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[ash9990]

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At least comedy that doesn't people like offend you

I'm starting to believe this troon grooming cult thing. There's too much of this shit going on.

 

[chickenbutt]

My fave fatso transbian wrote another self-congratulatory article on pleasuring girl dicks.
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https://archive.md/wip/aw4AG

How to Masturbate for Women With All Types of Genitals

Some women have vaginas, some women have penises. But all women deserve great self-pleasure!

www.out.com

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https://twitter.com/meyrude/status/1404876074605899781

Written like I would expect porn sick coom brain write about masturbation and women's genitalia.
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Ohhhhh boy, this dude is a fucking peach. Where do you even start? It's hilarious enough even without knowing what an unadulterated bridge troll the author is. I mean, look at this sex advice being dispensed like a True And Honest wammen:



This is a truly revolutionary technique you guys may not have heard of, called "jacking off like literally any other dude"

I think us cis wammens really benefit the most from the masturbation tips of this obvious non-incel, though, as it had never previously occurred to me to mess around with my labia like they're cat flaps as a mechanism of self-pleasure. Not only do we get the once-again revolutionary tip to play with the clit to please a woman, but the flaps, too? Thank you, Mey!! You've opened up a whole new world of sexual satisfaction for me. You're really spoiling us.



Last but not least, without comment:



And those silly bitches complain their trousers don't have pockets!! They were carrying their own around the whole time, OMFG

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

This is something I've noticed about troons in general not knowing what proper attire is in any circumstances. They'll show up for a job interview dressed like a hooker, and go camping dressed like they're going to a goth rave.

Actual women will dress with a personal style and taste they have, but with practicality and context in mind. When my wife and I go backpacking she wears hiking boots, synthetic pants like Patagonia or other brands, and wool t-shirts because it's really great for sweat wicking and staying dry. There is definitely a fashion for the context, but it's for the fucking context!

Troons don't seem to get that. They think they always need to look like what their idea of an edgy teenage girl is. It just goes to show that their brains are so coom broken and they never understood women's fashion, or women in general, in the first place.

Which is I think another reason why troons don't really ever have hobbies or interests that don't involve the internet. If real world activities and hobbies will require you to sometimes dress practical and not like an uwu anime catgirl, then instead of realizing that you're not gonna dress like an uwu anime catgirl, they just decide that going outside isn't an option.

its not that they don't know, they are attention whores and everything has to be about them

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is a truly revolutionary technique you guys may not have heard of, called "jacking off like literally any other dude"

You don't understand, it's a girl dick not an icky cis dude dick. Totally different! Also it's called janeing off, not jacking off!

Cis dick =

Girl dick =

 

[Fliddaroonie]

The hug box for these people is what keeps the insanity going. You can lop your tits off and delude yourself, but you will always be a woman Laur. ALWAYS.

This is why kids need to be kept off social media and have their internet access monitored; because there are adults like this on there who want to make kids like them, too.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I think us cis wammens really benefit the most from the masturbation tips of this obvious non-incel, though, as it had never previously occurred to me to mess around with my labia like they're cat flaps as a mechanism of self-pleasure. Not only do we get the once-again revolutionary tip to play with the clit to please a woman, but the flaps, too? Thank you, Mey!! You've opened up a whole new world of sexual satisfaction for me. You're really spoiling us.

If your labia aren't making ridiculous clapping noises are you really even masturbating?

brb something fell out of my vagina pocket

 

[hero_1n]

That troon getting absolutely slaughtered in the replies gave me a little bit of hope for humanity.

 

[it's called nyotaika]

transcendthebinary_'s instagram account

euuugh. i don't usually get the same revulsion reaction from ftms i get from mtfs, but this one. she just makes me deeply uncomfortable in some kind of visceral, animal way. the affected attempt at cheeriness that comes off as low-key serial killer, the lack of any kind of natural human movement or behavior, the words repeated like she's not saying them, just repeating noises with no understanding of english-- it's just so. there's something deeply wrong. i wouldn't be able to stand being in the same room as her.

also lmao trying to turn "crazy" and "turn a blind eye" into an ableist scold. what is this, early sj-craze lj? you know the wokesters have gone through and then quit that already, right? because it was a level of insane lunacy higher than even the most self-righteous could handle.

