What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[Shameimaru Aya]

Football. The American kind.

 

[Pina Colada]

Crows and ravens, a la Kurama from Urusei Yatsura.

 

[Upon my countries alter]

God of yankee gay ass anime

 

[glass_houses]

God of immaculately waxed and trimmed mustaches.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

God of adult cartoons that are metal as hell

 

[TFT-A9]

Patron saint of affable-bastard highwaymen

 

[glass_houses]

God of weaponised dog robots.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Made for TV movies that don't get put on DVD

 

[Crocketron]

plumbers

 

[Professional Lurker]

Goddess of middle-aged succubi

 

[Zippity Zappity Zop]

Goblins and Rusty Chains

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

Patron saint of Pokemon cards and their characters

 

[Old Man Mario]

Patron Saint of Red Body Hair

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Playing Nintendo games that won’t make you wish you’d emulate games

 

[Yamamura]

Kino video games

 

[Bastard_Call]

Patron saint of the man in my dreams who lures me into his van.

 

[Crex Crex]

Protector of rapists

 

[Red Hood]

Pickin' worms outta holes

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

Patron saint of anime vampires

 

[Oranguru]

Medieval dragon slayers