Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Reading comprehension was obviously not one of his strong suits. I thought he might be a troll, but then he commented that Russ was posting about some sports team with Golden in the name when he was obviously posting about golden retrievers since there was one in the photo. I think he's just not very good at understanding what he reads. Much like Russ in fact.

I think it's just a tad too much of the autism. Many spergs can't seem to get a handle on their spergery. The Golden Retriever thing just kinda settled that.

May God be merciful and no hot female lifeguard works anywhere nearby.

Poor girl would be traumatized because Pipsqueak would totally try a line on her like, "I think I'm drowning. Can you give me mouth to mouth?". In his mushmouthed way of course.

 

[Fwiffo]

I think it's just a tad too much of the autism. Many spergs can't seem to get a handle on their spergery. The Golden Retriever thing just kinda settled that.

Poor girl would be traumatized because Pipsqueak would totally try a line on her like, "I think I'm drowning. Can you give me mouth to mouth?". In his mushmouthed way of course.

He will just be mistaken for a dead lamprey and thrown back

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think it's just a tad too much of the autism. Many spergs can't seem to get a handle on their spergery. The Golden Retriever thing just kinda settled that.

When I read that, I thought at first it was a low effort troll, then his subsequent posts confirmed he was serious.

 

[StinkySnack]

I think it's just a tad too much of the autism. Many spergs can't seem to get a handle on their spergery. The Golden Retriever thing just kinda settled that.

Between that, making up facts that he "heard", and his baseless suggesting that Russ is into kids and animals, he just needed to go. He relentlessly brings up pedophilia in other threads and it's always out of nowhere. I'd be willing to bet he's a closet pedo.

 

[CWCissey]

I'd be willing to bet he's a closet pedo.

You can say many things about Russ, but being a nonce isn't one of them.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I think it's just a tad too much of the autism. Many spergs can't seem to get a handle on their spergery. The Golden Retriever thing just kinda settled that.

Poor girl would be traumatized because Pipsqueak would totally try a line on her like, "I think I'm drowning. Can you give me mouth to mouth?". In his mushmouthed way of course.

I more meant like if the mong actually enters water and starts drowning, and the poor soul rescues him and if it came to mouth to mouth.. not for the traumatic act of doing it on Pipsqueak, but we know how entitled he feels just with a liked status, or friendliness (Erika), saving his life by a "passionate kiss in a way that helps with his disability" would start a Russ scenario I'd dread.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Between that, making up facts that he "heard", and his baseless suggesting that Russ is into kids and animals, he just needed to go. He relentlessly brings up pedophilia in other threads and it's always out of nowhere. I'd be willing to bet he's a closet pedo.

What other threads, asking for me

 

[StinkySnack]

What other threads, asking for me

Just search his posts for "kids" "children" "pedophilia" "pedophile", etc.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

God, that would be so disgusting. There isn't enough chlorine in the pool to handle all the grimy shit seeping from his body. Just imagine being a hot chick taking a swim when all of a sudden this malformed little goblin comes bobbing up to you with its mouth hanging open, water being sucked into its mouth and then ferociously sprayed back out in rhythm all over your face. "I payyyy hookershh", it croaks at you through foamy spittle filled water. Ugh, and all the crusty shit from his mustache and nose-hairs would turn into a rancid jelly clinging and oozing from his lip. Gross. Some of that slime would get expelled with each watery heave as well...all over you and anyone around you. Probably a foul brown trail following him around the pool as well from his liquid diet pouring out of his gaping moebius butthole. I'd rather swim with a shark.

On a more pleasant note, I think @StraightShooter2 has been thread-banned. Hopefully for good.

I've lurked this thread for years. I follow the SRS-gone-wrong and Kathy Rumer threads. Sometimes I dip into the 'watch people die' thread if I feel like learning something about human anatomy. However, your talk of Russ' nose jelly and mouth slime has achieved what I previously thought was impossible and actually made me gag simply from reading words. I'd Semper Fi you if I could!

Fingers crossed re: SS too. Man, that individual is hard work.