Spoiler: quote reply roundup

They get sexually assaulted at higher rates? By who? Helen Keller? Even someone blind and deaf would be put off by the stench. Where the fuck are they getting these stats?

i'd assume in part the sexual assault stats have been beefed up by two thing: the fact women get assaulted at much higher rates and a past of sexual assault is a fairly common (and entirely telling) symptom of women trooning in an obvious attempt to escape the issues it foments. thus, make a survey that asks "have you been assaulted before" they'll answer yes without clarifying it was pre-troonery.

add on to that there are mtf hookers who get abused. but, like, the sexual assault and abuse of all types of prostitutes is a dime a dozen. you're not special dude.

Just found this guy who trooned out on TikTok. He's got a wife and kids, gets upset over his wife not wanting to put up with his bullshit. He seems to be able to go to work and spend time with his kids instead of jacking off in dresses and thigh-high socks, so he's not fully dysfunctional, at least not yet.

Here's his page if you wanna scroll through it and see for yourself.
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oooofff course his wife is east asian. put ya bets on him aiming for her specifically because he's one of the coomers who want to wear one of their specific female relatives like a skinsuit and being attracted to her because she represented his fantasy of becoming the little kawaii desu perfect-passing ladyboy.

Am I imagining it, or are the takes getting increasingly ridiculous and desperate? I mean, being a trans girl just makes you a male with customisations, you could retrofit tracks to your car, but that doesn’t make it a tank.

i'd say they're getting more extreme, not desperate. we've already gotten past the line of transwomen being LICHERAL biological women now; there's literally no allowance to put any boundary or border down to temper their entitlement to whatever they want. so they say whatever they want, and push further and further and further.

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respect is earned. you are not and will ever be entitled to it, no matter how much compliance you harvest.

So recently he's posting a picture of himself going to a camping trip. Where everyone else is wearing basic ass T-shirt and shorts, or jeans. because it's fucking camping trip and they went for practicality anyway. he's dressing in a full nu-goth getup, big chain necklaces and dangly earring, some kind of weird zipper trenchcoat-skirt. Look like he's just teleported from anime world or something. It'd caption it as 'Spot the troon'. He looked extremely out of place and I don't know if he realise that...

This is something I've noticed about troons in general not knowing what proper attire is in any circumstances. They'll show up for a job interview dressed like a hooker, and go camping dressed like they're going to a goth rave.

Actual women will dress with a personal style and taste they have, but with practicality and context in mind. When my wife and I go backpacking she wears hiking boots, synthetic pants like Patagonia or other brands, and wool t-shirts because it's really great for sweat wicking and staying dry. There is definitely a fashion for the context, but it's for the fucking context!

Troons don't seem to get that. They think they always need to look like what their idea of an edgy teenage girl is. It just goes to show that their brains are so coom broken and they never understood women's fashion, or women in general, in the first place.

Which is I think another reason why troons don't really ever have hobbies or interests that don't involve the internet. If real world activities and hobbies will require you to sometimes dress practical and not like an uwu anime catgirl, then instead of realizing that you're not gonna dress like an uwu anime catgirl, they just decide that going outside isn't an option.

it's an AGP thing. back when they just were tranvestites you'd very commonly find them ugly middle-aged men who nevertheless dress like daddy's little hooker. as the entire thing's a fantasy, they go all-out, because what they see in the mirror is the gorgeous 20-something blow-up doll or the cute teenage animu girl of their dreams. much like furries who wear cat ears and tails in public, in a way.

