Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

If only a deadly form of Super-AIDS could ravage the troon communities, while the world quietly looks the other way. Unfortunately, none of them are actually fucking in real life, so it would have to be a virus spread via fursuits or diaper manufacturers or something.

just slip it into some HRT’s or hair dye

How is Kevin such a shut-in that he doesn’t notice visitors?

Hard to notice anything when you’re busy live tweeting your life & fighting the misohomotransbia

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

It is absolutely hilarious that Kevin was close enough to one of his Twitter mututals that they actually saw each other, but they are both such fucking weirdos that no one could take the initiative to say hi. "I have anxiety!" "my eyesight is bad!"

Ffs you are two grown ass adults. And it's even better that no one else at the tranch informed Kevin who the visitors were?? Mxtress doesn't seem to be very away of Kev's existence most of the time. The visitors even spent the night and Kev didn't know who it was! Wtf? He can't even like, text one of the other tranchlings to ask?

And how do you have such bad anxiety but you're bold enough to drop in on the tranch without reaching out to any of them first?

Whatever, puzzling out troon thought processes is clearly a waste of time.

 

[Law]

Troons are too self-absorbed for social niceties like greeting the people whose home you're visiting. That pleb-tier shit is for unqueers.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

'Sometimes not a woman'

Wedge - You. Are. NEVER. A. Woman

Reality doesn't work this way - I'm always a woman, whether I be cooking and wearing a dress or whether I'm in army cast-offs off-roading in a truck, it's just not reality that you are 'sometimes' one thing then another...you don't magically become a fish because you're swimming, FFS

This bullying misogynistic POS really grinds my gears - how DARE he tell this woman who she should be attracted to, and why she's 'wrong' to not be attracted to what she isn't?

She has a good point...is he advocating the dreaded conversion therapy?

It's funny how we aren't to question who and what they are attracted to but they think they can berate and browbeat the 'evil cis' for our preferences?
I've lost count how many times I've seen them say they have no interest in fucking 'unqueers' - I wonder how much of that is pure cope though, knowing us 'unqueers' wouldn't go within a mile of them

 

[Law]

This bullying misogynistic POS really grinds my gears - how DARE he tell this woman who she should be attracted to, and why she's 'wrong' to not be attracted to what she isn't?

These idiots also fail to grasp that trying to make a relationship work with someone you're not attracted to is a recipe for misery.

 

[one_time_user]

so, which one was wandering around without pants on?

 

[Pizdec]

. . . because Kevin wasn't wearing pants?

We all know it wasn't just pants, and they're just being nice and not trying to embarrass Kevin. Something something airing it out, something something that's disgusting, something stunting GET OUT BART I'M DILATING.

 

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One of Kevin's mutuals, Gender Faggot, visited the Tranch but didn't even talk to Kevin.
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. . . because Kevin wasn't wearing pants?
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Kevin is whining about the snub and admits he's a cave troll who does no work.
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Wedge debates two bigots who dare question the fact that genital preference = transphobia. Includes such gems as "phalloplasty do look and function the exact same."

Spoiler: Long

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Well, that's Wedge tanty number 7.

 

[Gramh]

I love the weird ideological holes some of these less savory trans activists get into, like how does sex even work if you are into someone's genitals are they just doing sex really really wrong? Not to mention trying to die on the hill of frakendicks and neovagines not being objectively gross surgical wounds.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Right. OnlyFans is also in hot water right now because under-18s have been caught signing up and posting nudes. Cheese pizza is never good optics.
Similar to what caused PornHub to delete all non-verified videos and have a few big credit cards drop them. We'll probably see some arrests at MindGeek, and the guy who runs OnlyFans is spooked.
People like Wedge are basically defending child abuse and sex trafficking because they want to be cool, edgy heaux.
Not a good look, Wedge.

Well, that's kind of standard, and the weird thing is that usually sex workers are actually pretty eager to help out sex trafficking victims--they're usually not in the "sex trafficking is a myth!" camp for legalization/decriminalization but the "And do you really want trafficking victims to have a criminal record as a result of what happened to them?"

Wedge is the sewer-dwelling clown of the sex worker community.

Wedge debates two bigots who dare question the fact that genital preference = transphobia. Includes such gems as "phalloplasty do look and function the exact same."

Spoiler: Long

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Okay, first off, let's just get this out: Pressuring people into having sex with you is rape. Wedge is being rapey. Any troon who tries to pressure people into fucking them because 'not fucking me is transphobic' is being a rapist.

Second, slight but relevant powerlevel: My day job means I've gotten to hear the phalloplasty talk, though not with transmen but with guys whose dicks are...ah...possibly not salvageable. This means we're talking surgeons who are actually going to be responsible and accurate. (Especially because it's a busy enough practice that nobody's going to be hurt if you NOPE off to hospice because if it's your life or your dick...you picked your dick.)

If the surgeon tells you that it's gonna be just like a dick you were born with? RUN. There's no way to pull that one off. We can't make new erectile tissue, and the fake stuff is...basically a balloon pump. Admittedly, part of the myth is troons and part of it is that we've had way too many surgeons who are pretty much the the surgeon who thinks they're God stereotype who literally gave no fucks about that kind of shit.

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'Sometimes not a woman'

Wedge - You. Are. NEVER. A. Woman

Reality doesn't work this way - I'm always a woman, whether I be cooking and wearing a dress or whether I'm in army cast-offs off-roading in a truck, it's just not reality that you are 'sometimes' one thing then another...you don't magically become a fish because you're swimming, FFS

This bullying misogynistic POS really grinds my gears - how DARE he tell this woman who she should be attracted to, and why she's 'wrong' to not be attracted to what she isn't?

