Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,333 95.8%
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Rabidcolombian said:
The right: Wow, Ethans a little bitch to bring someone else to fight his battles.

The left: COPE HARDER HAHA CROWDER GO REEEEEE
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Bloody bunny said:
Yeah and? Your point? He's not wrong he's not worth considering.
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No, everyone knew Ethan wasn't there to fight at all, even Crowder.

The whole "prank" here is forcing Crowder to debate (have a shouting match for H3H3 views) with someone who isn't a 19 year old college sophomore, which is Crowder's schtick, and it's someone that Crowder's apparently been evading for years.

Everything about audience is sheer cope from Crowder. I don't like either H3 or Crowder, but both here are faggots. Crowder's just a stand-in dad for his audience (much like Ethan was for his audience back in the day, except Ethan doesn't feign machismo to a cartoonish extent), which is ironic since he cut his camera and hid behind the other guy's skirt when Seder appeared.

Crowder would've held a win had he confronted Seder and used his magical "stand-up comic" skill to embarrass him like the college kids he makes money off of, instead he shit himself on camera, like Ethan wanted him to and started yelling over Sam Seder, like Ethan wanted him to, and then bailed after 5 minutes, like Ethan fucking wanted him to.

Mr. Wears-A-Holster manly man, rather than whining about something he expected, should've stood his ground and taken control of Ethan's ploy to make him freak out and start yelling like he was in the 2020 presidential debate, but instead he played right into it.

Ethan's going to make millions of views and dollars from this video. Ethan wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Edit: and, Sam Seder and Ethan are trending right now on Twitter.

Any "opinion" about this fight is going to be colored by which of the two internet stand-in father figures a spectator has chosen.
 
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I can't help but feel like Ethan only picked this fight with Crowder knowing full well it was ez money. Just bait him into a debate, pull Sedar in, and watch the money roll in as Crowder spergs out. Essentially, Ethan's taken what he's learned with Frienemies and applied it to other people, knowing full well he can have his cake and eat it too if need be.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
Nah, she just needed another dude. Its cheaper than IVF.
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i wonder who that other dude is...

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Neil said:
No, everyone knew Ethan wasn't there to fight at all, even Crowder.

The whole "prank" here is forcing Crowder to debate (have a shouting match for H3H3 views) with someone who isn't a 19 year old college sophomore, which is Crowder's schtick, and it's someone that Crowder's apparently been evading for years.

Everything about audience is sheer cope from Crowder. I don't like either H3 or Crowder, but both here are faggots. Crowder's just a stand-in dad for his audience (much like Ethan was for his audience back in the day, except Ethan doesn't feign machismo to a cartoonish extent), which is ironic since he cut his camera and hid behind the other guy's skirt when Seder appeared.

Crowder would've held a win had he confronted Seder and used his magical "stand-up comic" skill to embarrass him like the college kids he makes money off of, instead he shit himself on camera, like Ethan wanted him to and started yelling over Sam Seder, like Ethan wanted him to, and then bailed after 5 minutes, like Ethan fucking wanted him to.

Mr. Wears-A-Holster manly man, rather than whining about something he expected, should've stood his ground and taken control of Ethan's ploy to make him freak out and start yelling like he was in the 2020 presidential debate, but instead he played right into it.

Ethan's going to make millions of views and dollars from this video. Ethan wins by doing absolutely nothing.

Any "opinion" about this fight is going to be colored by which of the two internet stand-in father figures a spectator has chosen.
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So Sam Seder is your dad. Thanks for the info. And yeah chowder a fag but this more win then loss for him.
 
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Neil said:
The whole "prank" here is forcing Crowder to debate (have a shouting match for H3H3 views) with someone who isn't a 19 year old college sophomore, which is Crowder's schtick, and it's someone that Crowder's apparently been evading for years.
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If Sam hates those segments so much why doesn't he jump Steven then? They're all free to the public. He even specifically asks professors at the campuses to talk to him but all they ever do is call the cops on him.
 
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SBG said:
He wasn't funny and ended up supporting Seder's narrative that Crowder is dodging him by saying that he essentially has been.
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Sure, it may support his claim that Crowder has been dodging him, but it doesn't change the fact the debate offer was given to Ethan and Ethan alone as well as Crowder openly admitting he won't go to another political convention where Seder kept requesting to do his. If you're open about why you won't go to a convention and keep getting asked by someone to go to one, any sane person would just give up and ignore any further requests by them regardless of later location requests.
 
