Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

Meh, at most he could play a goblin extra in a Troll 2 remake. Wouldn't need a mask.

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Oh no... He Venmoed a dollar to that thot
And then he's gonna Venmo a dollar to me

OHHH MAAAIII GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

HEY--WE DO NOT PISS ON PLIGHTS!

 

[Miss Misery]

Might be because the Gibb brothers wrote a bunch of their songs.

Which ones? Almost all of their popular songs were Boyce/Hart, Goffin/King, Neil Diamond, and Actual Monkee Michael Nesmith.

Even though they never really did write their own songs, they did at least play the songs written for them (after a scrap with the label)

Michael Nesmith wrote a lot of their songs, and the other guys wrote a few themselves.

Shame on you for perpetuating Monkees falsehoods!

(Gimme puzzles.)

 

[LiveFromNS]

Which ones? Almost all of their popular songs were Boyce/Hart, Goffin/King, Neil Diamond, and Actual Monkee Michael Nesmith.


Michael Nesmith wrote a lot of their songs, and the other guys wrote a few themselves.

Shame on you for perpetuating Monkees falsehoods!

(Gimme puzzles.)

Ahhh the Monkees! LOL

After my avatar blew everyone away at the Monterey Pop Festival, shortly thereafter the Jimi Hendrix Experience embarked on their first US Tour. Opening for the American Beatles! Jimi's act of eating out his guitar, fucking his amps and then smashing his guitar, along with his insane volume and overt sexual lyrics, like Foxy Lady and Fire, kind of wasn't what the young early-teen girls were prepared for! HAHA Management came up with a story that the Daughters of the American Revolution were up in arms so they could get the group off the tour.

Jimi was always the closing act after that, top billing everywhere. No one could follow him when he played live.

Here is a nice pic:

As for Russell, he is still a goofball. Its been about a month since Mr. Skordas filed his reply on Russ' lawsuit against Null and the Farms. Hope we get something new soon on that case. Checked PacerMonitor and nothing since the reply.

 

[Pee Cola]

Michael Nesmith wrote a lot of their songs, and the other guys wrote a few themselves.

I wonder how much Liquid Paper he went through during the song writing process.

 

[Miss Misery]

I wonder how much Liquid Paper he went through during the song writing process.

Gotta keep mom in business!

 

[Cilleystring]

Jason Voorhees.

Doesn't even have to talk. Gets to stalk and terrorize women. Gets to wear a cool mask too. But at 5'2" and scrawny, would he really be that scary? Is a pint-sized slasher really that terrifying?

But he'd need to terrifyingly and confidently walk towards the victim, not limp and shuffle like a hunchback gimp.

Seems terrifying enough to me

 

[Constellationzero]

Russell just might snazz up a Garbage Pail Kids movie reboot. He could be a Garbage Pail Kid or...

A resident of the State Home For the Ugly

* Too gimpy
* Too slurpy
* Too drooly
* Too smelly
* Too greasy

Aaaaand...

* TOO MANY PLIGHTS

 

[BigTed]

I'm jumping the gun here, but after acting, where does anyone go from: writing, music and politics, all done by someone else? We can remove radio from this idea, (KSLOB IN THE AM), but there's gotta be another avenue to super sex stardom that hasn't been tried yet.

 

[formerfatcow]

I'm jumping the gun here, but after acting, where does anyone go from: writing, music and politics, all done by someone else? We can remove radio from this idea, (KSLOB IN THE AM), but there's gotta be another avenue to super sex stardom that hasn't been tried yet.

There's always art. I could see him finger painting.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Of note
All three links he posted are to dead sites

marketing genius

 

[StinkySnack]

Of note
All three links he posted are to dead sites

marketing genius

What’re you referring to? Your post lacks any context.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Which ones? Almost all of their popular songs were Boyce/Hart, Goffin/King, Neil Diamond, and Actual Monkee Michael Nesmith.