She has a good point...is he advocating the dreaded conversion therapy?

It's funny how we aren't to question who and what they are attracted to but they think they can berate and browbeat the 'evil cis' for our preferences?
I've lost count how many times I've seen them say they have no interest in fucking 'unqueers' - I wonder how much of that is pure cope though, knowing us 'unqueers' wouldn't go within a mile of them

If they only consider 'queer' the people who are willing to fuck them, this raises an interesting question.

The only people who seem actually willing to fuck troons are other troons.

So: Does that mean all the rest of the alphabet people are 'unqueers' in their opinion? Or has it simply not sunk in that only their own are willing to consider them as partners?

(Also, Wedge definitely doesn't have a PhD in trans issues. That is utter nonsense to anybody but troons, SJWs, and Wokeanians.)

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin loves his new tranny slaves "additions" SO MUCH. Not enough to get out and help with the labor in any meaningful way though.
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What's going on here? This isn't the barren hellscape of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. I suspect they've already depleted all of their own natural resources and are moving outwards in a bid to make all of Colorado look like the surface of Mars, but I am open to other interpretations.

 

[Orc Peon]

Wedge definitely doesn't have a PhD in trans issues.

Wedge's existence is a trans issue.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What's going on here? This isn't the barren hellscape of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. I suspect they've already depleted all of their own natural resources and are moving outwards in a bid to make all of Colorado look like the surface of Mars, but I am open to other interpretations.

They must be getting their feed somewhere else, possibly stealing or "eh just take whatever, it's all grass and weed anyway".

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

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"I'm not into whatever that is"

Based.

 

[UncleBlazer]

Kevin loves his new tranny slaves "additions" SO MUCH. Not enough to get out and help with the labor in any meaningful way though.
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Spoiler: retards on the ranch

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lmfao it’s good to see the lads on the ranch looking as ladylike as ever

 

[ten dollars off]

What happens if a Frankendick tries to fuck a Neovagina? I mean, they're both barely functional when used in combination with a natural vagina or penis. But even then, the real vagina or penis is doing most of the heavy lifting in that scenario. Kinda like sticking one dead and one charged AA battery into a remote -- the charged battery has to work twice as hard to make up for the dead one.

But in this situation, you're basically trying to work your television with a dead remote. Maybe if you smack the side of it a couple times and rotate the batteries to get some better contact you might be able to adjust the volume or scroll through a couple channels before it gives out. But ain't nobody gonna catch that repeat showing of Freddy Got Fingered using those vegan genitals.

 

[Pizdec]

I love the weird ideological holes some of these less savory trans activists get into, like how does sex even work if you are into someone's genitals are they just doing sex really really wrong? Not to mention trying to die on the hill of frakendicks and neovagines not being objectively gross surgical wounds.

It's this noble idea of "being true to yourself" taken to an extreme. Even if you're mutilating yourself beyond repair, you're still true and honest... even if in your head, you know deep down it's all in vain, you can't let others know. Maybe there's a minority that manage to trick themselves into believing this, but that's what Kevin and Wedge have gone and done in an effort to achieve what they thought was "being true to my self".

What happens if a Frankendick tries to fuck a Neovagina? I mean, they're both barely functional when used in combination with a natural vagina or penis. But even then, the real vagina or penis is doing most of the heavy lifting in that scenario. Kinda like sticking one dead and one charged AA battery into a remote -- the charged battery has to work twice as hard to make up for the dead one.

But in this situation, you're basically trying to work your television with a dead remote. Maybe if you smack the side of it a couple times and rotate the batteries to get some better contact you might be able to adjust the volume or scroll through a couple channels before it gives out. But ain't nobody gonna catch that repeat showing of Freddy Got Fingered using those vegan genitals.

Reminds me of a bit Eric Andre wanted to do, where an FtM and an MtF would fuck behind the camera and everyone would act as if this is just another Tuesday in the studio. Of course, the execs said "not only no, but hell no" to the idea.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Wedge has a new haircut.

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And a new porn clip featuring his ball-less nutsack.

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[ten dollars off]

It's this noble idea of "being true to yourself" taken to an extreme. Even if you're mutilating yourself beyond repair, you're still true and honest... even if in your head, you know deep down it's all in vain, you can't let others know. Maybe there's a minority that manage to trick themselves into believing this, but that's what Kevin and Wedge have gone and done in an effort to achieve what they thought was "being true to my self".

What I find astounding is these people who supposedly just want to live as their true and honest self make that endeavor the entirety of their personality, their hobbies, and their vocation, and just won't shut the fuck up about it. It's like that guy who was in the army for maybe a year and accomplished jack shit and was basically fired for being terrible at their gig, but once they get out they wear their previous role as a badge of honor, a shield against criticism, and a demand for unconditional respect. Of course, they're incredibly vague about what exactly they did or how well they did it, but they sure as hell find ways to reference and bring up broad military concepts and ideas and shoehorn them into normal conversations to remind you that they're trannies. Er, I mean veterans.

 

[Billy Budd]

It's like that guy who was in the army for maybe a year and accomplished jack shit and was basically fired for being terrible at their gig, but once they get out they wear their previous role as a badge of honor, a shield against criticism, and a demand for unconditional respect. Of course, they're incredibly vague about what exactly they did or how well they did it, but they sure as hell find ways to reference and bring up broad military concepts and ideas and shoehorn them into normal conversations to remind you that they're trannies. Er, I mean veterans.

Pennywise is the best of both of these worlds.