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AnOminous said:
I think his fat did the same thing as that Slaton sister, but instead of squooshing out of his forehead, it grew into his brain and crushed it.
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Doing some quick googling I found an interesting article from 1995 that focuses a lot on Striker's ailments. TLDR his health problems do indeed make him a dumb.
Lack of oxygen - not even once.
 
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I know it's been mentioned, but there's a fair amount of Srtiker/Len parralels, from their weight to their insane fixation on who they believe to be responsible for the Farms - Kengle and Null respectively.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this, I think the thread has driven me mad.
Maybe SW is Len's secret lovechild, or maybe Kengle has been Null the whole time.
 
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They're both waging completely ineffective "wars" against the Farms as well, with Striker hiring "hitmen" and Burrito restaurants to kill Null and Shaner fruitlessly making vague threats on his Facebook page. You could even say his "totally not him behind the mask even though we know it is" fursona is the equivalent of one of Len's sockpuppets.

So far they've basically said and done almost the same things, except Striker is obsessed with babies and furries instead of trains and the w.eens took over in like a week instead of a month. In this case though, I think people feeding Striker stuff and him overreacting and making videos/threatening to kill people is part and parcel of the whole experience and so far I'm entertained. Shaner just doxes people on Facebook.
 
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Holy shit
 
Crikey said:
I don't know what to make of this, cool guy or just very stupid.

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parody fan art has always been a staple of the forum (for obvious reasons) and it's one of the few things that's consistently funny across different cows as long as its well done. personally, i'd rather people put energy into stuff like this then feeding him lines over skype
 
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Its people like Striker, ADF, and so on that make me believe that the Spartans had the right idea about having children. When the baby was born the Spartan elders looked the child over, and if they thought anything was wrong with the infant it was tossed over a cliff to be dashed on the rocks below.
 
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The Dude said:
Its people like Striker, ADF, and so on that make me believe that the Spartans had the right idea about having children. When the baby was born the Spartan elders looked the child over, and if they thought anything was wrong with the infant it was tossed over a cliff to be dashed on the rocks below.
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But if we did that we wouldn't have dear leader (or 90% of the forum) with us. :c
 
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The Dude said:
Its people like Striker, ADF, and so on that make me believe that the Spartans had the right idea about having children. When the baby was born the Spartan elders looked the child over, and if they thought anything was wrong with the infant it was tossed over a cliff to be dashed on the rocks below.
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Well Striker and ADF basically are children, so technically it's not too late. /a-logging
 
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