Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Kornula]

do you just like
not wash or sanitize your hands ever

You have got to be joking right?

 

[Red Sparrow]

You have got to be joking right?

I don't know, are they?

 

[Solid Snek]

Hi everyone, it's me, your good pal Graeme Kelly here. And I just wanted you to know, guys, that I am fully vaccinated, so I am. Fully vaccinated. So if you'd like to come talk to me, you won't have to worry about catching the coh-vid, so you won't. We could talk about anything. We could talk about wrestling, we could talk about movies, we could talk about the importance of following proper public health guidlines. Anything you want to talk about, we could talk about it. We could talk about My Little Pony, so we could.

And don't listen to those cyberbullies who say "ooo, Graeme is a human test subject, Graeme got the vax and now the genetic damage it's causing is going to turn him into a pedophile five years down the road." Don't listen to that stuff, guys, because it's not true. I'm telling ye, it's not. It's like that episode of Rugrats where all the little kids went to Pfizer and got their shots, so they did. If it's OK for Rugrats, it's OK for everyone, so it is.

So, any time of day guys, just come send me a message on Twitter. You don't have to wear a mask around me anymore, so you don't, because I've got my vaccinations.

 

[Varis]

Itchy. Tasty.

 

[Toolbox]

Where do you live where there's still a lockdown, much less a "forever lockdown?" Don't actually answer that, but move somewhere less retarded.

The point is the hypothetical. Even red states somehow got dragged into the year long part of the lockdowns, even if they didn't go as insane as the rest of the US. Now they're pushing a 'delta strain' that despite somehow claiming it's more infectious, will also somehow be more deadly at the same time. They're going for broke on this nonsense.

 

[mindlessobserver]

If we're gonna make it about cleanliness here than bathing is one of the most retarded things you could bring up. Sure it wastes less of your water than showering, but you just wallow in a pool of your own filth until it's time to empty it. How many pathogens do you think are staying on you then? Hope feeling nice is worth ultra-covid or whatever the next nonsense strain name is called after delta. Showering is truly based since you're going to war with the germs.

To be fair, you actually want to cultivate the bacteria on your skin rather then nuking them every day. Having plentiful colonies of benign bacteria greatly reduces the risk of opportunistic skin infections that can cause everything from Acne to MRSA. Showering may kill more germs then baths, but that is not necessarily a good thing.

 

[interrobangings]

Itchy. Tasty.

Deadly Silence reference?

 

[Burgerasssand]

Deadly Silence reference?

Resident Evil

 

[Disheveled Human]

To be fair, you actually want to cultivate the bacteria on your skin rather then nuking them every day. Having plentiful colonies of benign bacteria greatly reduces the risk of opportunistic skin infections that can cause everything from Acne to MRSA. Showering may kill more germs then baths, but that is not necessarily a good thing.

Hopefully all this vaccination will cause enough environmental pressure to mutate the disease to kill off all the retards that refuse it so we can get a two birds one stone scenario. Getting rid of the disease and retards in one fell swoop. Who the fuck wants to deal with dirty fucks like this guy.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

You are actually the reason why "Delta" exists non mask wearing disease caddies.

Still failing to understand basic evolution, I see...

 

[Disheveled Human]

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Still failing to understand basic evolution, I see...

I mean you have lowered yourself to defending dirty and degenerate hygiene practices just to mount some insane argument against me that vaccines are super dangerous. Just sit back and think honestly to yourself about the hill you are dying on.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I mean you have lowered yourself to defending dirty and degenerate hygiene practices just to mount some insane argument against me that vaccines are super dangerous. Just sit back and think honestly to yourself about the hill you are dying on.

He pretends to be a biologist but doesn't even know what herd immunity is and tardraged against how dangerous the covid vaccine is because it's mRNA, while not even realizing that there's other vaccine types out there, and not even addressing those other types than saying they're also bad when I pointed it out to him. Then again, pretending to be a biologist when you spout out incorrect, debunked anti-vax talking points and not even knowing how percentages work (by "agreeing" with the 0.00003% death rate claim) should already show everyone that he's lying.

He's just another right-wing anti-vaxer but upped the ante by pretending to be a biologist.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I mean you have lowered yourself to defending dirty and degenerate hygiene practices just to mount some insane argument against me that vaccines are super dangerous. Just sit back and think honestly to yourself about the hill you are dying on.

Brah what?
When the fuck did I say any of that?

Also, nice deflection from the fact your brain is too impaired to comprehend basic evolution.

He's just another right-wing anti-vaxer but upped the ante by pretending to be a biologist.

Cope and seethe.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Brah what?
When the fuck did I say any of that?

Also, nice deflection from the fact your brain is too impaired to comprehend basic evolution.

We get it you don't like to shower on the regular, stop giving health advice you dirty fuck.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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We get it you don't like to shower on the regular, stop giving health advice you dirty fuck.

Are you that assmad about ratings?

 

[Disheveled Human]

Are you that assmad about ratings?

I am not the one agreeing with people who don't shower regularly. Yikes!

I do not even negrate posts of yours lol I gave up months ago.

 

[Meriasek]

Getting the first shot of Comirnaty/Pfizer/Biontech tomorrow.
It's a weird thing. I don't have any grievances with the vaccines, I'm not scared of side effects or anything. At the same time I'm also not scared of the Coof, especially not the Delta variant, and I don't think I need the vaccine. I'm taking it purely because of social pressure, because not being vaccinated will result in too much of a hassle for something I'm not really opposed to beyond disliking being peer-pressured into it.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Getting the first shot of Comirnaty/Pfizer/Biontech tomorrow.
It's a weird thing. I don't have any grievances with the vaccines, I'm not scared of side effects or anything. At the same time I'm also not scared of the Coof, especially not the Delta variant, and I don't think I need the vaccine. I'm taking it purely because of social pressure, because not being vaccinated will result in too much of a hassle for something I'm not really opposed to beyond disliking being peer-pressured into it.

Well yeah people not on kiwi farms are normies, trying to impress us by being a chad and not getting the vaccine is retarded.

 

[Meriasek]

Well yeah people not on kiwi farms are normies, trying to impress us by being a chad and not getting the vaccine is retarded.

Getting the vaccine just to get the normies to shut up is similarly retarded, though. I have practically no medical benefit from it, it's all about maybe potentially not really getting some basic daily life dignity back, dignity that shouldn't have been taken away from me in the first place. I shouldn't need to constantly prove that I'm healthy, and I shouldn't need to behave like I'm a potential disease carrier, like some sort of plague rat.
But I do, and so I'll have to get a practically useless jab just to remain at zero risk just like before.
Considering that the outlook for autumn is already bleak, with plans for permanent mask mandates and excessive fear mongering regarding the Delta variant and how it relates to the vaccines, it's actually even more pointless to get vaccinated now, now that I'm thinking about. Nothing will change for vaccinated and unvaccinated alike; we'll still need to wear masks and still prove our innocence all the time, be it with a test or the vaccine.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Well yeah people not on kiwi farms are normies, trying to impress us by being a chad and not getting the vaccine is retarded.

It's not about trying to impress randos on the internet. For most of us, we have already done our risk assessment on getting the jab or the coof and have decided abstaining from the jab is the more sensible option.