Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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When she went quiet I really thought the age had finally gotten to her. That maybe she had fallen into a deep depression or was reflecting on how much she's wasting her life right now. I thought, maybe, we were never gonna see her again, or we would see a big tearful statement on how much it sucked being 30. Either way, I expected a new direction.

Silly me, of course she was going to go back to living on Twitter and replying with awful takes and shitty 1-liners like she never skipped a day.
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
The weird thing is June probably has a fair amount of money squirreled away, she could just start up some sort of completely normal business and just fucking disappear from the face of the internet.

But she won't.
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This is one of the constant issues with E-celebs that I find fascinating. How terrible they are at fiscal responsibility, I mean I understand to an extent that you suddenly come into money you spend some of it, but a personal observation about a lot of them is that many of them are leveraged up to every penny, more money just means that they spend more and get themselves into a vicious cycle where they can't walk away even if they hate it.

I'd be willing to put money on the fact that June wouldn't be able to quit her internet personality by the sheer merit that if she did, she'd run out of money quickly and might actually then be forced to work for a living.
 
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Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost said:
This is one of the constant issues with E-celebs that I find fascinating. How terrible they are at fiscal responsibility, I mean I understand to an extent that you suddenly come into money you spend some of it, but a personal observation about a lot of them is that many of them are leveraged up to every penny, more money just means that they spend more and get themselves into a vicious cycle where they can't walk away even if they hate it.

I'd be willing to put money on the fact that June wouldn't be able to quit her internet personality by the sheer merit that if she did, she'd run out of money quickly and might actually then be forced to work for a living.
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Because they often get their money really young and it didn't require discipline to acquire.
 
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Heapin' Hunk'a Muenster said:
Oh Christ did she do something to deserve being thrown into this form now? Or is this just the culmination of her entire bullshit uwu persona finally moving her here?

God please tell me more nudes didn't leak.
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Woe-B-Gon (TM) said:
What?

(Scrolls up.)

Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her, recognizing that she doesn't deserve the dubious honor of "internet famous". This is... oddly profound.
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I was wondering this too, I wouldn't exactly call her someone that makes content about beauty products or cosmetics. Does the Snowflake tag discern her from the rest in some way? The only thing I could think of was putting her here so people stop thirsting, but I don't think it's really been that big a problem.

Edit: Apparently there's a flowchart on the matter, and I guess the Snowflake branch could describe Shoe's grifting tendencies. Or maybe like below it's just quarantine zone, but I figured that was taken care of when the thread was locked and swept?
 
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Jack Awful said:
I think Null got sick of the off topic debates and cast it to the quarantine zone (the subforum mostly girls use)
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It isn't even like Armoured Skeptic shows up here anymore. The thread is now 100% about June all the time. It might as well be in the Beauty Parlour section if she is the focus.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
It isn't even like Armoured Skeptic shows up here anymore. The thread is now 100% about June all the time. It might as well be in the Beauty Parlour section if she is the focus.
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but for archival sake it's better to keep both.
Marche said:
I just realised her name is June and she was born in June.
Her parents sure as fuck were not sending their best.
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i found it funny that she took at 4D break after the whole "happy 30 june" thing.
 
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Woe-B-Gon (TM) said:
What?

(Scrolls up.)

Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her, recognizing that she doesn't deserve the dubious honor of "internet famous". This is... oddly profound.
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Yes but you and I both know that forum is for the famous AND infamous. People still know who she is somehow, for better or worse.

That being said, I only am curious as to why suddenly when there have been two batches of nudes "leaked" already, that and add to the fact that Armored has basically become just some regular guy without her, you'd think this would have been moved here long ago by such criteria.

So I figured something might have happened to trigger such a move. Honestly I'm glad it didn't. She doesn't need more ego stroking with more "leaked" nudes. Though considering how she's getting destroyed in Twitter arguments lately, that might be what she ends up falling back on
 
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she's currently orbiting fat neckbeard vaush lol how is that 'impossible standards'
i guess he has money, but still
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That's not a matter of standards, that's a matter of gravity.

Woe-B-Gon (TM) said:
What?

(Scrolls up.)

Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her, recognizing that she doesn't deserve the dubious honor of "internet famous". This is... oddly profound.
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It's not a demotion, it's a way to tamp down palpable thirst. In Internet Famous, thirst was abided. Here, if you say anything in the ballpark of-- and I quote, and I quote-- "June is not ugly and I would consider having sex with her" you have cats on standby waiting to maul your ass and bite your dick off.

Metaphorically, of course.

More realistically, you're more likely to get threadbanned for some period of time than you would have been in Internet Famous.
 
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Big Butts Bunny said:
Why has June's thread been moved to Beauty Parlour?

First Brittany Venti, then Alinity, now Shoe... every female on the on Internet Famous board is being moved to here. How fucking retarded dude.
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i guess it's because her only claim to fame (and lolcow status) now is being an attention seeking girl on the internet
nobody talks about her politics anymore, not even herself. now everybody just talks about her looks, sex life, wigs, mental state, age, relationships, etc, and i guess that's more fitting for beauty parlour than internet famous
 
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Don.Apple said:
Link? Her following and her new socialist friends seem to eat up whatever she tweets from what I've seen.
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She takes a lot of shit from other commie e-girls and troons but a lot of it is behind her back and so it's not always as visible. There's a pretty solid chunk of people who see that she's just monkey branching trend to trend.
 
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On one hand, reading through pages of proselytizing trad larpers vs degenerates is unbearably boring/overdone and it'll be nice if that gets filtered out here. On the other, she does base almost her entire personality on her sociopolitical beliefs so it makes sense for those to posts to crop up here.

I just wanna laugh at her shitty life choices, pathetic choice in men and lack of hair. So for one humble user, it makes sense for the Beauty Parlor.
 
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I think Beauty Parlor is a good fit for June. No matter what she does online, her career boils down to having GOTIS, being a psycho who pulls out her hair, and seeking validation from men who look like even schlubbier versions of her dad.
 
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