DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Amouranth and another Twitch thot got banned off Twitch after streaming "ASMR", as in streaming in yoga pants with a pigeon mask slamming the microphone and wanting to fart on it.

No, I'm not joking.


https://streamable.com/a2uqfs Cut mirror.

I'm waiting for DSP's take on it.
 
Amouranth and another Twitch thot got banned off Twitch after streaming "ASMR", as in streaming in yoga pants with a pigeon mask slamming the microphone and wanting to fart on it.

No, I'm not joking.


https://streamable.com/a2uqfs Cut mirror.

I'm waiting for DSP's take on it.
So, no longer than about three days until the unban and she's right back on Twitch doing the same shit, then, yeah? I fully expect it and I look forward to pigroach being a massive pissy bitch about it, even though he got special treatment just like the rest of those streamers where every permaban ends up being 3 days tops.

Let's not forget: Phil isn't banned on Twitch, his ban that he ate over the "negger" got reversed after like, a day. Just like every other ban he ever got, reversed after a day or two. He's not on Twitch because he's having a little toddler tantrum about the ban that was never a real ban.

If there's one thing that's always consistent about Twitch, it's that bans no longer exist if you're enough of a cash cow to them. You only get timeouts and they're just a few days at most. You have to be IP2 levels of subhuman filth committing actual felonies on camera to ever get a true permaban.
 
Respectfully disagree. He's said multiple times that people watching him gave his life meaning. Also that video and the way his voice sounded as he desperately tried to scrape together 300 people to claim were watching and how that made him feel better tells me he does care about having fans. Does he care about them more than the money? Probably not. But he wants people to listen to him, take him seriously, and see him as something of a wise sage.

And that's fucking hilarious.
people have watched him explode with life, hint hint

DSP just said "I was never rich".

Remember when he was talking about back in the youtube days and said with googly eyes how much money he got from it? Yea... fuck you dsp.
oh he was rich. he wasnt wealthy but he was rich.
rich = having more money than 90-99% of ppl
wealthy = being in the .01% and not even thinking about money for generations
 
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I am vexed by the people who hate that their behavior is mock worthy yet don't introspectively figure out why people would laugh and why they are upset someone they don't know and don't like is laughing at them.
In my opinion, it is because they are too lazy to change the things that they don't like about themselves, he just hasn't accepted the self-deprecating path that is available because of his pride about stupid shit (pride goes before the fall). I spend near $10k on beer a year- is that any better than giving it to a fat faggot? It all depends on the subjective value of what you get in return for your money... I can't say with a straight face that me wasting my money on beer/weed is objectively better than lonely spending thousands on PPB, it actually might be more healthy if he used all disposable $$ towards PPB than drugs/alcohol/cigarettes?

I'm not trying to find a hill to die on, but, people have eccentric tendencies and there is no accounting for taste. I can still laugh at lonely for wasting his money on PPB and continue to tell myself I'm constantly doing the wrong thing. Some people may not to be able to make that separation in their head.
 
In my opinion, it is because they are too lazy to change the things that they don't like about themselves, he just hasn't accepted the self-deprecating path that is available because of his pride about stupid shit (pride goes before the fall). I spend near $10k on beer a year- is that any better than giving it to a fat faggot? It all depends on the subjective value of what you get in return for your money... I can't say with a straight face that me wasting my money on beer/weed is objectively better than lonely spending thousands on PPB, it actually might be more healthy if he used all disposable $$ towards PPB than drugs/alcohol/cigarettes?

I'm not trying to find a hill to die on, but, people have eccentric tendencies and there is no accounting for taste. I can still laugh at lonely for wasting his money on PPB and continue to tell myself I'm constantly doing the wrong thing. Some people may not to be able to make that separation in their head.
That's the thing, everybody tosses cash away on something they enjoy and it can get into large enough amounts that people who aren't them would wonder why they do it. But most people if you laughed at them for spending that much would have a simple defense of "I'm having fun". These people that DSP have gathered together have some weird shame in handing him $120k+ a year that they will work hard to keep their identity safe (let's face it, if you're afraid of being doxed by sweet deranged Nigel it's because you've got something you don't want people knowing about because generally speaking nobody has ever used a dox to fuck with someone in person) even going so far as to be afraid someone would clip your comments in DSP's channel. I get the psychology of the why but it is ridiculous to me that someone would be that stubborn especially in the name of such a lump of flesh like DSP.
 