My fave fatso transbian wrote another self-congratulatory article on pleasuring girl dicks.
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https://archive.md/wip/aw4AG

How to Masturbate for Women With All Types of Genitals

Some women have vaginas, some women have penises. But all women deserve great self-pleasure!

www.out.com

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https://twitter.com/meyrude/status/1404876074605899781

Written like I would expect porn sick coom brain write about masturbation and women's genitalia.
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"TERFy masturbation guide"

and as you near your climax from the bean-flicking from reading the passages of dworkin, be sure to say "gender is a construct of the patriarchy but sex is immutable!!!", the most erotic of phrases, upon your orgasm,

 

[Little Dark Age]

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Aging is natural, being something you've never been is just schizophrenia

Exactly. His entire premise is fucked.
He is saying:
"male becomes woman, used to be male, just like child becomes adult, used to be child; therefore when you're with a transwoman you aren't fucking a man, just like when you get with an adult you aren't fucking a kid. Those are things they used to be."

But this doesn't work, because he's comparing the passage of time with self-perception, as you pointed out. So this is how the comparison would work in reality:
"male dresses in women's clothing, is still male, just like when a child dresses in adult suit and tie, they are still a child."

 

[OttoWest]

My fave fatso transbian wrote another self-congratulatory article on pleasuring girl dicks.
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https://archive.md/wip/aw4AG

How to Masturbate for Women With All Types of Genitals

Some women have vaginas, some women have penises. But all women deserve great self-pleasure!

www.out.com

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https://twitter.com/meyrude/status/1404876074605899781

Written like I would expect porn sick coom brain write about masturbation and women's genitalia.
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I suppose Matt would’ve been wanking furiously as he wrote this but I’m not sure his arms can reach that far anymore:



Bonus hairline pic

 

[Father Brown]

Also on a related note, I've been looking into budding "woman" author, David Torrey Peters (background for those who have not heard of him) -- who, even if not as great, is at least as much of a woman as Elena Ferrante from whom he (ironically) claims a measure of inspiration.

This is Mr. Peters before he trooned out. They ended up divorcing, naturally. However, the relationship actually lasted quite a while and it seems to have been a pretty classic doomed AGP relationship in its broadest outlines.

She met him in Cameroon of all places, she was working at an NGO and he had some sort of grant to go there. This would have been comewhere around between 2003-5. My guess is that it was in 2004/5 based on her LinkedIn. He, naturally enough, didn't tell her about his fetish for the first 3 or so years of the relationship until she stumbled upon his alter ego 'Tori' (he says "she had noticed an online transgendered support group cached in my Web browser"). Depending on the date when they met this would be about 2007/8 which is also by chance the time he says that he 'came out' as a troon. Except he didn't really, he just kept cooming in private for the most part and living as a man just with odd admission here or there, I guess.

It was as a man that he got married in May 2009 (see above) and as a man that he got the essay that I sourced most of this information from, also in 2009. It seems that after she discovered his secret that she was able to tolerate, or even accept it, taking photos of him en femme. On Mr. Peters' telling she hadn't been all that happy to find out about his crossdressing to begin with:

Maybe, they'd struck a bargain, or he'd given her some story about how he was definitely not going to troon out and that he deeply loves her or whatever. Quite possibly he could have even meant it, they often do, even if later they find that they don't care much about their own word.

The interesting twist in this story is that in 2007 she began her PhD at NWU and as a research topic this is what she stumbled on:

Maybe her dissertation took a bit inspiration from a certain source?

