DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Chandler Bing]

Phil thinks a heat wave is mid 70s, he wouldn't survive in those places. Phil also said he wanted to move to the west coast so he could go to game events, sf events and whatever else. He's just a fucking idiot, so his decisions never really make sense.

Big life choices based on vidya games and consoomerism.

Not a children's entertainer btw.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Lol. No self-awareness whatsoever.

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[UsedUp]

For those of us that grew up on the internet pre youtube and especially way before live streaming gameplay. Kids were inspired by astronauts, sports ball players, skateboarder, race car drivers, musicians and actors. Now days little derichs wanna grow up and be DSP, a gaymer!

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Remember when one of Phil's main arguments against Youtube was the uncontrollable, unreadable, relentless pace of the chat? How he so much preferred Twitch because he could read the chat and respond to people (even though he only did it if you gave him money or spammed the same question ten times like Derich)?

How's that working out for you now, Phil?

 

[PieceofShet]

"Next week I stream 8 days a row!"

 

[Madmartigan]

I mean still he could get contacts if he hates glasses so much. The other thing is his choice of Washington state for income tax purposes. Why chose that state when there are better states for him like Nevada or Florida to choose from.

IIRC, Florida was actually Leanna's first choice when they were figuring out where they wanted to move. Not that Leanna necessarily ever really had a say in the matter.
Ironically, Phil's life could have been at least a bit better if he had decided to go with Florida. The cost of moving (which he complained countless times about) would likely have been quite a bit lower since it's a couple thousand miles closer to where he originally lived.
The cost of living is also lower in Florida than it is in Washington.
Texas was a consideration at some point for them as well, which would have also been a better choice.
It's not surprising that Phil ruled FL and TX out though, considering he fears dying of a heat stroke when the temperature gets a degree above 65.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

For those of us that grew up on the internet pre youtube and especially way before live streaming gameplay. Kids were inspired by astronauts, sports ball players, skateboarder, race car drivers, musicians and actors. Now days little derichs wanna grow up and be DSP, a gaymer!

How dare you assume little derichs wants to be gaymers!.........they much rather try to be porn stars!

 

[Pargon]

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*plays a 10+ year-old RPG that he’s presented to his audience multiple times already and that goddamn everyone has likely played themselves on account of it being an award-winning game*

“whys everyone so quiet idgi”

IIRC, Florida was actually Leanna's first choice when they were figuring out where they wanted to move. Not that Leanna necessarily ever really had a say in the matter.
Ironically, Phil's life could have been at least a bit better if he had decided to go with Florida. The cost of moving (which he complained countless times about) would likely have been quite a bit lower since it's a couple thousand miles closer to where he originally lived.
The cost of living is also lower in Florida than it is in Washington.
Texas was a consideration at some point for them as well, which would have also been a better choice.
It's not surprising that Phil ruled FL and TX out though, considering he fears dying of a heat stroke when the temperature gets a degree above 65.

There is also a preponderance of brown people in both of those states. Phil lives just outside one of the largest Big Tech areas in the country, an industry, for good or ill, which is dominated by white people (and Chikky-Chang-Wangs, but Phil doesn’t bite his nails over them).

 

[Kornheiser]

*plays a 10+ year-old RPG that he’s presented to his audience multiple times already and that goddamn everyone has likely played themselves on account of it being an award-winning game*

“whys everyone so quiet idgi”

There is also a preponderance of brown people in both of those states. Phil lives just outside one of the largest Big Tech areas in the country, an industry, for good or ill, which is dominated by white people (and Chikky-Chang-Wangs, but Phil doesn’t bite his nails over them).

He still could have moved to South Dakota or Eastern Tennessee and his cost of living would be much lower than the Seattle area. Hell he could have moved to Reno Nevada and it wouldn’t be too far from his plans of going to gaming conventions on the West Coast. The states that are so hot he can be in an air conditioned house all the time so I don’t get it his aversion to heat if he never leaves it.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

ran off for a break at $81

OIC needs to step the fuck up

 

[IHateMyJob]

ran off for a break at $81

OIC needs to step the fuck up

He'll magically comeback from break to a large tip most likely from OneMinuteMan or another sock that always tips during his breaks.

 

[Schmeckel]

I mean still he could get contacts if he hates glasses so much. The other thing is his choice of Washington state for income tax purposes. Why chose that state when there are better states for him like Nevada or Florida to choose from.

Florida would kill him almost instantly with the massive amount of "heat." And, if not the heat, his fingers would be chewed to nubs with the non-whiteys there.

