DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SaidNoOneEver]

If his ear infections are indeed happening, then it's coming from Phil being a disgusting pig and not showering or doing anything else which constitutes as having good hygiene. We all see how greasy his hair is seemingly all of the time

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When do you think those things were last cleaned? Snort!

 

[David Davidson]

>Game makes a character based on a very specific archetype
>Game devs can put their own biases in said character
>Game makes biased opinions for the consumer to consume

WOW GUYS! LOOK MY BIAS IS NOW SHOWN IN THIS CHARACTER! ISN'T IT WACKY HOW ITS LIKE THE REAL LIFE I SUBSCRIBE TO?

Go outside Phil, your husbando's aren't real you fucking weeb.

 

[laetiporus cincinnatus]

kiwi farms is back
trolls are no longer punching the air

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The fat retard even made a reddit account to comment on it

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Downvoted for good measure.

He was so close to being normal, if only for a moment. He just had to ruin it at the end.

 

[blahblahblah678]

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[Sona]

The fat retard even made a reddit account to comment on it

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Downvoted for good measure.

I'm sceptical, this doesn't sound like Phil att all. It's more likely a ween

 

[NotValKilmer]

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I see he realized faking a heat stroke wasn't going to get him the sympathy he wanted so he jumped back on the "trolls ruined muh life" victim wagon.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

If his ear infections are indeed happening, then it's coming from Phil being a disgusting pig and not showering or doing anything else which constitutes as having good hygiene. We all see how greasy his hair is seemingly all of the time

Remember when DSP said he was going to deep disinfect the office once a week moving forward?

Edit: PS, did DSP comment on the guy "committing suicide"?

 

[Fill Bern El]

Remember when DSP said he was going to deep disinfect the office once a week moving forward?

oh shit that just hit me like PTSD LMAO

he will memory hole ANYTHING that isn't for this: $$$

 

[EarwaxGourmet]

If his ear infections are indeed happening, then it's coming from Phil being a disgusting pig and not showering or doing anything else which constitutes as having good hygiene. We all see how greasy his hair is seemingly all of the time

Remember that this fat fuck admitted to not washing his pillow for years!

 

[Salubrious]

Time for another Retcon! Those damn drama queen bitches took DSP out of context again; he never insulted ProJared. He just made "generalized statements" at the exact same time related to his situation; but DSP never talked about him guys.

I do really love DSP's mental gymnastics. Even in his own words, DSP waited three years to dunk on the poor guy.. DSP literally said he called out ProJared but somehow didn't address ProJared in the exact same sentence. At 2:54 this is an exact quotation:

That wasn't talking specifically about anything about him, that was just me basically calling him out for being toxic to me years before.

That sentence gave me cancer, so DSP now has one less detractor in his life. DSP didn't "attack the guy", he just literally called him out for "insulting DSP" at the exact same time ProJared was at his weakest due to the allegations, but since DSP didn't comment on allegations specifically (only in general) that doesn't count in his mind.

The scary part is that I've watched DSP for so long that I'm starting to understand his thought processes.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Time for another Retcon! Those damn drama queen bitches took DSP out of context again; he never insulted ProJared. He just made "generalized statements" at the exact same time related to his situation; but DSP never talked about him guys.

I do really love DSP's mental gymnastics. Even in his own words, DSP waited three years to dunk on the poor guy.. DSP literally said he called out ProJared but somehow didn't address ProJared in the exact same sentence. At 2:54 this is an exact quotation:

That wasn't talking specifically about anything about him, that was just me basically calling him out for being toxic to me years before.

That sentence gave me cancer. So DSP now has one less detractor in his life.

If there ever was a textbook example of Phil and his pettiness, it would be his whole "strike back" mentality. Not only does it sound incredibly stupid (you're not a fucking Saturday morning cartoon villain, Phil), but it shows how immature Phil really is, despite his "totally mature" claims of himself now. Coupled with the fact that Phil is a big fat liar, it again brings into question why the hell he has "fans".

 

[Salubrious]

If there ever was a textbook example of Phil and his pettiness, it would be his whole "strike back" mentality. Not only does it sound incredibly stupid (you're not a fucking Saturday morning cartoon villain, Phil), but it shows how immature Phil really is, despite his "totally mature" claims of himself now. Coupled with the fact that Phil is a big fat liar, it again brings into question why the hell he has "fans".

You're somehow understating this.

If DSP saw ProJared's original tweet and sperged out back then, that would be one thing.

No, DSP sat on that resentment for THREE YEARS, waiting until ProJared was vulnerable, THEN struck back at him.

