Kabobs
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She's butt-ugly like everything else Dobson draws. Oh and he can't do dot-eyed characters right either.
Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)
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She's butt-ugly like everything else Dobson draws. Oh and he can't do dot-eyed characters right either.
Spellskite
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Has Dobson ever done one of these 'grrr my haters are so annoying and evil' comics where he portrayed his hater as anyone but a white male?
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One of his 'I HAET ANIME ROOOOOAAAAR' comics had a hater with a different appearance. It was a white woman.
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Weeeeeell...
Let a = 1 and b = 1.
Therefore a = b, by substitution.
If two numbers are equal, then their squares are equal, too:
a^2 = b^2.
Now subtract b^2 from both sides (if an equation is true, then if
you subtract the same thing from both sides, the result is also
a true equation) so
a^2 - b^2 = 0.
Now the lefthand side of the equation is a form known as "the
difference of two squares" and can be factored into (a-b)*(a+b).
If you don't believe me, then try multiplying it out carefully,
and you will see that it's correct. So:
(a-b)*(a+b) = 0.
Now if you have an equation, you can divide both sides by the same
thing, right? Let's divide by (a-b), so we get:
(a-b)*(a+b) / (a-b) = 0/(a-b).
On the lefthand side, the (a-b)/(a-b) simplifies to 1, right?
and the righthand side simplifies to 0, right? So we get:
1*(a+b) = 0,
and since 1* anything = that same anything, then we have:
(a+b) = 0.
But a = 1 and b = 1, so:
1 + 1 = 0, or 2 = 0.
Now let's divide both sides by 2, and we get:
1 = 0.
Then we add 1 to both sides, and we get what your programming
teacher said, namely:
1 + 1 = 1
Therefore a = b, by substitution.
If two numbers are equal, then their squares are equal, too:
a^2 = b^2.
Now subtract b^2 from both sides (if an equation is true, then if
you subtract the same thing from both sides, the result is also
a true equation) so
a^2 - b^2 = 0.
Now the lefthand side of the equation is a form known as "the
difference of two squares" and can be factored into (a-b)*(a+b).
If you don't believe me, then try multiplying it out carefully,
and you will see that it's correct. So:
(a-b)*(a+b) = 0.
Now if you have an equation, you can divide both sides by the same
thing, right? Let's divide by (a-b), so we get:
(a-b)*(a+b) / (a-b) = 0/(a-b).
On the lefthand side, the (a-b)/(a-b) simplifies to 1, right?
and the righthand side simplifies to 0, right? So we get:
1*(a+b) = 0,
and since 1* anything = that same anything, then we have:
(a+b) = 0.
But a = 1 and b = 1, so:
1 + 1 = 0, or 2 = 0.
Now let's divide both sides by 2, and we get:
1 = 0.
Then we add 1 to both sides, and we get what your programming
teacher said, namely:
1 + 1 = 1
(welp, I saw those negative ratings coming)
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Dobot apologizes for its creator.
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Calling out Korrasami for being unimportant and apologizing for its creators mistakes.
Dobbiebot is showing more and more empathy everyday.
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Not gonna lie, I'm just waiting for Dob-bot's take on all of this.
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People aren't disagreeing with you for the sake of doing so they would be criticizing you for how smug and self centered your position is or the sheer level of hypocrisy displayed.
If Dobson were to tweet the 1+1=2 he would be right.....but would tail off onto how this revelation would mean his monthly wallpaper has been delayed and a mild sperg out about feminism.
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He'd make a comic where he tells a strawman dudebro 1+1=2 to confuse him while that fucking bear smugly grins at some lesbians about how stupid GGers are.
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Men in women's clothes can be funny if its done as a gag joke, I say as an anti-SJW shitlord opressionist whatsnot.
But Dobson was very clearly "shaming" the cartoon guy for his crossdressing fetish, which is not very SJW friendly.
He of course tries to pass it as a joke when it clearly was not.
MayMay
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"I'm so oppressed" typed the Cisgender, Heterosexual White Male who cannot think of anything worse that had happened in his life than 'Sprayed with water. Lightly. Once.'
Jared
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Really it's so telling that he chose 'sprayed with water' as the PTSD trigger. Really you could have used "random mugging" or something as an easy traumatic experience story but nah, the worst poor downtrodden Dobbles could think of was water bottles. So hardship.
UglyOldJafar
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I frankly wouldn't be surprised if the thing really was "traumatizing" for him but not in the way he thinks. Lets face it: Dobson is insane. Sheltered upbringing, narcissism, a shitton of failed attempts to make anything out of his life, bullying, his social outcast status brought by his environment AND himself... Dobson is the kind of guy unable to deal with shit like that and therefore always tried to create a protective bubble for himself (he even made a comic about that concept). And as far as his life went from when he joined deviantart till the attack, he still felt "protected". People could be mean online to him, "daring" to criticize him, but he would still have the upper hand. He still could make comics about them being evil and him as the hero without ever experiencing real life consequences for being Dobson the artist (Dobson the airport worker on the other hand was something completely different still).
