Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Photo of a Road]

"All in all you're just another brick in the wall ..."

Happy 30th, Shoe.

That's a downgrade from a flower on the wall

 

[Gay Mouth]

Shoe’s not going to kill herself ridiculous

She’s going to keep living a comfortable life in her upper class parents’ home on Long Island, more and more desperately embracing socialism online as her sister continues to succeed and thrive at life.

Guid on, Guidette.

 

[qazzzz]

Happy 30th June! Here’s to 30 more years of liberal coping

 

[Bastard_Call]

Shoe could literally have sex with any of her simps at any time. She's a VOLcel, meaning it's voluntary.

Fucking a guy like that is the female equivalent of being a kissless virgin.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Can whoever posted the egg button meme post it again since the jannies nuked it in their infitnite wisdom?

Let's see if the URL is still in my history.... https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/2284/2284093-8f04ee00b5e89e5cfc8c94a89193b9b1.mp4

 

[Falcerer]

Janny approved version of my previous video

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

happy belated 30th birthday, June.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I hate to interrupt all the "Happy Birthday June!" messages that should have been posted yesterday, but we have a even funnier anniversary to celebrate today.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Shoe could literally have sex with any of her simps at any time. She's a VOLcel, meaning it's voluntary.

Celibacy is inherently voluntary.

She's just "cel".

 

[DumbDude42]

Predictions what will happen once Shoe has to take adult responsibilities now that her biological clock is making her barren bit by bit?
Homeless, prostitution or a exit bag with helium?
She isn't one to cope with reality and inevitabilies.

the smartest move would be to nuke her internet presence, change her look (easy since she's wearing wigs all the time anyway), maybe even change her name, and try to get a life outside the interwebs. which as a young-ish non obese white woman would be very easy for her.
but this would mean giving up the thousands of dollars that simps keep throwing at her every month, and no more attention from internet strangers, and i don't think she's willing to give that up.

if she keeps being shoe, she'll just keep going on her downward spiral. armoredskeptic sure had his flaws, but going from being that guys girlfriend to being a vaush orbiter is really sad. and what will she do after vaush eventually tells her to fuck off? i don't see much of a future for her like this.

 

[Dogfacefuke]

but this would mean giving up the thousands of dollars that simps keep throwing at her every month, and no more attention from internet stranger

She could probably just pull a Spoony/Jim and ghost but keep the Patreon up.

At that point all you have to do is toss a few Tweets out from time to time, and the most diehard retards will keep throwing their cash at you.

And then if she was smart build something offline while using that small cashflow as a crutch/wig to move forward.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

She could probably just pull a Spoony/Jim and ghost but keep the Patreon up.

At that point all you have to do is toss a few Tweets out from time to time, and the most diehard retards will keep throwing their cash at you.

And then if she was smart build something offline while using that small cashflow as a crutch/wig to move forward.

The weird thing is June probably has a fair amount of money squirreled away, she could just start up some sort of completely normal business and just fucking disappear from the face of the internet.

But she won't.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Happy(belated) Wallday Shoe.

 

[quickthrowaway]

Fellow bald person, Tim Pool, mentioned that he has invited Shoe onto his Timcast IRL show multiple times and she's rejected it every time.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Fellow bald person, Tim Pool, mentioned that he has invited Shoe onto his Timcast IRL show multiple times and she's rejected it every time.

The proper term is 'Person of Baldness' sweaty

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Fellow bald person, Tim Pool, mentioned that he has invited Shoe onto his Timcast IRL show multiple times and she's rejected it every time.

That's because Tim told her to go fuck herself

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Surprised no one has posted this yet from the MATI stream. Unless they did and had a change of heart and instead decided to wish June a very happy birthday instead! Kinda pog if I do say so myself.
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Spoiler: P.S. Can this photo pls make its way to the OP many thanks

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In my humble opinion, these 2 stills were the highlight of the stream. Shit had me rolling.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I hate to interrupt all the "Happy Birthday June!" messages that should have been posted yesterday, but we have a even funnier anniversary to celebrate today.
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"We were together for 5 years and were long-distance the entire time."

Cuck.

Anyway... HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY, SHOE. How does the wall taste?

 

[Pablo Escobar]

She said that he had somewhere.

He saw it about a year and 3 days ago. Right?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Shoe could literally have sex with any of her simps at any time. She's a VOLcel, meaning it's voluntary.

She's not a volcel. She is not rejecting sex because she wants to be celibate, it's because the ones who want to fuck her are losers. Volcel/incel characteristics don't apply the same for women. (I said this before but Dear Leader edited me).

She's just a basic bitch with impossible standards.