John McAfee found dead in Spanish prison cell after Spanish court OK extradition to the US

I fucking love this absolutely bumfuck retarded world we live in. It never fails to entertain.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Bam walked out of a pub in Saint Petersburg with John McAfee, who paid the Spaniards several Bitcoins to fake his death, and he's like, "It was all an ARG. Viral marketing. Buy my rings plz. Lovingly 3D printed by my good friends in Estonia."

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I mean we knew it was coming, the man had more drugs running in his system than blood.
If this guy didn't get into all this weird shit he could have been on par with the big tech boys like Mark and Elon.
 
It would be hilarious if McAfee just paid off a guard and faked his death. He is being held in Spain after all, and he is the exact type of person who would do something like this. There's almost zero chance of this, I just think it would be hilarious if he actually did it.
True, the chances of this being the case is remote... but if anyone could pull this off, it'd be McAfee.

As an added bonus, I'd like to think that he did a Carlos Ghosn. I could see him being snuck out of prison in a big box to an awaiting private plane.
 
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