Michael Nesmith wrote a lot of their songs, and the other guys wrote a few themselves.

Shame on you for perpetuating Monkees falsehoods!

(Gimme puzzles.)

My apologies, I should have said they never wrote any of their HIT songs.

Wasn't bagging on them I promise. I gots me a soft spot for em as I often caught their goofy-ass show in reruns when I was growing up. Hell, Daydream Believer is still in my mp3 rotation.

Besides, unlike a certain busted-faced eternally thirsty talentless pipsqueak we know of who never did and never will do a lick of the work required to actually become a famous musician, all of the Monkees worked as hard as they could as actors AND musicians to become worthy of their fame.

 

[Pip Squeak]

I'm jumping the gun here, but after acting, where does anyone go from: writing, music and politics, all done by someone else? We can remove radio from this idea, (KSLOB IN THE AM), but there's gotta be another avenue to super sex stardom that hasn't been tried yet.

An Olympic athlete. He’ll be out there thinking no disabled person ever has beaten their disability through athletics and talk about how hard it is to do walking and stuff with a frozen face.

Meanwhile he’ll be suing the Olympic board for not giving him a medal for his efforts.

 

[The Dude]

I'm jumping the gun here, but after acting, where does anyone go from: writing, music and politics, all done by someone else? We can remove radio from this idea, (KSLOB IN THE AM), but there's gotta be another avenue to super sex stardom that hasn't been tried yet.

Politician. It will only be a matter of time that Russhole convinces himself that the only proper station for himself with the proper level of fame, fortune, authority and power will be that of a politician. And just like his views on attaining fame in "The Biz" by starting at the bottom and working his way up, he will believe he is above such things as hard work and dues paid to climb the ladder, and he will try to jump right into running for PotUS or something similar.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

He could do exploitation film roles like Ralphus from Blood Sucking Freaks.

He's a definite for some ultra-trashy Troma movie.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Politician. It will only be a matter of time that Russhole convinces himself that the only proper station for himself with the proper level of fame, fortune, authority and power will be that of a politician. And just like his views on attaining fame in "The Biz" by starting at the bottom and working his way up, he will believe he is above such things as hard work and dues paid to climb the ladder, and he will try to jump right into running for PotUS or something similar.

If he becomes POTUS that would be fucking hilarious

 

[Cilleystring]

If he becomes POTUS that would be fucking hilarious

"Mr. President we've loaded up air force one with all the hookers you requested, but we still haven't been able to track down Taylor Swift. We believe she fled south to Mexico. We depart this afternoon to track her down"

 

[The Dude]

If he becomes POTUS that would be fucking hilarious

He'd be pissed that he can't just change laws and impose his will like he wants. And he would still have to pay to get laid.

 

[brooky]

An Olympic athlete. He’ll be out there thinking no disabled person ever has beaten their disability through athletics and talk about how hard it is to do walking and stuff with a frozen face.

Meanwhile he’ll be suing the Olympic board for not giving him a medal for his efforts.

I suppose the Paralympics wouldn't be good enough for him.

Also lol, I didn't realize some of these requirements were so vague. He qualifies like 4 times over, except for being an athlete.

"The Paralympic Movement offers sport opportunities for athletes with physical, vision and/or intellectual impairments that have at least one of the following 10 eligible impairments: Impaired muscle power, Impaired passive range of movement, Limb deficiency, Leg length difference, Short stature, Muscle tension, Uncoordinated movement, Involuntary movements, Vision impairment, Intellectual Impairment."

Imagine him discovering how manly and jacked some real Paralympic athletes are.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I'm jumping the gun here, but after acting, where does anyone go from: writing, music and politics, all done by someone else? We can remove radio from this idea, (KSLOB IN THE AM), but there's gotta be another avenue to super sex stardom that hasn't been tried yet.

Porn, maybe Russ can find fame in ugly bastard section on pornhub.
(He won't but it would be a funny arc in the story of his trainwreck of a life)