Let's not forget: Phil isn't banned on Twitch, his ban that he ate over the "negger" got reversed after like, a day. Just like every other ban he ever got, reversed after a day or two. He's not on Twitch because he's having a little toddler tantrum about the ban that was never a real ban.
don't forget that phil put his spin on the situation and said that his stationary nigger comment got him removed from partnership
 
Well I just spent an hour of my life baiting DSP to play Gojitenks by telling him I was going to pay him $200. Goji kicked his ass and I look forward to the replay of the salt tomorrow. Now, I swear I will never do another gay op because this was boring and stupid. You have no idea how hard it was to pretend to be a DSP simp. Need to take a shower.

Protips:
  • Make it a reasonable amount of money
  • Use a name that sounds like something OIC might use
  • play to DSP's ego and be active in chat
If Goji hadn't left I honestly think I could have kept them playing all night.
 
DSP just said "I was never rich".

Remember when he was talking about back in the youtube days and said with googly eyes how much money he got from it? Yea... fuck you dsp.
Remember when he got departnered and he told us he made more than enough money from the Partner System in order to "get by"
 
Nobody will ever be rich if they spend money just as fast as they make it.

DSP made at least $250k per year at his peak with Machinima. But he blew it all by paying $3500/month for 2 condos and 2 HOAs along with his various other vices.
He went from a rich man to a gypsy beggar. About as likable as one too.
 
Holy shit Phil is the type of person to lay there during sex and have whoever it is do all the work.
Sounds like Khat struck gold. The only thing Phil has that Khat doesn't is other people's hard-earned money. Because besides that he is an adult child who needs to be fed, cleaned, and have his hand held so he can grocery shop. This also explains why there is probably little to no sex in their marriage.
 
funny thing is, Max released 2 videos praising GGS catering to casuals.

So once again Phil is a idiot.

All the pros are in heaven (top floor) where they can try hard all they want, most casuals are in floors 5 and below having fun being casuals.
I grinded my way up to floor 4 from floor 1 and im comfortable in that spot.

The thing that most people dont see in streams, are floors below 6, 6 is where you really start seeing some wild shit.

Phil is just to scared to realize he sucks, because when the game does its initial placement of which floor you should start at, the fight isnt easy, the ai opponent they throw at you will run your shit. He's stuck, if he gets curb stomp he'll start at the bottom and eventually work himself up a few floors before the competition starts wrecking him. if he doesnt place at floor 6 or above at the start, it'll show he isnt the greatest fighting game player around. which will dent his ego, if he does place in floor 6 or above, hes gonna instantly get his shit kicked in by the pros.

Basically if your casual, floors 5 and below is where you will be most comfortable, if your at floor 6, it shows you want to go further. and its a perfect to give the pros their cake and be able to eat it to, and it prevents casuals from running into smurfs. Once you advance a floor, you cant return to the previous floor. unless you just do so bad you get demoted, and the game is quick to kick you back to the floor you should be at after a couple of matches. ive been demoted to floor 3 twice, and it only happened after a massive lose streak. and working back to 4 wasnt a hassle.

Been in the Heaven floors on PC since day 1 of release, there's still shitters in Heaven. I think they might have wintraded to get there but in any case there's a lot of people who play like they've never played a GG/fighting game before, shit's super accessible. DSP refuses to play GG regardless of whether it's super accessible or not though, he's just scared to get fucked and he knows LAAAAHGGGGG excuses won't fly by his viewers when it's rollback, plus you can see the ping on screen, plus you can see the rollback frames on screen, plus the netcode is literally the best ever in a fighting game.
 
The funniest part of DSP crying about chat being dead and telling people to "have conversations" is that he'll turn around and screech at people for talking amongst themselves the next fucking minute because it's not 100% centered on him.
You can't win with Phil. The best way to win is to not play.
 
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