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Welcome to the culture of women. Don't worry Jake, we don't want you here either.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Jake visited Mom (or vice versa) and watched some TV with her; learns that the CIS ARE AT IT AGAIN:
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He also might have just been watching CNN on the overhead TV while waiting for therapy or something.
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Jake isn’t concerned about pronouns because no one IRL ever talks about him.
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It's pretty hilarious how obsessed he is with the very, very few people who even acknowledge his existence as a weird, shrieking disturbed person. That's pretty much Glinner and Jesse Singal, who occasionally note that yes, there is this crazed weirdo obsessed with them.
Meanwhile, he remains notably disturbed that the female he has stalked for nearly a decade, Zoe Quinn, does not acknowledge his existence, and like Russell Greer, he is incredibly upset that she will not suck him his penis.
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I enjoy the irony of the gnome complaining about a problem that only exists because now balding gnomes can claim to be female, and are very upset if you don't acknowledge their alternative reality.
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I’m still amazed at how Jake bungles the message every other troon puts out. That even if you’re cis you should offer pronouns because you can’t tell what someone goes by based on looks.
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Yet again he avoids cancellation purely by being too boring to pay attention to.
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And by his Googleshngs being so interminable and incoherent that nobody even knows what he's saying.
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40 year old man discusses with himself whether or not "queer" is a slur in 2021:
I'm pretty sure he's wrong, of course, about queer being a slur in the 1800s.
I'm pretty sure he's wrong, of course, about queer being a slur in the 1800s.
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"Queer" is a Schrodinger's slur. It is or isn't depending on who you are and what you mean.
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Everything is, my nigga.
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A typical Jake day consists of logging on to Twitter, looking for things to get upset about and deciding, “Well, I can’t possibly sort my life out today, not while people are liking tweets made by a guy who once said mean things about me!”
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And as usual, he's super vague so that when he's called out on it or pressed for details, he can deny or deflect like the pussy he is.
Here's a way you can set healthy boundaries with social media, Jake: nuke your Twitter account, flush your iPhone in the toilet, drop your computer into a filled bathtub, and GTFO outside.
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I reckon he secretly follows all these people, just so he can seethe and wallow.
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I’m pretty sure Twitter let’s you turn off auto play, but we all know Jake is a Twitter expert.
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Someone should tell Jake that old joke, maybe that will help him overcome his problems with Twitter:
- Doctor! Help me, every time I bend my hand like this it hurts like motherfucker!
- Stop doing that, then?
- Doctor! Help me, every time I bend my hand like this it hurts like motherfucker!
- Stop doing that, then?
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This and a previous googleshng got a lot of traction, which makes it funnier to see the like drop off and realize nobody actually made it to the end. He really could have made it to the big leagues if he just had the first tweet. Or just "normalize saying queer when talking about queer people," with the clap emojis.
Props to Jake for also realizing trying to get people to say "LGBTQIA2IIWTFBBQLMNOP+++" is fucking stupid.
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How to "establish boundaries with social media."
Your computer has a power button, Jake. Push it. No social media.