Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

I'm betting Bob bought those hipster steaks, but my god, Chris burned the CAP! That's the BEST part, and he fucking ruined it...

Maybe he chose the bear to signal that he's what they call a "bear" in the gay community.

The evidence just keeps piling up...

 

[Meat Target]

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Is Chris wearing a plate carrier as an apron? Tryhard dork.

 

[Quixotic Man]

The thing about Bob's fucked up shin is that it looks like his left shin just finished healing from something.

Anyways, diabetes amputation saga when?

 

[Adamska]

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You can definitely tell they don't grill beyond posing for it because it's a thing men do. This is purely a pathetic attempt to snag attention online in a fit of e-whorism. Also yeah that's a dead fucking cut of steak and you should feel ashamed of showing it off. Seriously, there's sear and then there's briquettes; that cap is inedible unless you want some nice cancer to add to your diet.

Also wow Bob, that leg looks like a sausage with that sear; pretty sure that's a "OH FUCK I NEED TO GO TO THE DOC" kind of issue too. Definitely either a failing liver or Diabeeto's leg deciding to fulfill the meme of the Footless Fuhrer.

 

[Positron]

Is Chris wearing a plate carrier as an apron? Tryhard dork.

You don't say:

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Is Chris wearing a plate carrier as an apron? Tryhard dork.

Probably one of those tactical aprons.

 

[Meat Target]

Probably one of those tactical aprons.

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This is something I would have otherwise loved. Since my first time seeing it is on a Chipman, I despise it by default.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Is Chris wearing a plate carrier as an apron? Tryhard dork.

You never know when some dude is going to light up your steaks, gotta be careful lol!

 

[Quixotic Man]

Probably one of those tactical aprons.

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That looks way less practical then a regular old apron. The pouches look straight annoying.

You don't say:
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Just what Chris needs! More tat to clutter up his horrible living room!

70 buck sword on Amazon, so I'm sure it has the highest build quality.

 

[Steelatlas]

I'm pretty sure wandavision and falcon arent getting picked up for second seasons.

So despite all that epraise these things get they must not be turning a profit

 

[The Valeyard]

I'm pretty sure wandavision and falcon arent getting picked up for second seasons.

So despite all that epraise these things get they must not be turning a profit

I thought that both were intended to be limited series.

WandaVision leads into Scarlet Witch being in the second Doctor Strange movie, and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier is setup for a fourth Captain America movie.

 

[Steelatlas]

I thought that both were intended to be limited series.

WandaVision leads into Scarlet Witch being in the second Doctor Strange movie, and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier is setup for a fourth Captain America movie.

I dunno I find it hard to believe if they were wildly successful they wouldnt be given a second season.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Is Chris wearing a plate carrier as an apron? Tryhard dork.

ngl without it he clearly has bigger man tits than sarah Bob.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I dunno I find it hard to believe if they were wildly successful they wouldnt be given a second season.

The way they were written wasn't designed for another season, but to set up another movie. They might change their minds on Falcon and Winter Soldier but I don't see how they could do Wandavision season 2

 

[King Dead]

I dunno I find it hard to believe if they were wildly successful they wouldnt be given a second season.

Basically what @Arthur Morgan said. With how Disney is repurposing their TV shows to be more "essential viewing" for the MCU, as opposed to mostly self-contained series (Agents of SHIELD) or non-MCU entirely (all of Netflix's output before it got canceled), you should pretty much consider all future Disney+ series as extended MCU movies, with the exception of the What If? series since that's always been a non-canon thing.

All I'll say is that I'm really fucking glad I stopped caring about the MCU at this point. Sitting through a bunch of mildly entertaining but ultimately disposable popcorn movies is one thing, but to tell me I also need to sit through a bunch of mediocre TV series on top of that is just...nah, I have much more important things to do with my time.

 

[Adamska]

Wow... they're really forcing you to try and watch it all. Really glad I zoned out after Infinity War.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Probably one of those tactical aprons.

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Apart from being made by thinkgeek of all places, this is exactly the type of thing associated with red state white trash that love tacticool shit. Interesting that a true and blue massachusits yankee would have, what with their 'enlighted' viewpoints on 'weapons of war'.

 

[UserAccess]

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Speculate.

If by robot body, Moviebob means mobility scooter, his superior future is right around the corner.

There's no two ways around it. That fucker's in rough shape. While I do feel compassion for all living things, my good chum, I don't know if I'd be bothered seeing Bob coughing up blood on his hands and knees. It's almost as if this universe has some flowing undercurrent that finds a way to give shitty people what they deserve.

He's been given so many opportunities to turn this franchise around. Daily, good people of Twitter give him constructive criticism on being a worthwhile human being but he curses each one as assholes. He often wishes them suffering and death.

What's clear to me is that Bob's an unhealthy, stressed sack of shit that's going to die sooner than later. If I had my way, he'd be ruthlessly beaten to death by a black communist transgendered woman on a street corner while he screams that he's on her side. Watching his flesh rot will have to do.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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If by robot body, Moviebob means mobility scooter, his superior future is right around the corner.

There's no two ways around it. That fucker's in rough shape. While I do feel compassion for all living things, my good chum, I don't know if I'd be bothered seeing Bob coughing up blood on his hands and knees. It's almost as if this universe has some flowing undercurrent that finds a way to give shitty people what they deserve.

He's been given so many opportunities to turn this franchise around. Daily, good people of Twitter give him constructive criticism on being a worthwhile human being but he curses each one as assholes. He often wishes them suffering and death.


What's clear to me is that Bob's an unhealthy, stressed sack of shit that's going to die sooner than later. If I had my way, he'd be ruthlessly beaten to death by a black communist transgendered woman on a street corner while he screams that he's on her side. Watching his flesh rot will have to do.

his non-red leg looks like the tendon running up the shin is screwy. Either from earlier inflammation or whatever.

If that's not developing Cellulitis on his other leg, I'll eat my hat. If he doesn't want to become the footless fuhrer in no time flat, he'd better keep an eye (and a doctor's eye) on those legs, like right now. He'd better be on antibiotics for that shit because infections while beetus are no joke.

 

[PoopFace]

Christ can Bob just for once write a tweet that isn't as bloated as his own ass, to the point where I wanna stab myself in the eye after reading half of it.

Failing that, can Bob just stop in general?