In 2011/12, Mr. Peters finally decided he was bored of his cooming and began taking HRT. However, in 2014 his wife was still with him and she "dedicates" her dissertation to "D. Torrey Peters: my brilliant intellectual collaborator, my indispensable companion, and the love of my life." D for David, which I thought was a bit odd since by this point in time he'd been on HRT for a couple of years and why is he now D and not David? This strikes me as the period of attempted renegotiation, perhaps that's part of the story behind his starting HRT too? It's interesting, because in an interview he said this:

He actually began writing his book Detransition Baby in 2016 which is also when he self-published his two coomer novellas. This, I believe, is when he actually trooned out. This also means there was a huge delay between him starting HRT and actually trooning out. My guess based on other similar cases that I've seen is that either (a) HRT was some sort of concession his wife granted him, just under the proviso that he didn't actually troon out. It might have been something they, or rather he just 'trialled' then stopped after a short period of time. Worth noting that there are two troons in his book and they're both autobiographical (in a hat tip towards M. Narcissus, his two self inserts are in a relationship). One of them detransitions in book, so maybe this is what that is effectively referencing. Or, (b) he went behind her back, since he wanted to take his coomer LARP to the next level, which then became (a) over time. Wives who love and don't want to 'lose' their husbands often get bent into this kind of situation only to find that their AGP husbands don't give quite enough fucks and just troon out anyways which ultimately proves intolerable. I assume this is basically what happened to Mr. & Mrs. Peters.

Would be nice to hear his ex-wife's side of the story though.

I have made some additional discoveries. Firstly, it does seem that divorce can't have happened immediately or at least, him and his ex-wife didn't separate immediately (I was already under the impression that it was amicable enough, at least from his perspective). This is confirmed by the fact that I have now found photos of him with his wife:

He's had his nose job by this point as well:


I have also unearthed his Flickr account (mild NSFW) which he doesn't seem to have used since 2017. From this we get to see him dressed like a clown:

Spoiler

This is in 2008, so this was roughly what his ex-wife discovered:


For him you see, it wasn't a just a sexual fetish:


Don't know what you call this, but whatever it is, it's retarded:

1980s wants its sci-fi outfits back:

Looking like a generic cross-dresser here:

He does occasionally wear non-retarded outfits:

Now it seems he'd actually cleaned up his Flickr account quite a bit getting rid of some the older, less flattering (qualification needed) photos. Wayback machine gives us some nice insight into what he'd rather we not see:

Well, can see why he wasn't too happy with this one:

Not sure this is much better either:


But, note the top left image -- "Still from a fetish video". Alright David let's go find that video.

You see, it seems that David Torrey Peters appeared in 4 (1,2,3,4) clips in a DVD released under the title "Sissy Slut Secretary" for the studio Lustomic, which apparently makes femdom/sissy porn. In these clips he appears as "Tiffany DuNotté" (i.e. Tiffany Do Naughty):

Spoiler: DVD Cover (NSFW)

If you want watch this fine production you can view it on this random tube site. But if you can actually tolerate watching more than ~2 minutes of it you definitely have mental problems. More so than even I do for finding it in the first place.

I honestly wonder whether his wife every saw it. It's actually impossible to overstate how awful it is. Clipping through it you can't help but wonder how anyone finds this arousing or jacks off to it -- it's just baffling. Secondly, I can't help but think about his ex-wife. This monstrosity of a film was made in 2011, nearly 2 years after they got married. I can't help, but think about what he supposedly said to her: "nothing has changed" when she was upset discovering his AGP. What did she think or feel about this? I struggle to believe that it was anything less than a little painful. She must have known about it.

I also found this:

And an additional album of his photos (https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/7113287/Tori-Chitown-1-(Amateur-Tgirl) - also NSFW), mostly from his Flickr but also containing a few additional ones including the ones of him with his ex-wife and all the photos he deleted from his Flickr.

 

[nekrataal]

You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

 

[crab hole]

Saw a post subject that made me do a double-take:


So he was on HRT for 6 weeks before yeeting his balls?? Surely he must have been IDing as trans for a while and just not using hormones for some reaso--


Oh. So 2 months is literally it, huh. OK. Who castrates dudes on a whim within two months of their "trans birthday"?


