Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Law]

Uninsured 20-year-old FTM: Hey can you donate some fundage for my top surgery?
Me, a TERF*: OMG bb I'm not going to fund your self-harm. Please learn to accept your female body - accepting reality costs nothing and there's nothing wrong with being a woman. Cutting your breasts off won't make you a man and won't solve your problems.

FTFY

 

[Gone Ham]

Kevin actually interacting with the outside troons. He looks absolutely disgusting

 

[Dangerhair]

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Now that I think about it, Kevin seems to be the direct subject of that virgin walk meme. He literally has the same posture and avoids interaction with others. Except remove the part about wearing neutral clothing and replace it with brightly colored cartoon shirts and you have Kevin to a T.

Lack of adequate sleep, water, and vitamin D while protecting your skin from UV rays will make your skin look like shit, as will a shitty diet. Canned olive and bean burritos with Scalfani levels of shredded cheese do him no favours. Somehow Kevin's skin manages to be pale like a shut-in's, yet leathery like a farmer or homeless bum's. The only thing he passes for is a man 10-20 years older than he actually is.

"I may not be good at much, but I'm good at making friends." Misery does love company, doesn't it?

"I'm so damn lovable." And yet for all that love, there isn't an ounce of humility in that body of yours. I suppose the hormone injections and surgeries saw to that.

Damn, that is some weapons-grade copium. He's like one of those Facebook Christian boomers doing the "from your lips to God's ears"/ crunchy "speaking it into existence" thing- saying something out loud or on Twitter will magically make it come true.

 

[Neko GF]

New selfie!

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1407358554344882178 (Archive)

This man thinks he's physically attractive:


Consoom the tranch merch:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1407360916811784196 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1407340523317248011 (Archive)

 

[Law]

"I may not be good at much, but I'm good at making friends." Misery does love company, doesn't it?

Kevin sucks at making friends. His Twitter friends visit, stay the night, and he doesn't even bother saying hi.
Trying to trick Mode_view into cutting off his balls isn't friendship.

 

[DatBepisTho]

The lovable friend maker has to hide in his troll cave tho. Last I checked, that's not how you make friends.
-I get being an asocial hermit or that social anxiety happens from time to time, but with your friends it should be slightly less exhausting/less of a pain to kick it with them in the comfort of your own home of all places. Right? Unless... both parties really aren't as close as they say they are or are overbearing and draining to be around...

Also re: new selfie, tell me this isn't the same expression. I dare you.

 

[Dangerhair]

This man thinks he's physically attractive:
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Now I know where I have seen that head shape before...

 

[White Devil]

Are those greedy, stupid fucks really going to sell merch to volunteers? It's not enough they're doing the bullshit work for free, but they should now pay for the privilege too? Tenacious Jewicorn Ranch.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

While I can barely imagine the nonsense he's spouting in that group pic, you've got to give credit where its due.
He's out there socialising, it's a small step but there's hope.

I like to think he does read this thread and it is forcing him to face up to some of his strange quirks.

It gives me a warm feeling inside. The Farms may save the Tranch yet.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

In my area, there's a school between the local Klan rally and the church. I usually stop by there to steal some candy from the local children if I get a bit peckish between my Catholic activities and my racist activities. The local homeless shelter also has some food sometimes, and it's easy to beat the homeless in a fight and take their food (probably because they're weak from starvation, because I'm taking their food).

Interesting. I'm a busy man, so I just mug a couple of old ladies on my way to the TLM before grabbing some fried chicken on the way home with Oswald Mosley and Tomás de Torquemada.

 

[Your spare disc drive]

actually not only can kevin have multiple orgasms he can have super ultra erupting burning cooms thanks to a secret technique taught to him by his trans elder. keep seething chuds.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Interesting. I'm a busy man, so I just mug a couple of old ladies on my way to the TLM before grabbing some fried chicken on the way home with Oswald Mosley and Tomás de Torquemada.

I'm fine with having the leftover bacon after vandalizing synagogues and mosques. I usually eat them on the way to the next rendezvous point where I link up with my TERF allies and go on to commit hate crimes against the TQ++++++ part of the LGBTQ word salad.

actually not only can kevin have multiple orgasms he can have super ultra erupting burning cooms thanks to a secret technique taught to him by his trans elder. keep seething chuds.

That burning sensation is probably due to some infection. That part of the troon elder technique as well?

New selfie!

Oh Jesus fuck. I've long had this thought but David Coverdale looks a lot like this Gash Coyote.

Here's your future, Gash - assuming you manage to avoid the feared FORTY-ONE PERCENT long enough.

 

[mickey339]

Hello my fellow trad Catholic and alt right neo Nazi KKK members. Anybody else have that problem where between Mass and the daily troon lynching there’s just no time to make dinner? I was thinking about maybe picking up some puppies alongside the road and barbecuing them for a snack, any tips?

Interesting. I'm a busy man, so I just mug a couple of old ladies on my way to the TLM before grabbing some fried chicken on the way home with Oswald Mosley and Tomás de Torquemada.

I'm fine with having the leftover bacon after vandalizing synagogues and mosques. I usually eat them on the way to the next rendezvous point where I link up with my TERF allies and go on to commit hate crimes against the TQ++++++ part of the LGBTQ word salad.

*stares in fertility worship*

Oh goddess, we are far from the ranch.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Kevin actually interacting with the outside troons. He looks absolutely disgusting
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They're all so small and dainty. Everything about this photo screams "MALE!", from the horrible posture they all have to their terrible interpretation of "feminine" haircuts. Are those the "hot girl" shorts Kevin's been wearing for the last two weeks?
They look like a washed-up 70s prog rock band that's on a reunion tour.
Or maybe the members of Phish in the next 20 years.

 

[Law]

Now I know where I have seen that head shape before...
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A lying, abusive pedophile with a greasy forehead and an insatiable thirst for tax dollars? He'd fit right in with the other laydeez.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Back to the topic of kids and future cooming potential (which is gross to think about, I know), isn't this why every decent human the world 'round opposes FGM?

What happened to Jazz Jennings is effectively FGM, without the "female" part. His penis was the size of a child's before they cut it off. They didn't have enough material to make him a stinkditch out of it.

What's going on in that kid's head is as sad as what's going on with his body, but because of decisions made for him when he was a very small child, he will never experience any pleasure during sex.

Adults should be free to cut their dicks off, but transing kids is fucked up.

 

[eDove]

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Is he going to do this pose for literally every fucking picture?

 

[Aunt Carol]

New selfie!
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1407358554344882178 (Archive)

This man thinks he's physically attractive:
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Consoom the tranch merch:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1407360916811784196 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1407340523317248011 (Archive)

The yellow cast to the light coming through the tent, on top of the subjects' natural greasiness, makes this look very cinematic in a 1970s Italian sort of way.

Given the guns and the shit-eating, I'd be worried I was about to star in a gonzo remake of Salò.

 

[Meiwaku]

All of this tranch activity means we are gonna have a bunch of Kevin rares in the background of others photos. A truly glorious day indeed.

Side of kevin spotted on far right.

Semi related, Here's one of my fave rares:

Spoiler: Full size

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Hello, fellow tradcaths! Forehead check. Does Kevin have a 'stache in this pic?
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1407331073361530880 (Archive)

My boy Jack Rackham would be fucking outraged at his flag flying over this collection of failed fags.