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I'm partial to him listing biking as one of his most frequent activities. The idea of the 500+ man who can barely manage to finish a sentence before hyperventilating to death attempting to ride a bike around is beautiful. He'd collapse and pass out trying to get onto the seat.
Bike race, Striker vs ADF, winner gets prize money towards ball removal/hiring an assassin.