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"lol 0 tips" - Said a guy with a 2 month membership crown. Never ceases to amaze me.

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I love how often DSP has been dropping his "Nobody is talking. I dont know why" recently. It is now the chat's job to teach Phil the game mechanics, start the conversation, and pay DSP. Also, if your conversation isn't exactly what Phil wants, you are derailing the stream and run the risk of being called stupid or a moron. Sound good?
 
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Ah, a classic Phil moment… someone asked him how getting an XBOX Series X is going to increase his viewership, to which Phil immediately said “Except I never said that! What I said was…” and then he explained how Game Pass would expose him to more games, etc. etc., implying that this would increase viewership. So Phil showed that chat member how wrong he was by explaining how right he was. Classic Phil.
 
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'Alright we got some morahn in the chat saying 'Phil, how's a dead guy supposed to work with law enforcement to take down Kiwi Farms?' Well, if you were a machoor adult you would know there's this thing called a Ouija board.'

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he believes Ouija boards can actually contact the dead. When he got laid off from his office job, a fortune cookie told him that he'll be fine financially and that encouraged him to pursue a 'career' as a low quality content creator, and he kept the piece of paper for years.
 
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I don't wanna derail the ongoing discussions too much, but we shouldn't talk about that Reddit account like it's confirmed that it's DPS. We don't know that and the possibility that it's a ween or troll is still very real
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I would have to do a fair bit of digging to find this again (maybe someone here might remember he had/has a supposed reddit account) but someone called DSP on Reddit posted 2 threads on the legal advice subreddit about getting detractor related content demonetised on YouTube due to defamation. This happened over a year (maybe two years) ago as well, and that account didn't make many other posts/comments unrelated to the two posts.

But the big anomaly with that past account being Phil himself is that, Phil might have tried to copyright claim and flag channels in his early decline-ish period around 2013-2014 when TIHYDP and detractor content became very well known and stared to override his videos in the search algorithm, and he would have realised early on that it wasn't going to work out the way he wanted it to. So unless something seriously rubbed him the wrong way about some troll video when those posts got published, that account seemed like someone just messing around with Phil's name and did it for one of those fake legal advice gags that people do on that subreddit for kicks.

So that Reddit account may/may not be him.

Although what's pretty funny to me, is that if he does frequent Reddit from time to time, I'm sure he'd be very pleased to know that he doesn't have a "fan" subreddit like most other game content related streamers do, but a hate watch subreddit, arguably more troll fueled and autistic than here.
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
Ah, a classic Phil moment… someone asked him how getting an XBOX Series X is going to increase his viewership, to which Phil immediately said “Except I never said that! What I said was…” and then he explained how Game Pass would expose him to more games, etc. etc., implying that this would increase viewership. So Phil showed that chat member how wrong he was by explaining how right he was. Classic Phil.
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If I'm not mistaken, shortly after someone made a good point about Game Pass also being on Xbox One. So nothing is stopping Phil from actually doing his "Phil tries game pass" series. That fat git just wants someone to donate him a new toy.
I don't have an Xbox, so maybe someone can kindly correct me, but I believe so far he can play every game that's on Game Pass on an Xbox One. So in typical Phil style he messes up another chance to give something to his fans.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
If I'm not mistaken, shortly after someone made a good point about Game Pass also being on Xbox One. So nothing is stopping Phil from actually doing his "Phil tries game pass" series. That fat git just wants someone to donate him a new toy.
I don't have an Xbox, so maybe someone can kindly correct me, but I believe so far he can play every game that's on Game Pass on an Xbox One. So in typical Phil style he messes up another chance to give something to his fans.
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The only game I know of on there that can't be played on the regular One is The Medium.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
I am ashamed to say this but I really have no fucking clue how it happened- my top autofill suggestion by google when I simply type amazon leads me to DSP's amazon's wishlist

and by the way, he fucking added an Xbox Series X to the fucking list last week LMAO
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Google knows mate, Google always knows.

I wonder who will get it for him, because I doubt he will buy it himself. I'm not sure what annoys me more. That he believes he has fans that would drop around 800$ for him, or that someone likely will.

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Was feeling inspired for some reason today so I've made a quick video for the June financial round-up. If it's too autistic for you I'll have a proper round-up in a day or two :tomgirl:

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Mate that is bloody amazing work.
 
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I'm not sure if anyone's done it yet so I charted DSP's family tree on ancestry. I couldn't find anything about Fred Burnell except that according an obituary he lived in Alaska at some point, does anyone know anything else about him? He's probably English as Burnell is an English name.

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So, the result is Phil is 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Slovak, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 ???

Edit: Something I just noticed is that Nellie Grabiec birthed Linda quite late for the time at 37 years old. Maybe genetic defects associated with that are why Linda seems so repugnant in Phil's stories?
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
If I'm not mistaken, shortly after someone made a good point about Game Pass also being on Xbox One. So nothing is stopping Phil from actually doing his "Phil tries game pass" series. That fat git just wants someone to donate him a new toy.
I don't have an Xbox, so maybe someone can kindly correct me, but I believe so far he can play every game that's on Game Pass on an Xbox One. So in typical Phil style he messes up another chance to give something to his fans.
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This guy already has PS Plus and this is the first month in forever he did anything with the free games and that was just to duck Guilty Gear. He hasn't played Star Wars Squardron or Operation Tango why not check out the Ps Plus offerings once a month on a night stream?

Only game on Gamepass he is interested in is Flight Simulator which just so happens to only be available through the Series X and PC so...only the Series X. There is the master manipulator playing subtle again. Who could possibly tell what he's trying to do???
 
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