And, the food order is always thus: dad as much as he wants; mom as much as she wants; then the boys; then the girls come last.

So when he started chugging an entire bottle of flavorless hummingbird feeder sugar water, and the children started to stutter in his general direction, he probably exploded at them and kept drinking until Jill moseyed over and laughed at him.
 
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That reveal was...surprisingly normal. As long as Nurie and Nathan are excited, I'm happy for them. Especially happy it isn't a girl that'll become a sister mom. No one caught on fire and there were no explosions so it's alright.

I'll leave my expectations for the upcoming posts mama will make through the rest of the pregnancy knowing now it's a boy.
 
Even though Jill must have paid a hefty dowry to the Kellers to get Nathan to marry sweet precious Nurie, I have to say he does seem really good for her. They appear to genuinely like being around each other.

Couldn't they have gone to the dollar store and gotten an actual piece of posterboard for $2 though? Jill's old Plexus shipping box -- half ripped -- doesn't seem to have the same wow factor.
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I guess Jill never got to the part of the Bible where suicide condemns one to hell.
I think that's mainly a Catholic belief. The belief in my Church is that suicide is a sin like any other. If you're saved you can still go to Heaven.

I'm sure there are other Christian denominations that believe suicide automatically equals Hell, but it's not an all encompassing belief.
 
Even though Jill must have paid a hefty dowry to the Kellers to get Nathan to marry sweet precious Nurie, I have to say he does seem really good for her. They appear to genuinely like being around each other.

Couldn't they have gone to the dollar store and gotten an actual piece of posterboard for $2 though? Jill's old Plexus shipping box -- half ripped -- doesn't seem to have the same wow factor.
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I wonder if that shirt was her used moms shirt, it's all ripped up at the bottom. I feel bad for these kids because they are so rushed to get married to have sex, kiss, and hold hands that I can see a lot of them ending up unhappy in their choice. It's why"courting" is usually so quick. Then out pops a baby because they dont use birth control. I hope they can be happy.
 
I wonder if that shirt was her used moms shirt, it's all ripped up at the bottom. I feel bad for these kids because they are so rushed to get married to have sex, kiss, and hold hands that I can see a lot of them ending up unhappy in their choice. It's why"courting" is usually so quick. Then out pops a baby because they dont use birth control. I hope they can be happy.
I can't find it right now, but I very clearly remember seeing Jill wearing that shirt a long time ago. I have a visceral hatred of those shirts.
 
Anyone ever heard of the Turpin Family? They were a fundie family with 13 kids whose story has a lot of eerie parallels to this bunch's -- especially regarding how the kids were treated.

Unlike the Rodrigues clan, they kept under the radar for the most part, and dodged CPS and law enforcement more successfully. Eventually one of the daughters escaped their prison-like house, and notified authorities, leading to the arrest of the parents and their eventual conviction for multiple counts of child abuse. The kids were all placed in special care, as they were too physically and psychologically damaged to be in regular foster homes.

Here's a good book about the case. Again -- lots of disturbing similarities to the Rodrigues tribe.
 
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Anyone ever heard of the Turpin Family? They were a fundie family with 13 kids whose story has a lot of eerie parallels to this bunch's -- especially regarding how the kids were treated.

Unlike the Rodrigues clan, they kept under the radar for the most part, and dodged CPS and law enforcement more successfully. Eventually one of the daughters escaped their prison-like house, and notified authorities, leading to the arrest of the parents and their eventual conviction for multiple counts of child abuse. The kids were all placed in special care, as they were too physically and psychologically damaged to be in regular foster homes.

Here's a good book about the case. Again -- lots of disturbing similarities to the Rodrigues tribe.
These are the people I kept comparing them to in my mind, but I forgot their name- Turpin. What a horrible surname and the dad’s haircut lol.
 
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