Nice. Nice. Affordable! Cheaper than, well ... this, anyway:

 

[behindyourightnow]

If your labia aren't making ridiculous clapping noises are you really even masturbating?

brb something fell out of my vagina pocket

I took this person's advice and started keeping my keys and wallet in there, but then I had to take my card out to pay for something in a store and I got arrested

They get sexually assaulted at higher rates? By who? Helen Keller? Even someone blind and deaf would be put off by the stench. Where the fuck are they getting these stats?

The statistics are probably inflated by the very high amount of HSTS who work as sex workers. No one is randomly groping six-foot AGPs on the street.

 

[furbyknife]

The hug box for these people is what keeps the insanity going. You can lop your tits off and delude yourself, but you will always be a woman Laur. ALWAYS.

The body language almost always gives them away. The head tilt, the drawing in of her arms around herself, it all reads completely female. Much like how this stunning laydee from a few pages back is standing exactly like a man. Sometimes they'll try to combat it by exaggerating opposite-sex body language, i.e. FtMs puffing their chests out and trying to look tough and MtFs pouting and posing like truck flap girls, but that only makes it all the more comical.

 

[UselessIdiot]

Saw a post subject that made me do a double-take:
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So he was on HRT for 6 weeks before yeeting his balls?? Surely he must have been IDing as trans for a while and just not using hormones for some reaso--
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Oh. So 2 months is literally it, huh. OK. Who castrates dudes on a whim within two months of their "trans birthday"?
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Nice. Nice. Affordable! Cheaper than, well ... this, anyway:
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$11,000 for laser hair removal seems really expensive. I didn't think it cost that much.

 

[Father Brown]

Saw a post subject that made me do a double-take:
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So he was on HRT for 6 weeks before yeeting his balls?? Surely he must have been IDing as trans for a while and just not using hormones for some reaso--
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Oh. So 2 months is literally it, huh. OK. Who castrates dudes on a whim within two months of their "trans birthday"?
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Nice. Nice. Affordable! Cheaper than, well ... this, anyway:
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This guys account is an absolute trip, you should have posted the text under the first post:

He's basically not even out! He's also working from home per profile and he went out dressed up for the first time 4 days ago. I am willing to bet this guy has never had any real meaningful interaction with anyone as a 'woman'.
He's also cut off at the very least his brother, if not the rest of his family. He also didn't tell his family about deciding to get castrated.

Oh and he weighs somewhere in the neighbourhood of 500lb and is 6'4'', he has a band size of "somewhere around 60" -- I don't know what that means, but I assume that's fucking massive.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Oh. So 2 months is literally it, huh. OK. Who castrates dudes on a whim within two months of their "trans birthday"?
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Continuing the troon trend of doctor shopping until they find a quack who will take their money, no questions asked, I'm sure there's never any repercussions from doing this.

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Oh and he weighs somewhere in the neighbourhood of 500lb and is 6'4'', he has a band size of "somewhere around 60" -- I don't know what that means, but I assume that's fucking massive.

60 is absolutely fucking huge and you could fit a skinny guy in each leg. A skinny guy would have a 28-34 waist.
Edit: I read "band" and thought it meant waist, but now realize it could mean bra band. But this guy does have a big fucking waist, I can promise you that.

 

[twee]

This guys account is an absolute trip, you should have posted the text under the first post:
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He's basically not even out! He's also working from home per profile and he went out dressed up for the first time 4 days ago. I am willing to bet this guy has never had any real meaningful interaction with anyone as a 'woman'.
He's also cut off at the very least his brother, if not the rest of his family. He also didn't tell his family about deciding to get castrated.

Oh and he weighs somewhere in the neighbourhood of 500lb and is 6'4'', he has a band size of "somewhere around 60" -- I don't know what that means, but I assume that's fucking massive.

If it's a bra band size that's absolutely massive. Most women are in the mid 30s, maybe 40s if they're a bit chubbier. A band size of 60 means that's the circumference of his chest, under his moobs. That's five god damn feet. An entire small woman.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

They have ALWAYS existed. Educate yourselves.