StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Cuck Norris]

This senpai doesn't seem to have any higher cortical functions; . Its like trying to get a jello mold to learn to balance a checkbook. I'm not even convinced it is sentient. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect he's actually a shell script that builds random sentences out of scraps of 7chan posts.
I still haven't ruled out that this guy is a Cap'n Stryker Ruse Cruise.

Even if he is, he still needs to go on a fucking diet.

Why are you so mad? He's a fat NEET sped, laugh at him.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

This senpai doesn't seem to have any higher cortical functions; . Its like trying to get a jello mold to learn to balance a checkbook. I'm not even convinced it is sentient. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect he's actually a shell script that builds random sentences out of scraps of 7chan posts.
I still haven't ruled out that this guy is a Cap'n Stryker Ruse Cruise.

Even if he is, he still needs to go on a fucking diet.

I think he's legit. Even if the racism, pedophilia, and furriness are fake he's still a 500-pound Internet Tough Guy.

 

[fishercat]

He's so many stereotypes rolled up into one obese, sweaty packet and it's amazing.

 

[Jaimas]

This thread escalated quickly.

Semper Fi, Kiwis.

 

[AnOminous]

He's so many stereotypes rolled up into one obese, sweaty packet and it's amazing.

The fact that he exists is actually funnier than anything he could do here. He's really too stupid even to be funny. We were already plumbing these depths with Shaner and now it's beyond that, with the cool guys basically taking over within days.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

@blazerwolf

I'm still trying to figure out how a 19 year old man such as yourself got as morbidly obese as you are. What exactly are you eating? Do you have a health problem that caused you to gain weight?

 

[LordCustos3]

Why are you so mad? He's a fat NEET sped, laugh at him.

Not even mad. His posts are just so....sloppy and illiterate....like its not even made by a person who has "human" as their native language.

I think he's legit. Even if the racism, pedophilia, and furriness are fake he's still a 500-pound Internet Tough Guy.

Too true. Too true.
Granted, to pretend to be a racist pedo-daiperfurry is as much of a sign of mental illness as actually being a racist pedo-daiperfurry. Anyhow, the next time his caretakers take him to the veterinarian to refill his family size bottle of lipitor, maybe the vet should throw in some thorazine and mellaril as well.
It might not make him a useful member of society, but at least he might not shit up peoples forums (while he's shitting up his diaper.)

 

[JFKdestroyer]

Here some contents


Thing in his google drive. He thinks he is a good person.

His paper is how I would imagine Dr. Steve Brule would write a paper. I kept waiting for something to end with "for your health!"

His mom will pay for it, since she already pays for his commissions.

If that's the Marci I think it is, she draws almost exclusively (relatively "sfw") babyfur images, which means he's showing his mom furry fetish art.

Sadly this isn't the first time I've heard of mommy and daddy paying for furry shit.

 

[MehicTUH_92]

Are you even fucking real.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

This is even more retarded than the time Tyce showed up and spammed a bunch of skeleton gifs.

 

[Skeletor]

Diabetes will kill this white warrior long before any negro

He can barely breathe unassisted; diabetes is the least of his health problems, troll or not. tbh it kinda creeps me out posting at someone who's basically a dead man waddling. Welcome to the Farms, @blazerwolf, have fun burning up your limited time yelling at trolling spergs on the internet.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

@blazerwolf were you born a fat, worthless hick or did you have to work at it? How many times a day do you stuff your moon face with McDonalds?

I can confirm that he was always this fat.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Rat genitals, morbidly obese furries, and foamer pedos.

Remember when the most horrifying thing we could think of is Chris's leaked sex tape?

 

[Skeletor]

You realize suing someone would mean taking your fat quarter ton carcass down to a courtroom, right? Also having money. Like you have that or could ever get a job.

Off topic, but is an internet admin in the Philippines even subject to US laws?

 

[Accel_Rider]

Well, the "new" generation will always surpass the old ones

 

[Commissar Kharn]

This is even more retarded than the time Tyce showed up and spammed a bunch of skeleton gifs.

Tyce was at least mildly amusing and a fabrication, this is decidedly not the former and just makes me desperately hope it could be the latter.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

I can confirm that he was always this fat.

Do you know why? Is it just laziness?

 

[FramerGirl420]

His paper is how I would imagine Dr. Steve Brule would write a paper. I kept waiting for something to end with "for your health!"



If that's the Marci I think it is, she draws almost exclusively (relatively "sfw") babyfur images, which means he's showing his mom furry fetish art.

Sadly this isn't the first time I've heard of mommy and daddy paying for furry shit.

Isn't his pic of Shadow by her too? The red and black wolf in camo with a pacifier?

EDIT: answered my own question.

 

[Dalhox Wolfchains]

vlad my theme song for u is NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER YOUR 100% NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGEER UR 200% NIGGER N I G G ER NIGGER

I have no words my sides are in fucking orbit

 

[Bluebersaur]

Why do I always miss the cow visits

Do you know why? Is it just laziness?

By the sounds of it our chunky cow friend has very well-to-do parents who likely spoiled him to the point he became horribly sedentary playing games and consuming copious amounts of horrible snack foods and soda, only moving when absolutely needing to. It's resulted in a plethora of health problems which have likely only made him even fatter and worse off over the years.