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TrainwreckAnisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches
What are we betting on time till divorce? I'm betting on late 2022. Maybe 2023.
Given how the relationship has gone thus far, I'm guessing it won't blow up right away, but after enough time that cracks start to form and it disintegrates. The alternative is that Ian becomes a "my wife's boyfriend let me sleep at 9pm" kind of guy and the marriage doesn't break for at least half a decade or more.
It'll last that long if she ends it. If he has to end it it's gonna be a decade at least. He's gonna have to justify to himself why there's perfectly good reasons that she's cucking him and also he's going to want to avoid the entire internet singing him a rousing chorus of "I told you so"
He wore that on purpose because he has to show how wild and wacky he is and that he'll wear what he wants when he wants and that doesnt care about anyone's opinion. Because making yourself look as stupid and unappealing as possible on your wedding day sure does teach the haters a lesson.
Either that or he likes humiliation. Can't really imagine he lacks backbone to that point otherwise, given his fame comes from going balls to the wall straight up roasting people and doing crackhead shit for views, my take is he wouldn't do that given how little respect she shows for him. Fuck me sideways...
He may have somewhat of a cuck and humiliation fetish, but I think he's just not confident around women. He might be somewhat fearless as a youtuber, but he's doing a character in his videos and it's easier to put on an act when you're not really being yourself. When it comes to personal relationships, I think he has very little self assurance and that's how he wound up with a trash-basket, crazy whore of a wife. With his efame, there's no doubt that he got attention from women and probably many of them were quite attractive, but it's likely that he felt that women that were good looking, intelligent, who had a modicum of class were just out of his league. So he settled for someone who he found sexy, but who he didn't feel inferior to.
Anisa, for her part, is good at sniffing out guys like Ian and she knows how to play him...she gives him attention and builds up his confidence to a point, while at the same time her whoring around plays on his insecurities, so he never feels quite stable, never feels sure of himself in the relationship. This keeps him attached to her and allows her to maintain control.
I would hope Ian made Anisa sign a pre-nup at the very least, but let's be real here. He was dumb enough to marry her so I doubt he has any kind of foresight.
Nah...He thinks he loves her and believes they'll always be together and Im sure he'd tell you how much he trusts her and that she just doesnt care that much about money and material things....after all, she was happy with this small little vegas wedding and didn't demand some huge fancy reception. She really has him believing she's just a nice, quirky gal who doesn't even think about money. A simple dress--that's fine with her, a tiny engagement ring--well that's all she needs. Meanwhile everyone within earshot, aside from Ian, could hear the "cha-ching!" resounding in her head right after the fake Elvis pronounced them husband and wife.
I'm sure he has money or at least had it at one time. His videos earned millions of views and although youtubers' incomes have fallen over the last few years, he was at his peak before youtube began to demonetize creators who made less than ad friendly content. It's hard to pinpoint exactly how much a specific youtuber makes, because their earnings are dependent on several different factors aside from just views. However, I'd say he was one of the top earners for a while. So he might not be Jeff Bezos type of rich, but as long as he didn't spend all his money, he's probably somewhat financially secure.
What are we betting on time till divorce? I'm betting on late 2022. Maybe 2023.
Given how the relationship has gone thus far, I'm guessing it won't blow up right away, but after enough time that cracks start to form and it disintegrates. The alternative is that Ian becomes a "my wife's boyfriend let me sleep at 9pm" kind of guy and the marriage doesn't break for at least half a decade or more.
A marriage is literally untenable if one of the parties bitches about everything their spouse does on the internet for validation, something Anisa already does even before the marriage. If you can take that for more than a year or two, you’re a special kind of doormat.
Edit: To power level a little bit, I’m married. I know other married people. None of them talk about personal or private or embarrassing shit about their spouses publicly on the Internet. That is not normal behavior. The occasional goofy story? Sure. But personal and embarrassing shit? Never.
Anisa got married because she said “IAN, what if I wait til we get married to shave myself bald? You can’t say no because you shaved Beats by Dr Dre into your head.” So she made what seemed like a big hurdle into a small one by forcing a cheap meme wedding.
she also said in one of those eye rubbing sessions that they bought clippers in their Vegas hotel so Ian could make his hair worse for their wedding day.
It’s just Anisa, humiliation-cringe-coomer-sadist-husbando iDubzzz, and a pair of clippers all week.
Hmm that actually makes sense considering Anisa was always super insecure and when they started dating Ian had hordes and hordes of young 2edgy4u meme queens thirsting over him 24/7. The idea that Ian could one day leave her for one of them (or even just fantasize about it) must've haunted her every day. Maybe she made him look like that so she could sell him the idea that everyone else thinks he's ugly except for her. How lucky he is to have a girl that accepts him for who he really is!
A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!
A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!
Goddamn women can be such cruel fucking bitches some times.
Couldn't even leave him with a shread of dignity eh?
Im sure she prefers him that way cause it leaves her with no competition.
With the retrospectives of the Ian/Anisa relationships and discussing CRG, it made me wonder what Laci Green looks like in 2021. So here’s a shot from a video she made a week ago or so.
Icuckzzz will get divorce raped next month (or in the near future), and he'll think twice before doing retarded shit like this in the future (the best outcome)
We will see acutal cuck porn from the broads OF and Ian's reputation will completely be in shambles (the funniest outcome)
she is going to get knocked up and her kids are really going to suffer for it. (the worst outcome, also >implying it'll be Ian's kids lol)
This ride was crazy so far, let's see how things will turn out.
With the retrospectives of the Ian/Anisa relationships and discussing CRG, it made me wonder what Laci Green looks like in 2021. So here’s a shot from a video she made a week ago or so. View attachment 2309327
A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!
First Ian says something about "wanting to make this work" about getting engaged, and now they've had a Vegas wedding with an Elvis priest. I haven't seen this many red flags since the Soviet Union.
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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!
