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[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin's made some more Tweets for our entertainment!

First of all, is the K-cup saga incoming? This groomery comic indicates yes!

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Here's a little bit of Twitter roleplay on Kevin's part that, for some reason, I found especially disgusting:

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And finally, a reminder that American society used to be incredibly based not so long ago.

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[Yamamura]

Looking at this just really puts into perspective how much damn work it actually takes for MTF trannies to not get immediately clocked just facially, no wonder Kevkev's going to be wearing masks publicly for the foreseeable future. Short of bone shaving for the brows and jaw, lipo for the upper lip, nose job, hair replacement, and a deep clean and care routine for his skin, he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of looking even half-way "passing". Pick up a fucking facial moisturizer Kevin, the dark side of the moon wants it's craters back.

Things like this really make me think that it's interesting how sexual dysmorphism exists in almost all animals, yet humans are the only ones who eventually evolved to the point where some of us are using tools to hack off parts of their body to deceive others into thinking they're the opposite sex. I mean Kevin could saw off as many parts of his body/face as he wants, but his silhouette and frame is still unmistakably male. Even though we can't see Kevin's face, he still looks like someone's dad at a barbecue.

Hot girl summer indeed Kevin.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

I'm pretty sure this is an autism thing. Some autistic people (pl: this may or may not include myself) do not naturally make normal facial expressions and have to practice things like smiling.

Nice idea you’ve got there and everything, except our boy Kev is not an autist.
He’s self diagnosed and hiding behind that as a way to excuse his child-like behavior/occasional temper tantrums.
What’s actually going on here is that he looks ugly and creepy when he smiles with his thin lips and tiny, piss yellow teeth and he knows it. That’s why he doesn’t do it that often. No other reason.

 

[Pizdec]

He doesn't have autism. Kevin has stated that his mother, who works with tard kids, doesn't believe he has autism.

He reckons he does but he's just a fat, awkward nerd with terrible social skills and no charisma. Him being terminally online and only interacting physically with retarded tranch men has degraded these further.

These kinds of men are a dime a dozen in the tranny world.

I always laugh at the notion of just because you have autism automatically means you have bad social skills. Anyone who has spent a majority of their time online will develop bad social skills, that is undeniably a fact. I'm sure some folks remember Null and the Couch Cuck, AKA @FuckYou. The two of them are a good example of that constantly online social fork, where the Couch Cuck didn't get off the internet and try to take measures to improve his life, and eventually decided to shoot up a school. Meanwhile, Null did get off the internet, got a job, socialized, went to school, etc etc.

Also, just because you're autistic, or even if you're in a genetic disposition doesn't mean you'll be stuck depending on others. People have still succeeded in the face of adversity.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Daenerys Troonborn, Breaker of Toys, Mother of Nothing, of House Trancharyen

I'm pretty sure this is an autism thing. Some autistic people (pl: this may or may not include myself) do not naturally make normal facial expressions and have to practice things like smiling.
IME the smile with teeth is especially difficult because it usually ends up being
a) Too wide so you look like the Joker
b) A snarl where you bare teeth and look like a wild animal
c) Soy mouth (i.e. the classic pre-trans kevin photos)
d) An obviously forced grimace
e) Full tard-face (see above image)

I've long suspected this is why he has the exact same "AGP smirk" in every photo he takes, as it is a practiced configuration of his face muscles that reliably looks ok (at least to him). Casually turning up the corners of one's mouth is a foolproof way to get the point of a smile across without looking insane and/or retarded. His comment about it being "really hard for me to pull off" an open-lipped smile makes this theory a lot more likely, as people who intuitively know how to smile usually don't brag about doing one correctly (not like that's the case here but the point stands).

On the bright side, here's a robot that wouldn't be a complete waste of money for this manchild:

Robot teaching copying facial expressions to children with autism and special need education

This video demonstrates how QTrobot, a humanoid social robot, teaches copying facial expressions to children with autism spectrum disorder and special need e...

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ETA: He also seems to have some sort of face blindness which could very well be related to struggling with his own expressions.

It takes a long time to learn how to smile as yourself. Speaking from experience here. I was smiling like leatherface for most of my early/teen years until finally it just clicked.

Here's a tip, practicing in front of the mirror does nothing. It just comes naturally one day. My optimal smile doesn't even show my bottom teeth.