So he's petty, vindictive, AND a coward.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP is fat and hairy as fuck, of course this "heatwave" is slaughtering him. Meanwhile his wife is working outside in it, how do you not just come home after being all sweaty and slap this crybaby bitchtits fool for saying shit like "if you appreciate that I'm toughing through this heat for you guys, please tip me"?

Such a first world faggot.

(lol mati)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Looks like the tranny brigade is too busy dilating and hanging themselves. They could only run their op for one day. Pathetic.

Shortly after that line, Phil mentions that he doesn't really use YouTube as a viewer, especially relatively to how much he uses it as an uploader. I am surprised, and unsurprised, that Phil is probably ignorant of what the YT experience is for the average user. This probably extends to Twitch, too. This seems like basic customer service when using a platform. How many platform related issues have his viewers brought up that he just flat up did nothing about because he never actually used the site he's streaming on? lol

Remember when he said that whenever Youtube changes stuff they're nudniks because it's always some booksmart Google employee fucking it up for everyone and not someone who actually uses the site? Now I will say, Youtube does change to shit a lot of the times, but I will grant to Youtube that they did find a way of fixing the problem where they keep recommending the same channel you don't wanna watch, the thing Phil bitched about. You just hover over that faggot's video, click on the 3 dots then click "Don't recommend me that channel anymore". Easy fix, but I don't expect that boomer to know it.

DSP’s ability to wail and bitch about problems that also affect other people while acting like it’s a specific trial of his will always be one of the uniquely frustrating things about him. Crying over five times a day to your hugbox about a heatwave like no one else around you has to put up with it. It’s a combination of his lack of understanding social norms, fucked up sense of dignity, and extreme entitlement, all while playing into an illusion that “he’s just like you or me”.
Like how he expects us to believe he’s being kept poor by taxes alone while he makes more money than the average citizen. You wouldn’t know how fucking taxes work, kid.

I mean I'd understand if he bitched about the heat once because to be fair, Seattle is getting hit by an unprecedented heatwave right now. However, you can check his twitter and in his last 15 tweets he mentions being hot like 10 times. Really pigger, do you have to remind us this many times that you're "melting" and that your dumb gin-soaked brain can't figure out how to keep a khando down with 2 AC units and 5 fans?

 

[john_g]

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i just love how he makes everything about him and victimize himself

pure essence of narcism

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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Holy fuck, this is the voice acting that Phil claims as a selling point of his streams when he isn't getting his Scopely tributes? Not even offensively bad, just barely literate.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

i have a feeling Phillip is running the AC while his heating is working overtime.

No doubt the thermostat is set to low/mid 70's(like 74-75) during the winter and the drunk never shut it off by late spring.

So, maybe I’m being a dumbass or whatever, but I don’t understand how Phillip gets ear infections from head sets? And I’m no stranger to them: I had chronic ear infections as a child & have had 4 sets of tubes! I have been wearing head phones & earbuds for fucking years And have yet to have problems! So if I haven’t had problems, how in the fuck does this thumb thumbs looking motherfucker have that issue?

If his ear infections are indeed happening, then it's coming from Phil being a disgusting pig and not showering or doing anything else which constitutes as having good hygiene. We all see how greasy his hair is seemingly all of the time

I'm leaning toward the ear infections being true. I won't rule anything out but with his hygiene practices, the ear infections sound likely. When I used to catch his night streams on Twitch and he said he just got out of the shower...it looked like he splashed water on his face/hair. His hair still looked so greasy and looks like he would slip sometimes because he'd be wearing the same 10 yr old t-shirt he had on in the morning stream. I bet his bedding is nasty because khet is not sleeping in that bed with the pig. I also think he doesn't use q-tips regularly or clean out the over the ear gaming headphones. Dead skin and gunk build up in those headphones quick if you use them half the day every day. Bet he's too lazy to use a canned air spray and a small amount of rubbing alcohol or disinfectant every now and then. He treats everything like shit. His equipment, his body, and his fans.

 

[Iron Hamster]

holy fuck i just want to laugh at this fat faggot. can these nigger fucking trannies just leave us alone

They're costing Phail money since he can't create fake farms drama.

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An outstanding product idea came out in 2800 B.C. It is called soap. You should implement it.

It's the new 'wolverine'.

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lmao. Cry harder Phail. Go pull your Hogan.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I don't know if this has been discussed much here because the Farms has been up and down so much, but I implore everyone to watch this video. This is the absolute funniest, most delusional, most historical revisionist rant Phil has ever gone on. I burst out lout laughing at least three times watching this.