Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[X Pac Heat]

White Trash at their finest.

 

[Owlflaps]

I would hope Ian made Anisa sign a pre-nup at the very least, but let's be real here. He was dumb enough to marry her so I doubt he has any kind of foresight.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

LOL, I skipped this thread for some time, because this cow is just super-duper boring. She reminds me of some former classmate who was a plain cow, but tried hard to be original and special, it didn't work no matter what she did. Anyway, what do I see: some ugly new tattoos, and the cheap looking dress made of old window curtain.

I have a pretty horrifying thought: on one picture he is touching her belly. What if the cow got pregnant? Wouldn't it be pretty horrid?

 

[Flapjack]

Finally, she is married! Time to shave your head and become obese. pls

 

[Butwhythough]

What a wonderful honeymoon night, where the couple are supposed to consummate their marriage and she's consummating her Onlyfans

 

[Water-T]

Ian looks like he's going to be caught in a few months with a bunch of dead Boy Scouts he buried in his backyard after raping and mutilating them.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

On their wedding night do you think Ian was finally allowed to watch from the foot of the bed or was he still relegated to peeping from the closet?

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

I feel like even if they held a more traditional wedding Anisa would still get married in those combat boots.

She's not like other girls, don't you know. And maybe that's for the best.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

They look like they will have a baby, abuse it, but stay together until it goes to college or dies.
Also, Ian looks like a pedophile and Anisa looks like a hooker

 

[Puck]

I hate to disappoint you but they are proper match that usually the local auntie will do in more traditional settings a vapid whore and an autistic man who lets his dick do the thinking . These sort of marriages somehow outlast the greatest romances i have seen and they will probably be still around until someone croaks seen way too many times irl. Unless anisa is really dumb and fucks it up really badly or ian gets a chance with younger better looking woman than anisa . Either way match made in hell .

Theres no way, this sudden marriage reeks of a desperate attempt by a couple to breathe life into a dying relationship.

3 years. At most.

 

[Anstiv]

SHAVE YOUR HEAD
SHAVE YOUR HEAD
SHAVE YOUR HEAD
C'mon Anisa, get that Bald BPD Trainwreck look!!!!!!

Holy shit for real why do so many of them do this?

 

[modern horrors]

If I didn't know this was Pasty McCracker, I would've thought those hands belong to someone else.
Is this foreshadowing?

 

[blackmarketbaby]

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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!

Ya'll didn't "elope". I'll put money on it that they'll divorce in the same state.

Congrats!

 

[Long-Nosed Fish]

at least $1000.

Nah, fashion (esp. womens fashion) drops like a fucking rock once it's out of season. Probably a couple hundred at most unless it has some sort of provenance or something.

 

[Meiwaku]

This is exactly how I pictured it in my head. God I fucking love lolcows

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The face of a woman who's in the process of accepting that it is now socially expected of her to bang Ian.

The face of a man who's in the process of accepting that it is now socially expected of him to bang Anisa.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I wonder if Ian and Idubbz will ever have the mental image of wanting to have children one day and starting a family. Sure, they were just married without not caring too much about their respective families, but just imagine these young adults as actual parents.

If Ethan and Hila could do it, then Ian and Anisa will be next on the chopping block.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!

They should have gone full trailer park mode. This should have been her dress:

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

Nah there's no way this is real. They can't seriously be this trashy.

Sampson's demise was at the hands of a woman.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Nah there's no way this is real. They can't seriously be this trashy.

I'm just disappointed they were trashy in such a boring way instead of going over the top haute mess style.


You can see Anisa's undies under the dress, it's not like they're pretending to be classy.