 

[AssignedEva]

Things like this really make me think that it's interesting how sexual dysmorphism exists in almost all animals, yet humans are the only ones who eventually evolved to the point where some of us are using tools to hack off parts of their body to deceive others into thinking they're the opposite sex. I mean Kevin could saw off as many parts of his body/face as he wants, but his silhouette and frame is still unmistakably male. Even though we can't see Kevin's face, he still looks like someone's dad at a barbecue.
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Hot girl summer indeed Kevin.

I'd also add that the shop wouldn't physically be achievable with sawing bits off anyway. The supraorbital ridge can only be trimmed down by an absolute maximum of 3mm and that puts it at risk of collapsing into the sinuses from being too thin. Likewise you can't decrease the distance between the condylar processes, you can only lop bits off the side of the lower mandible to round it out. This is why Contrapoints wasn't happy with her "top shelf FFS".
To compensate, surgeons might engage with facial lipofeminization or dermal fillers to try and balance the face - "your jaw won't look so big with a cheek augmentation" - which is why some trans women end up looking like their head's inflated like a balloon.
tl;dr Kevin's always going to look Cro-Magnon even if he could afford $70k + in FFS

 

[Schatzi Katze]

All of this tranch activity means we are gonna have a bunch of Kevin rares in the background of others photos. A truly glorious day indeed.

Side of kevin spotted on far right.
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Behold, the worst camp at Burning Man. (jk in my experience most troons are either scared of or dismissive of burns because because nobody there gives a fuck about gender so all of a sudden the thing that gives them Special Points online is irrelevant, and its generally full of fun weirdos who didnt have to mutilate themselves to be happy with being a human being lol)

Also might rainbows saying this, but I'm going to give that Ash Coyote person a tiny amount of credit for actually taking care of their hair. It may just be bleached on top, but a distinct two tone look like that is still a bitch to keep up and they do a good job of it.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I think they're a Human Centipede of ideologies, where Antifa/commie pellets go in one end and a fashy militia aesthetic comes out the back.

Ah. I figured as much, but wasn't entirely sure. Thank you for the clarification.

 

[Amewsed]

What’s actually going on here is that he looks ugly and creepy when he smiles with his thin lips and tiny, piss yellow teeth and he knows it. That’s why he doesn’t do it that often. No other reason.

And he'll never truly be happy.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

And finally, a reminder that American society used to be incredibly based not so long ago.
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An example that comes to my mind is an episode of the television show Grace Under Fire, a show from the early to late-1990s. I was watching it with family, and part of the episode's plot included one of the characters (a black man) being hit-on by a white man, as it turns out the white man is homosexual. Many jokes are made at his expense, and it's generally surprising to find out he's like that. It's really noticeable how much humor has changed in the years since this show was produced, and it makes me appreciate older television a bit more.

 

[BSC]

"Hot" "Girl" Summer continues. Is that green tank-top literally the only shirt that you own Kevin?

Spoiler: selfies

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Even MORE hot girl summer. If I saw this lovely lady in public I don't know what I'd do. Probably turn around and run the fuck away.

Spoiler: oh cmon this nigga isn't even trying

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Kevin is mad that faggots get banned from twitter for calling each other faggots. Rules for thee but not for me, eh Kev?


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[White Devil]

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Shut up, faggot.

 

[Ball Breaker]

"Hot" "Girl" Summer continues. Is that green tank-top literally the only shirt that you own Kevin?
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Spoiler: selfies

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Even MORE hot girl summer. If I saw this lovely lady in public I don't know what I'd do. Probably turn around and run the fuck away.
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Spoiler: oh cmon this nigga isn't even trying

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Kevin is mad that faggots get banned from twitter for calling each other faggots. Rules for thee but not for me, eh Kev?
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Kevin should wear masks more often, they do a lot to improve his appearance.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin should wear masks more often, they do a lot to improve his appearance.

He looks more like a man in the mask pic lmao

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He looks more like a man in the mask pic lmao

It covers his autogynesmile and that's a massive advantage over not wearing a mask.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

These guys really never smile with teeth. Is dental care that hard to get? It's surprisingly cheap to keep them decent, and you only have the one set the rest of your life. Aw gee, I'm talking about the wrong crowd, aren't I? Investing in their bodies will never be a priority

 

[BSC]

Same energy.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

“A world in which no one can use queer related slurs is not one that’s achieved queer liberation.”
-Kevin Gibes

I’m proud to be contributing to the liberation of oppressed trannies. Thanks, faggot.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

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Same energy.

At least Harold shows his pearly whites

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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