And then the convention incident happens and suddenly Dobson realizes that he can also be attacked in real life for his behavior as an artist. Now, most normal people would have decided to forget about it or think things through, trying to figure out why it happened and, realizing it was connected to their own shitty behavior online, try to change. But Dobson is not normal at this point already. He does not try to think things through and instead gets afraid over the fact that yes, his actions can also have consequences in real life. He talks himself into a paranoid conspiracy theory that his haters may go so far as to kill him perhaps one day (more realistically, I would say he gets calle dout at a convention at worst) and that idea bursts his safety bubble so much, he develops a phobia he starts to associate with PTSD, because that sounds like something good to associate himself to once more gain pity points.
So bottom line: Dobson may have an actual phobia now based on the event, but the basis for it was laid in his actions years before, when he thought he was untouchable thanks to his ego and the anonimity of the net. Now that said safety net was damaged by the accident, he made himself even more insane.
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He's not standing up against oppression, he never even gotten his ass out of the chair, when was 'making a stand'. He doesn't point things out as 'sexist', because his frontal lobes concluded at some point that women are treated worse than men, and his 'sense of justice' said that this needs to be changed. If anything, he has a 'sense of self-righteousness', - that's about it. He is still a beta-male who sucks up to feminazis in the vain hope, that one of them will descend from the heavens and bless him with some form of attention. And I bet if that ever happens, he would suddenly turn into some sort of creepy human leech, until a restraining order keeps him away from whatever woman made the mistake to approach him.
Dobson "raises his voice" for LGBT-rights because, he fetishises lesbians and even his brain figured out, that he can't openly mock the gross gay men, when he gets off on two girls making out with each other. I think he doesn't even reflect on the matter what is oppressive and what not, he just parrots the next big thing that pops up in his twitter-feed, so one of his senpais will notice him.
And looking at his complaints about that stupid costume, he has clearly no idea what can be considered as something-something-phobic and what can't. That pretty much proves that he is not in it for the SJWing, but for attention and/or pussy (, or an air valve or whatever - not like es is getting any). Given his impressive lack of introspection, I would even go so far that he never even once reflected about what his hind brain urges him to do...
Dobson "raises his voice" for LGBT-rights because, he fetishises lesbians and even his brain figured out, that he can't openly mock the gross gay men, when he gets off on two girls making out with each other. I think he doesn't even reflect on the matter what is oppressive and what not, he just parrots the next big thing that pops up in his twitter-feed, so one of his senpais will notice him.
And looking at his complaints about that stupid costume, he has clearly no idea what can be considered as something-something-phobic and what can't. That pretty much proves that he is not in it for the SJWing, but for attention and/or pussy (, or an air valve or whatever - not like es is getting any). Given his impressive lack of introspection, I would even go so far that he never even once reflected about what his hind brain urges him to do...
...and not once he figured out, that it is less about what he says that pisses people off, but more about the context, why he says it and how he says it.
Mysllaw383
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This almost makes me feel sorry for Dobbles. Allllmost.
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I would say paranoia is a big driving force with Dobson.
Theres a rare mention Dobbie not liking being out at night. His girlfriends family had offered to rearrange their holiday celebrations so he could get back home before sun set but he decided not to risk it (or was still butthurt about the last time they ruined his christmas).
It would be interesting to learn more about if Dobson has an actual fear of the dark or hes just paranoid he will be attacked.
UglyOldJafar
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Don't. Just don't. I brought that theory up mostly in order to give what I would consider an explanation for his issue with the bottle. And while I think it is sad that Dobson's life is going in the current direction, I don't think he deserves any sympathy really as it would be easy for him to fix things up if he would just admit that yes, things did not turn out the way he ever intented.
Not just that. Considering the amount of comics he did with SYAC that are featuring what is obviously his childhood self it is obvious guy is also stuck in the past and the grudged from there. Okay granted, that is obvious considering his shit with still not forgiving that old school bully, but I am actually referign to other things. Looking over Dobson's comics in general, the comics about his college days aside that had no punchline, there are two strips that always stood out for me. One features child Dobson being approached by some girl who may have a crush on him and asks him if he likes her. He is unsure what to say and she goes, an obvious atmosphere of regret shown within. Now I wonder, why does someone who is in his mid 20s at least at that point reminiscence about something that probably happened in elementary school? I am not saying that it is a bad thing looking back in your life and sometimes wonder how with your current knowledge and understanding you could have done something else in these days, but this wasn't just him thinking about it and moving on. This was him thinking about it and working through it by making a comic strip. The seocnd strip shows teen Dobson being sad about his life and then saying "Computer, shut down the simulation" (get it? Star Trek TNG?) only for nothing to happen cause well, this si the life, Dobbi. I just think that Dobson in general was always rather unhappy with his life, even as a kid. He wanted an ideal life and unfortunately not even "following his dreams" led him to do so.
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Like CWC, the dobster lives in the past and carry's his grudges, crushes and rejections as if they were still relevant today.
Its like the strip when he receives a facebook request from the guy who bullied him and rejects it on the basis that.....well he bullied him.
Now I can understand if the bullying he suffered was somewhat traumatic but according to Dobsons deviant art journal it mostly amounted to ruining some of his art and wedgies but the point is Dobson holds the grudge rather than let wounds heal.
I've mention before on this thread but the "evil jerk" who bullied me during high school is my drinking buddy these days, he contacted me via facebook, we started talking and decided to leave the past in the past.
I dont think many people are honestly completely happy with how they turned out but it shouldn't get in the way of you living your life and striving to be better. Dobson just dwells on the past, thinking of his life in terms of what people did wrong to him and everything thats wrong with the world rather than what he may have done wrong and how he can make his situation better.
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