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Neil said:
Any "opinion" about this fight is going to be colored by which of the two internet stand-in father figures a spectator has chosen.
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That's always the case, like the presidential debates.. Your guy always won and the other guy always lost. Ethan came across like a massive cunt, but Crowder should have just left as soon as he seen Sam pop up.
 
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Bloody bunny said:
So Sam Seder is your dad. Thanks for the info. And yeah chowder a fag but this more win then loss for him.
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lmao what? I never even said Seder won in the battle of Crowder vs. Seder, neither won, but okay
Pizdec said:
I can't help but feel like Ethan only picked this fight with Crowder knowing full well it was ez money. Just bait him into a debate, pull Sedar in, and watch the money roll in as Crowder spergs out. Essentially, Ethan's taken what he's learned with Frienemies and applied it to other people, knowing full well he can have his cake and eat it too if need be.
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Exactly. That's what the H3 podcast is now, for views. It's internet jerry springer. Ethan knows what he's doing.
 
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StevieLasVegas said:
Sure, it may support his claim that Crowder has been dodging him, but it doesn't change the fact the debate offer was given to Ethan and Ethan alone as well as Crowder openly admitting he won't go to another political convention where Seder kept requesting to do his. If you're open about why you won't go to a convention and keep getting asked by someone to go to one, any sane person would just give up and ignore any further requests by them regardless of later location requests.
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It was also strange ethen kept calling chowder a coward ever time he could not see him on camera. Totally try hard.
 
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Had said:
Here is a copy of the debate
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Ok, watching this right now ...

Ethan brought Seder in before a single topic started. LOL. Oh my god, my sides.

Ok, I take back what I said about Crowder. He is definitely not the lazy one. This turned out being gold for him. Ethan gave Crowder all of the golden soundbites he needed almost immediately. Ethan gave Crowder a hilarious caricature of the left that he can milk for years now. Great job, Ethan!

And Ethan's defense is "Well you called me a layup! I thought I'd bring a debater in!" Oh my god, what a gigantic pussy devoid of anything remotely masculine or respectable. You know what would have been the right thing to do, Ethan? Actually proving to Crowder that you yourself are actually knowledgeable and well prepared for a debate.

And I'm also going to say this: Crowder is 100% correct about how Ethan "exploited a woman with mental health issues." That's what Frenemies was the entire fucking time. Everyone knows that Trisha Paytas is several french fries short of a Happy Meal and that she's a trainwreck-- easy content for him.

Ethan's fans are gigantic moral faggots. "Trisha's evil because Ethan was her only genuine friend and she ruined it!" Bullshit. Ethan financially benefited from his "friendship" with Trisha just about as much as she has. Trisha is no saint and all, and I genuinely question the IQs of people who find her entertaining to watch, but it's pretty obvious that she's got some major mental issues and most people love to watch a trainwreck, and Ethan knew it. It's hilarious how much it's blown up in his face.
 
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Sammich said:
That's always the case, like the presidential debates.. Your guy always won and the other guy always lost. Ethan came across like a massive cunt, but Crowder should have just left as soon as he seen Sam pop up.
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Hell, Crowder would've walked away looking less faggy had he just not even gone on stream with Ethan and had called him out for bringing in Sam Seder on Twitter.
There'd be no footage of him losing his shit at Sam's presence, and we'd be back at the perpetual homeostatic "ColdFeetCrowder" heckling he'd been getting for years for dodging this guy.
 
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Sammich said:
That's always the case, like the presidential debates.. Your guy always won and the other guy always lost. Ethan came across like a massive cunt, but Crowder should have just left as soon as he seen Sam pop up.
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This. Its just two big L for Sam and Ethan. To be be fair its not a win for chowder he just did not lose anything but he did not get anything ether.
 
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So I'm sure I'm late to all of this shit, with H3H3 trying to act smug and the lefty circlejerk going HAR HAR HAR STEPHEN DA COWARD and all that, but can we just address the elephant in the room?

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Who in the ever living fuck let Ethan go on air with a neckbeard like that? I've seen trannies with better groomed facial hair. Seriously, he looks like Jonathan Yaniv after he sees some unaware mother let her daughter go into a public bathroom by herself.
 
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