DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wingnut]

Jfc it's like Game Theory for retards.

So just regular Game Theory then.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Car is in the shaap

Got a copy of his bill from the mechanic.

 

[Surly Muppet]

It 'makes Phil depressed' that he can't do multiplayer events because of trolls.
Hm... 'depressed'? I didn't think the d-word was allowed to be said outside of sanctioned times.

He is freaking out on people for asking about it.
Going off on people for pitching ideas because they're tired of the same marathons.

SnowKarl asked him if he considered getting a financial planner.
Phil says he issue isn't handling his money (lul), but it's his fluctuating income. He has not had consistent income since getting to Washington.
Remember that 10 year plan and $4k promise to Mama 'The Chimney' Burnell that Phil dropped because streaming was more financially consistent?

He also won't talk about specifics for what's wrong with his car and why it's in the shop. He doesn't want to 'give away personal information'.
I guarantee you it's in for an oil change and he is deliberately making it sound dramatic.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I guarantee you it's in for an oil change and he is deliberately making it sound dramatic.

They sent him an email telling him that he has to change it?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I find it right funny the faggot doesn't say what's wrong with the car because he, and I quote, doesn’t want to give away personal info.

I'm calling bollocks on car trouble.

 

[wahkando]

Another absolutely INSANE pre stream.

 

[FamicomGorby]

3K lemon PC is not a lemon according to Dave cause he uses it for streaming. Him bitching about it not being able to play games on ultra/stream in hd at the same time never happened.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just retconned all the hours he used to spend paying bills. Now his bills used to be on autopay but he has to actually manage when he pays them starting now.

The most he had to do was change the autopay to his bank account once the cards got taken away before the begruptcy which has been a while.
His bills are going to be relatively the same every month now.
Only 'bill' he doesn't know is his wwe spending.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Jesus fucking Christ. He just admitted the purpose of the $150 tips goal.
People will come and tip casually, smaller amount. But when he lowered back to $100, those people stopped tipping after he hit the goals.
He doesn't want people to feel like he hit the goal so that they'll keep tipping.

"Tiered rewards are a very good thing".
For who?

 

[Tom Delonge]

Him always trying to sell his begging as "gotta pay the bills" is such a blatant lie i can't believe he can do it with a straight face lmao. $10.000 in bills every month and he needs that money in tips right away cause more bills are coming up.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So he is "not feeling like wearing headphones tonight".
Probably already got his whale tips pre-arranged to hit the gay cowboy hat.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Paypigs fleeced again.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

He decreased the goal to $100 to prove he wasn't a greedy beggar. A couple weeks later increases it to $150. So what does that make you Phil?

A jew?

 

[YokuNama]

The man flatout admitted he didn't even look at his bills. He used Autopay for everything, and only until now.... after years of monthly begging and a bankruptcy... did he actually look and write down all of his bills to see what he's paying for.

If you give this idiot a dollar after that astonishing admittance.... I don't know what to tell you.

To be honest I don't even care if he scams OnlyIcedCoffee or GrayB2K, let their accounts drain to zero from watching this idiot beg and plead to play video games he hates for the rest of his life.

I kinda do feel bad for the mentally unstable people who he convinces like JaxxRaxxor who gave him $1,000 over buying himself a fucking car.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I wanted to point out, when the Gulag Gang dropped the $50 earlier, Phil thanked them for the 'long term support'.
This username has tipped decent amounts before, but not in months according to PigPigGo. So this is another alias of a whale who is currently active, or has been significantly more active than just this particular username. LocalNomad is more of a 'long term' supporter than this name, but Phil directly shouted them out for it.

Remember, the people giving him the money for these tips goals are catastrophically retarded. At this point, there is no defense - Phil is a scammer and mishandles money. They absolutely deserve to be scammed if they're that stupid, so just point and laugh.

The man flatout admitted he didn't even look at his bills. He used Autopay for everything, and only until now.... after years of monthly begging and a bankruptcy... did he actually look and write down all of his bills to see what he's paying for.

While you're probably right about the autopay based on what he said today, he has also been lying extensively about using autopay, claiming he takes several hours a week to pay bills manually. If he had no idea about the amounts or payment dates, then they were set up for autopay and he was lying about that, too.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The man flatout admitted he didn't even look at his bills. He used Autopay for everything, and only until now.... after years of monthly begging and a bankruptcy... did he actually look and write down all of his bills to see what he's paying for.

If you give this idiot a dollar after that astonishing admittance.... I don't know what to tell you.

To be honest I don't even care if he scams OnlyIcedCoffee or GrayB2K, let their accounts drain to zero from watching this idiot beg and plead to play video games he hates for the rest of his life.

I kinda do feel bad for the mentally unstable people who he convinces like JaxxRaxxor who gave him $1,000 over buying himself a fucking car.

He's full of shit because he has to gather the shit up for taxes plus he had to do it for the begruptcy.

 

[YokuNama]

While you're probably right about the autopay based on what he said today, he has also been lying extensively about using autopay, claiming he takes several hours a week to pay bills manually. If he had no idea about the amounts or payment dates, then they were set up for autopay and he was lying about that, too.

Oh I fully know that whatever he says there is an 87% chance is a fucking lie, or an embellished nugget of truth with a whole bunch of surrounding bullshit.

Like with the "car in the shop" he made sure to tell the audience about even though he knows its "not that big of a bill" but left it to the fans to speculate on when it's probably a $40 oil change that the car is "in the shop" for..... for 15 mins.

The point is, the man is a liar. And I don't see how anybody with a brain can't see it themselves... which makes me think most know he's a scumbag, but need his content..... which also makes me think, what THE FUCK is going on in your life that its justifiable to pay a scam-artist hundreds to thousands of dollars to make it through your day/week?

 

[DeeTracktor]

I just got a scoop from the writers of this shit show

We will have a fake tears stream by Christmas

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

What "things" did you hear DSP?

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Good. Just like Phil is gathering weird, retarded cunts in his little cult on his pathetic little shithole of a channel and thus doing everyone a favor by having them interact less with normal people on the platform, that "gated community" is completely isolating Phil from the general population and society in general. Due to his hermit lifestyle, he won't interact with the outside world. And due to him living in a gated community and never leaving his house, the outside world doesn't interact with him.

No one besides weirdos (us as well as his wheelchairs) give a shit about you Phil. And no one will care when eventually your shitty eating habits and sedentary lifestyle are gonna pound your fatass, unhealthy body like Jim pounds Khet. Enjoy your legacy.

 

[white gorilla glue]

I just got a scoop from the writers of this shit show

We will have a fake tears stream by Christmas

we'll probably get a clip-show for Halloween. lazy bastards.