Nevada has a few places that MIGHT be ok. Reno would be the most likely choice, or maybe even just Virginia City (which has Reno right down the road) if he wants a smaller, nicer place that's close enough to a place to do his weekly shopping and still have access to stuff. Plus, if he ever walks down the main drag of VC, passers by might actually see a nasty lookin' prospector with his donkey on the sidewalk at the same time as a pig and his horse. VC is actually a pretty neat little place to visit.

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Vegas would destroy him, not just because his gambling addiction, but because the heat here is unreal sometimes. Overnight lows in the summer are closer to his daytime highs in Reeeenton. Of the other somewhat decently sized towns, Elko might be about the only one that he might survive in. There's a moderate amount of places to buy shit, it's not very heavily populated, pretty quiet all things considered (it's more a mining and some farming town), and the temperatures are nice in the summer. Winter could be a bear, cause they can really get hit with some snow.

But, if he ever has to move, it'll be back to actual-mom's house when his Wakhando is pried from his stubby little fingers. He ain't going anyplace else.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Every time I see Phil bitching that his chat is slow I think of this

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?​

 

[Kornheiser]

Florida would kill him almost instantly with the massive amount of "heat." And, if not the heat, his fingers would be chewed to nubs with the non-whiteys there.

Nevada has a few places that MIGHT be ok. Reno would be the most likely choice, or maybe even just Virginia City (which has Reno right down the road) if he wants a smaller, nicer place that's close enough to a place to do his weekly shopping and still have access to stuff. Plus, if he ever walks down the main drag of VC, passers by might actually see a nasty lookin' prospector with his donkey on the sidewalk at the same time as a pig and his horse. VC is actually a pretty neat little place to visit.

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Vegas would destroy him, not just because his gambling addiction, but because the heat here is unreal sometimes. Overnight lows in the summer are closer to his daytime highs in Reeeenton. Of the other somewhat decently sized towns, Elko might be about the only one that he might survive in. There's a moderate amount of places to buy shit, it's not very heavily populated, pretty quiet all things considered (it's more a mining and some farming town), and the temperatures are nice in the summer. Winter could be a bear, cause they can really get hit with some snow.

But, if he ever has to move, it'll be back to actual-mom's house when his Wakhando is pried from his stubby little fingers. He ain't going anyplace else.

I would love to see Phil do a Vegas vacation just to see how bad he would get fucked by the casino staff for getting drunk on free gin.

 

[gh0stzero]

Ah, that's where you're wrong. Didn't @DontEatSilicaGel try and create an account with his address and since you need to verify it through said email address it wouldn't let him create it.

Hope that makes sense, much like our boy DSP I've had a couple o' gins whilst reading here.

If that were true his email would show up in the haveibeenpwned entry for kiwifarms.net under his email but it doesn't

It shows up for a lot of others, but not kiwifarms.

You can also register emails in most databases but never activate them, they stay there until deleted and database storage is kind of a big deal for a forum so I'm sure Josh has backups.

[edit that said there is a lot of angry trannies that would probably love to fill up the kiwi databases with transwomenarewomen@downwithjosh.com

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[bajagoogoo]

So he thought that by moving to a state with no state income tax he did not have to pay federal tax? If so, that boy ain’t right I tell you what.

I think he was trying to avoid business tax by moving to a state with no state tax. Federal he likely owed before the move to WA.

 

[Kornheiser]

I think he was trying to avoid business tax by moving to a state with no state tax. Federal he likely owed before the move to WA.

There is New Hampshire but I’m not familiar with the tax code in that state off the top of my head.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

GG Strive is the best fighting game in a long time for scrubs. It has an extensive tutorial with a lot of love put in so you can learn everything from options to oki to hit confirm to cancels to basic BnBs. The floor system is relaxed and fun so you can fight people at your level and learn. If you've ever thought about getting into fighting games but were too intimidated by the skill-gap and learning curve GGS is a perfect game to start. Phil will play VF5 which is a very technical game because it's free so he gets to dunk on random fratbros on their fifteenth beer buttonmashing, but he won't touch GGS which is far easier to learn because it has tutorials on blocking high and low so the scrubs will be able to recognize his basic bitch gameplay and respond.

It would be fitting for him, there's enough entry level/unga bunga characters, he can make his own lobby, he'll be matched with people of his skill level though my god how much of an ego he'd sperg if he was on floor 7 where it says you're better than average. Though he'll bitch and moan about how the tower and park aren't safe spaces exclusively made for him cause people troll him and the "failed to connect" errors you get when in training while matchmaking.

 

[Comma]

Lol.

-EDIT- Followed by this super weird flex:

Yeah, these low viewer counts are bothering him immensely.