 

[Constellationzero]

Sounds like one of those fad diets to lose 10 pounds in 3 days by drinking only juice.

Pipsqueak is trying to get his summer beach bod happening and thinks that once he goes to the pool all the ladies will be astounded by how supa sexy he looks with his chiseled abs, massive pecs and oh so studly beard. Meanwhile everybody is playing "stay away from the retard" because he left a grease ring around the pool when he tried to swim.

SOUTH BEACH PARADISE, BABY, YEEEAAAHHH!

 

[Ghjkl63]

SOUTH BEACH PARADISE, BABY, YEEEAAAHHH!

"Hey girl wanna join me in vibing thish vegash jive?" *sluuuurp*

 

[DrJonesHat]

Between that, making up facts that he "heard", and his baseless suggesting that Russ is into kids and animals, he just needed to go. He relentlessly brings up pedophilia in other threads and it's always out of nowhere. I'd be willing to bet he's a closet pedo.

Either he's a closet pedo or he's got absolutely nothing else going for him. He can say "I may be broke/unemployed/living in my parent's basement/whatever but at least I hate pedos. Like, congrats, normal people all hate pedos.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Physically, Russ is just a living breathing kids halloween costume. Short with goblin hands and feet, with a melted candle mask for a head. He should rent himself out to halloween haunted houses to make his hooker fund.

 

[TractorGirl]

I dunno. I get the impression that he thinks he’s actually an attractive guy, but that women won’t date him because he can’t move his mouth.

I know we like to do the whole "It's whats inside that makes him unattractive" thing here, but he has no problem tearing others down for their appearance. Let’s be honest, even compared to other guys with moebius, Russ is extremely ugly. His poor hygiene takes it to another level. Aside from the fact that he's a shitty person, he is absolutely physically hideous. One of the ugliest little manlets I've ever seen. He barely looks like a human being.

Wouldn’t bone him with @StraightShooter2 ’s 3 inches

 

[DumbDude42]

I dunno. I get the impression that he thinks he’s actually an attractive guy, but that women won’t date him because he can’t move his mouth.

I know we like to do the whole "It's whats inside that makes him unattractive" thing here, but he has no problem tearing others down for their appearance. Let’s be honest, even compared to other guys with moebius, Russ is extremely ugly. His poor hygiene takes it to another level. Aside from the fact that he's a shitty person, he is absolutely physically hideous. One of the ugliest little manlets I've ever seen. He barely looks like a human being.

the greasy hair, ugly glasses and unkempt mustache certainly aren't doing him any favors, that's for sure

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ has said he thinks he's a 9 except for his face, so that's why he deserves only attractive women. It's amusing, because he solely judges women by their appearance, yet demands everyone disregard his deformity. This is the same unwarranted sense of superiority that makes him think he's good at law, good at music and good at anything really. I have yet to see him demonstrate basic competence in anything he does.

 

[StinkySnack]

the greasy hair, ugly glasses and unkempt mustache certainly aren't doing him any favors, that's for sure

Those poor hookers probably get a mouthful of dried crust from his moustache and nose whenever they have to kiss him.

I wonder if they spit it out or swallow it.

No doubt he munches on it from time to time as well.

You can see the nose crusties really clearly in this photo:

 

[N0t4blet4rt]

Is this man incapable of making a "joke" without explaining it in the next breath?

Also, still X to doubt on you owning a car Pipsqueak

 

[Blasterisk]

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Is this man incapable of making a "joke" without explaining it in the next breath?

Also, still X to doubt on you owning a car Pipsqueak

jk we all know you can't baby bird a sandwich

 

[AnOminous]

You can say many things about Russ, but being a nonce isn't one of them.

Almost all real lolcow pedos do pedo shit openly online, like posting loli, arguing about the age of consent, publicly creeping on underage girls, etc. So if they don't do that the assumption should be they aren't. I don't think Russ has enough of a filter not to do shit like that if he was interested in it, and everyone I've noticed he's creeped on has been at least in their 20s or so.