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Kosher Dill said:
We know from the bankruptcy filing that he still has car payments on the Toyota, he doesn't own that car outright. It's probably not a new car.
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Yeah but the $10k/mo in bills is total bullshit. That might've been the case pre-bankruptcy but almost all of that was wiped clean beyond the WA mortgage, car note, CT HOA fees, cell and utilities plus whatever games he buys. $3500/mo maybe?

Say, I wonder how much Kat's monthly bills are? Does DSP charge her rent?


EDIT: oh and didn't he say something about health insurance? He's probably on the wife's work plan for that. And food.
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
Ok so the car repair that Dave didn't want to tell us about earlier, turns out it was just he had a flat tire. That's it, literally the most basic car issue that is 95% of the time fixed for under $100.
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Even better, the cost and imposition is SO MUCH because I guarantee that this clown called someone out to fix it. He 100% has never changed a tire in his life
 
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I was going to question how he begged for tips cause he needed a car repair like he didn't change the oil ever, again. Then came back after he hit the goal and was like no big deal.

but it was a flat tire, a fucking flat tire, and I would have given him a bit of slack if he would have said "they were old tires and I would have to replace 2 of them" but nope he described this like someone who's never seen a car also thinks it's the rotation and alignment that cost the most.

a flat tire....
a f'ing flat tire....

the most entertaining thing about phil is to see how low the floor for how dumb he is will get or what scam OIC fall for to "make the trolls cry" this week.
 
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"And now, that initial support that you guys helped me with..you basically gave me a TON of extra support when I lost the Twitch partnership back in April. Well, all that has finally dried up."
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Somebody said that McDonalds should bring back the steak & egg bagel. DSP says he didn't know that they got rid of it, because he never goes to McDonalds anymore, but he used to love it!
A few minutes later... Derich says his favorite items at McDonalds are the filet of fish and the snack wrap and DSP immediately corrected him. "They dont have the snack wrap anymore! They got rid of it, which sucks because I love the snack wrap!"
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
Ok so the car repair that Dave didn't want to tell us about earlier, turns out it was just he had a flat tire. That's it, literally the most basic car issue that is 95% of the time fixed for under $100.
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I predicted a fucking oil change and even that was too much to ask for when he said "the car is in the shop".

LMFAO. Someone mentioned that Twitch is cutting down on the eThots and he's on a rant now.

"TOO LITTLE TOO LATE! Can't ban people for no reason then start cleaning up your site FUCK YOU! I'm NEVER going back!"

They don't want you back Phil.
 
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WolverineGuy22 said:
"And now, that initial support that you guys helped me with..you basically gave me a TON of extra support when I lost the Twitch partnership back in April. Well, all that has finally dried up."
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Well, me and many others were wondering how he got the money to waste in the last 2-3 events in WWE Champions.

Well, there it is. At least you got the Hulkster, Phillip!!!
 
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I am back from a nice little vacation from the internet for the most part. I just answer mentions and DMs. Good God Phil has been on a fucking roll this week and I still feel like I missed out on nothing. Begging never changes, but the tips goal sure did. Talk about moving the goal posts after saying everything was okay on the 21st.

Everyone is bored with his bullshit. I love a good dumpster fire, and Phil maybe about to throw some fireworks in this weekend. Tips are drying up and he is scrambling for solutions, Whales aren't taking the bait, except the few who show up for their favorite games.

I missed you guys.
 
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YokuNama said:
Phil just admitted (or lied) about a milestone in his life. He walked.

WALKED.

All the way to the tire shop:

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Congrats on your .5 miles of WALKING Phil!!! Even though he said he was sweating profusely by the time he got there...
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What an achievement for our Italian blob.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
I have no memory of this. Where did you hear this?
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Here you go. College summer internship selling life insurance. He didn't sell one single policy. Had to make two of daddy's friends buy a policy so baby Phil wouldn't cry. Because he sold so little his commissions didn't even pay for the office space rental and when presented with the bill told the company to "Fuck Off!!!". . .then put them down as a reference for his next job.
Phil is legitimately retarded.
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He completely ignored a $4.20 tip from CMFuckface earlier which messes up my numbers, like for the love of god you literally have one job pig!

Edit: Yo it's literally not even 24 hours since upping the tips goal and he's already sending out whale tweets? Reminds me of when he tried to bring back the vest streak and it immediately failed lmao
 
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I know I'm late on this. I'm watching Comma's video and I got to the point where Phil claims his car is in the shop and I just about had an aneurysm. His new fucking car, that he barely even drives, is 'in the shop' and he doesn't know how expensive it's going to be to fix? HOW?! No seriously. This is the most blatant, bold faced lie he has ever told. This mother fucker got rid of his fucking BMW and bought a NEW GODDAMN CAR. It's like five years old. Correct me if I'm wrong here. Maybe I'm off by a bit. A goddamn new car, and given this motherfucker's lifestyle I'm going to bet it's got under 10,000 miles on it. And it's 'in the shop' overnight, with no estimate? I say again, HOW?! Only an actual retard who donates to Phil would be stupid enough to buy this line of 100% pure unadulterated BULLSHIT. I shouldn't be surprised he would go this far, but still I am shocked by the absolute depths to which he is willing to just lie to his audience to beg them for money. Absolutely incredible. I'll take my top hats. I'm legit tilted by this.

Edit: I've calmed down and read the previous couple pages. So it was a flat tire, that makes sense. That happens. Incredibly manipulative to claim his car is 'in the shop' for a goddamn flat tire, but that's what we've come to expect I guess.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Here you go. College summer internship selling life insurance. He didn't sell one single policy. Had to make two of daddy's friends buy a policy so baby Phil wouldn't cry. Because he sold so little his commissions didn't even pay for the office space rental and when presented with the bill told the company to "Fuck Off!!!". . .then put them down as a reference for his next job.
Phil is legitimately retarded.
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this was cringe to read and even more cringe to watch, jesus christ

so an employer calling your reference, whom then tells the employer how they thought you were is against the law because it's negative? And it's against the law because...the negative thing they said about Phil was slander.

So is it slander or is it against the law for a reference to shit talk you? Pick one, can't be both. And even beyond that, put 2 and 2 together. He made 0 legitimate sales for an ENTIRE summer, how the fuck do you think you did? Does he think he was a god at this job or something? From what he described of HIMSELF, he was fucking trash.
 
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